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I came across that earlier when doing my daily browse of #orphans

Big day for parents who hate their kids, of which I know we have a few on here. 🙌 😉

Geoff Shreeves: "So after just two wins in twenty games, do you still think you'll have enough to stay up, Steve?" Duck-egg: "Well, you know, I'll be delighted if we do but we'll just dust ourselves down yet again seeing as that fat cockney bastard is my boss and his sports shops are full of cheap shit." GS: " What? Errr....are you saying...." Duck-egg: "Hang on a minute, Geoff, just got to answer this....hello? Steve Bruce.....oh hello Lee..... what?..... Mike's been on the phone?..... I'm sacked? How's the pay off did you say?.....no bother....tell Mike no hard feelings....and thanks, thanks very much. It's been a pleasure. Ok.... I'll clear it out in the morning. Bye.....Bye.....(hangs up)......(mutters).... Jesus, thought he'd never take the fucking hint."

If Ashley gets rid,Brucey will receive a reported £3m-£4m pay off.Who the fuck put that clause in his contract? Brucey wasn’t in any position to demand such a payout, yet he did!!!

He doesn't give the poor kids money or food, just vouchers which can be redeemed for Rich Energy at Heron Foods. Anyway, what a fucking shyster 😣

Rather than "simple" racism, I'd say it's a much broader attitude of superiority and looking down on non-aristocrats which happens to include non-whites. I think they hit their limit with the "common" Middleton.

Jesus Christ, just reading about Princess Michael and the blackamoor brooch there, that had to be deliberate. I would suggest that most if not all the Royal family are racist. With the exception of Harry who also likes dressing up as a nazi iirc (prepared to accept that was being a daft kid). Markel hardly even looks black to me like. Genuinely wouldn't have known she was a person of colour if it wasn't for the media. Anyway, anything that accelerates the demise of the Windsors is good in my book.

In short terms: They are all cunts.

He's a cunt.

Knowing us we get relegated and the EFL will reject a takeover.

It does where we’re headed Edit - 46

https://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/next-manager-to-leave-post The only one beating no cunt it's tough at the top

Can I shite! I think it was definitely an advantage to start off with, having your dominant hand as your fretting hand, but it didn't last.

Whoa I'm a lefty that plays as a righty too.

Forget about it!

The scruffy cunt might just have plumbed new depths It’s a recently set up company rather than a charity

‘Not sure’.

Christ I’ve just read about the brooch. Thats some pretty committed racism.

I can’t remember if it was Chez or someone else but it was in relation to a Swiss couple who complained to the authorities about the noise from a party they’d been to after they left

I find it hard to care about the whole thing, but I do wonder how many flag-wavers who signed a condolence book for Diana are now riding the "Meghan's just an attention-seeker/wealthy people shouldn't complain about their mental health" train without a hint of irony.

You live in the most royal part of the UK young man. Have some respect....

I dunno but it's fair to say I don't give a flying fuck about any of it yet it's all I've heard all morning.

He’d have to touch the ball for that to happen.

Derailing this a bit but I'm surprised none of youse have covered this classic in tribute to Bruce, Weird-Al Style. "If you miss seventeenth place and think you're not a disgrace....... You're a cabbage. If no-one let's you employ your son and you weigh a metric ton..... You're a cabbage. If you're round, green and can't organise a team....You're a cabbage.

The most annoying thing about this is that it has always been on the cards. But when the team was playing shit but getting lucky eins it was all about the results that matter. Now as we are still playing shit but not winning as well it’s neither performances nor results that matter

Edwards is NE sports correspondent for the Telegraph. Theres plainly a Midlands one too who was very likely tasked with todays game. Edwards is a bullshitting disingenuous prick

‘Three and a half hours? Fuck that... What do you mean it’s literally my job? I’m not doing it’

Apparently he's said he "wants to keep the run going". he's fuckin' lost it.

You just know that in normal times the fans would be getting the blame for creating a negative atmosphere in the stadium.

