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Quiff and Polarboy arguing whether a shit sandwich tastes better on Hovis or Warburtons.

Remember where you read it first.

They tear shit up in training against Krafth and Ritchie.

It’s not on here in Singapore mate.

@The Fish

You'll be supporting ARE BRAVE BOYS in no time.

The cretaceous period will extend another week, oh joy. I'm so happy.

They’ll need to surgically remove that coat

You cheek cun! (Night shift posts).

Maybe

Did you intentionally write this as if it was being said by someone from Singapore?

Aye, you'd be better off asking for the Australian vaccine.

On it

What about Tot? He actually put his chance away. And by screamer do you mean when he mean missed the goal from point blank range?

Murphy is a good player to have on the bench. I don't mean that in jest, as a sub coming on his direct play and propensity to run at tiring defenders creates chances. He's also shown on multiple occassions that he's not bad with a dead ball.

It would have been better not to score in the end. It will give Bruce another week.

Murphy Corner wow!

TOT!

Hold out for 80% or you're a giant mug.

The fake crowd went way over the top for that shit shelvey effort

That 3v3 just shows how badly hes got these players playing together, looked like they've not practised a counter attack in their lives

Shelvey throwing himself about like a blind Paul Dummett.

I'm distraught that he didn't buy the smb mind

Enjoy

Nothing screams shop tea leaf like a can in his hand, no shopping and a big trampy coat weighed down.

Looks like he’s got the entire company’s supply in his pockets, too. edit; who’s the poor bloke holding his breath next to him?

Steady on

Ryp

even mrs brown's boys looks more tempting

It's like the grown-up equivalent to my four year old finding that one bit of wallpaper seem he can get a grip of and fucking up all those hours of labour, just because he can. You're not kidding about Tomo Fujita though, I just checked him out. He's great! So much laid back (non-patronising) wisdom, and fuck me he can play. That rake!

From Popbitch. I hope it's true.

Especially when Bruce’s record shows that the longer he is at a club, the worse it gets in every way.

It’s still amazing that when he was literally saying it’s time to do things my way, a lot of journalists just sort of accepted that despite the fact he’d had 2 full pre-seasons and one and a half seasons as manager by that point

Steve Bruce with his weekly 'Of course I take responsibility but let me explain why none of this is my fault.'

Let's not forget this cracker on 15th January. Before doing it 'his way' this season: 1.1 ppg After doing it 'his way': 0.8ppg It doesn't seem like much but to put it in context, those ppg over a full season last season were the difference between finishing reasonably comfortably in 15th and finishing second from bottom in the table.

The latter

@Kid Dynamite

That wouldn't piss them off. They'd just make it a big 7

consensus - we're fucking shit. enjoy the match. ps - i hope you make the top 4 ahead of one of the so-called "big 6", just to piss off the sky/talksport dickheads

Apparently we’ve only had a worse points record than we currently have now once in our PL history, and we got relegated that season. Bruces latest quote in the Ronny Gill: "You have to pick up enough points and over the last six games we have shown signs we are doing OK." 1 win, 3 losses, and 2 draws from those 6, carry that form out across an entire season and it’d get you 32 points which would see you relegated in all bar 1 PL season. We’ve dropped like a fucking stone since Xmas when we had a double digit gap over the relegation zone yet this embarrassment still has the gall to stand there and act like we’ve had a decent season, and we’ll just see where we end up eh. The press actually wonder why our fan base was excited about the potential takeover while knowing our current owner appointed this fucking tit.

Tomo Fujita's youtube channel is my new thing. He's a Berklee professor and apparently John Mayer's guitar teacher. It's like getting taught guitar by Mr Miyage and not just because of the accent, he's got this weird philosopher/teacher thing going on. Give it a look.

There you go. Howay Tom, let's get the hair dryer out.

Man to man, you’ll batter us. Rice and Soucek will have our pants down in midfield and Bruce is a swede-headed fuckwit. Just print that.

Who would you consider the best player is for West Ham? Can't answer your questions as I haven't watched enough of you as the PL generally bores the tits off me. I only watch NUFC as it's been hardwired into me for nearly forty years. What do you think West Hams strengths and weaknesses are? Karen Brady and the dildo brothers piss me off quite a bit, especially Brady. They're a weakness. A strength? I don't know, I've never minded West Ham so there must be something there although the ground move has took something away. How do you think Newcastle will get on for the rest of this season? We'll be shit, poor to watch and it'll be a slow car crash whether we go down as our three best offensive players are all injured so where will the goals come from? The manager is the biggest worry even when they're back. What player for Newcastle should opposing teams watch out for? Nobody at present. Are you happy with the return of Andy Carroll? No, especially his contract getting renewed another year. A desperate move by a club who hate signing players. How gutted were you when the recent takeover fell through? Gutted we've still got Ashley, absolutely gutted. I can't put across how poisonous the last 15 years have been and how much he's sucked the life out of the club. I didn't like the idea of who was going to buy us one iota and it wouldn't have sat well at all. What has been Newcastles biggest struggle this season? The holy trinity of Ashley, Charnley and Bruce. Does Steve Bruce deserve the criticism he receives from fans? My first game was in 1983, he's very much a contender for the worst full time manager we've ever had in my time of following us. We all knew what was coming but he's been even worse. I didn't expect the petulance and the massive pet lip. Out of his depth a decade ago never mind now. Do you think you will stay up this season? It depends how long Wilson, Almiron and ASM are out for and whether the duck egg helps them break down by rushing them back. What are your score predictions for Newcastle v West Ham? Always fancy us against you but we'll need those players back, even then it's 50/50 at best. Without them there's no chance of anything unless you're total shit on the day and can't be arsed.