Obviously we’d be in a better place with ASM, Almiron and Wilson fit but the first two haven’t featured much anyway and Bruce has totally messed Almiron about. Wilson’s been class but he was living off scraps and struggling to make an impact before breaking down. Those 3 have provided a lazy excuse for the shit run of form rather than being the cause of it.

Not even arsed. FCB deserves a relegated club for appointing him in the first place

All the talk on Amazon was about how Bruce would have been happy with the point. They’re not wrong, I bet he thought it was job done look at us now within a point of the drop with a worse goal difference.

This fella really knows his stuff

Staggering performance by a few of them today. Staggeringly bad. Any sort of quality at all and we'd have comfortably beaten these today but when the dross you're left with can't square a fucking ball twice in the first ten mins or just take a shot on v the keeper then what can you do? Tyldsley's comments on us being shit and it not being unexpected was funny as fuck, mind. Yes, Clive, nobody thinks it's unexpected, that's been our point for quite some considerable time you massive fucking duck egg.

Time wasting sub to try and keep this big result. Right 100% has to be fired. We absolutely fucking needed to win that and should have, showed nothing at all, no interest nothing.

Have we considered that Bruce has fell out with everyone else on the bench?

So we had Murphy and Ritchie available and on the bench and he started the game with Jeff Hendricks playing out of position? Yet these cunts in the media will still blame injuries regardless of who he has available the shambolic piss head can’t pick a team.

Tbf to Allah Dyce, he carries it a lot better than Bruce. He looks like the sort of fat-lad that could still have normal blood pressure

There is more movement from continental plates in tectonics than from our players

#mikeashleylogic

Matty will be pleased he didn't make the mistake of leaving

It’ll be lawyers from both sides arguing the case and a panel who decide the outcome. The guy we have a problem with is chairman of the panel but there’s no way he should be involved given his past.

I find it interesting Bruce is now saying it’s all resolved after Ritchie apologized, so does this mean Ritchie received no apology (clearly got no public one) for Bruce throwing him under the bus like he did in the press? What a fucking dog shit manager Bruce is, there’s no way it’s resolved on Ritchies end of this is the case.

Brewcey's home planet revealed.

How's the bacon shed, did you say?

The end should be near now one way or another for this cunt. Once a manager pisses the players off by throwing them under the bus in response to bad performances and in turn loses the dressing room it usually means they lose their job pretty quickly after but this is Newcastle we are talking about. What baffles me is that he does such a bad job so blatantly badly. I know he’s a useless cunt but constantly singling out players for blame was only going to end one way surely he’s been around long enough to know this? I think he’s been actively trying to get the sack for a while as he gets something like a £3/4m payout if he does. In this case he’s been dragging our club down for months not giving a fuck if we win or lose, not caring about the fans or the players, barely even taking training seriously (he apparently has taken multiple days off since Wolves), the cunt had more money spent on players than any manager in our history over 2 seasons and he doesn’t even try. The bloke has no fucking morale standards what so fucking ever, he’s a fat fucking loser who only cares about himself why do his media pals stick by this vile cunt? He’d throw any of them under the bus at any given opportunity also if he benefited him. I know it’s wrong to wish death but I don’t give a fuck in this case he’s a fucking disgusting piss taking slob who’s mugged the fans off the whole time so yes I honestly hope he dies, I despise him more than I did Pardew or McLaren. He’s so lucky the fans havnt been allowed in, so so lucky. Imagine being a hardworking Newcastle fan paying to go and see games when the teams managed by this gross narcissistic piece of shit that only cares about lining his own pockets and will shit on anyone and everyone at any moment when it benefits him.. remember the little Rafa digs man? The ego of this cunt to take snide digs at the man who’s shadow dwarfs Bruce’s entire football existence. Not to mention the only reason we are still in with a chance of staying up is a combination of a couple of teams below us being so shit it looks like they are trying to get relegated and the fact this loser has much better attacking players to work with than we’ve had in fucking years. Rant over I don’t even give a fuck anymore anyway, we will probably somehow scrape staying up and we’ll get another year out of him after he’s clearly thrown in the towel this season. That’s how our club functions under Ashley.