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Last one is Meenzer

So, I see Darlington has won the new Treasury Office bid, beating the cities of Newcastle, Leeds and Bradford for it. Hmm, I wonder which place voted Conservative last election?

You can if you’re a little bitch, like Edwards.

Alabamery ”y’all sure got a purty mouth”

Is the top one Mike Neville?

Eric Morecambe you could dig Eric Morecambe up and he’d still look more like Eric Morecambe

CYP

Yeah but which one?

Aye, if you set out to wind people up, you can't cry to teacher when they get wound up.

Would absolutely destroy that lass like. For 30 seconds

We're going to be playing these bampy bastards in the Championship next season aren't we With Bruce as manager and having sold our best players. Class

There's no pubs in Daisy Hill but apart from that....good post.

I’m not advocating their behavior but there are a portion of absolute fucking idiots on Twitter, and they’re part of a larger group Edwards regularly targets to wind up. He doesn’t have to constantly provoke them, but he does, again the people that do it are idiots but a fucking wanker like Steve Wraith pointing it out like this accomplishes nothing. If I went into a pub in Daisy Hill and go “everyone in here is a little cunt, and daisy hill is a hovel” I’d get a fucking hiding, does it excuse their behavior that I did that? No, but we know it’s going to happen, the same way that when Edwards constantly plays devils advocate to such a degree that it is just wummery he can’t be too shocked that wankers using anonymous accounts on the internet become threatening/ personal. I’d also say Wraith siding with him makes it all worse for the bloke. I really fucking wish Wraith would realize he’s not speaking on behalf of NUFC fans when he talks.

2 wins from 17 matches. How anybody thinks that Bruce deserves a chance is beyond me. That’s before you get to the fact that he’s plainly a complete and utter cunt, hideous to listen to and worse to look at.

Seems like Johnson’s natural successor.

I mean, how much fucking work does a good David Gray lookalike get? Let alone a shit one. Eddie the Eagle is a tad niche too. Plus you’d just get the real one

The middle one is Timothy Spall. Judging on how accurate the others are, I’d say the bottom on is Ronnie Corbett.

Same thing. My drawing skills lie somewhere between Jackson Pollock and a dirty protest on a prison cell wall

These are like if you asked me to draw the celebrities they’re meant to look like from memory.

Matt Cardle is Adam Sandler btw.

Or maybe Roisin Murphy, that's the kind of David Gray-level person no one could possibly ever need as a lookalike.

I was thinking Patrick Kielty for David Gray.

Btw, Flintoff is David Gray ( Three-Hit-Wonder from late 90s), and Meenzer is Eddie the Eagle.

Correct

Will “Not on the Register, Totally Safe, Kids!” Ferrell Also, their Clinton looks more like Keith Chegwin

Used to quite often go and watch Daisy Hill play on a Sunday morning as my uncle played for them for years. Him and me Dad were involved with Heaton Stannington for a long time in various capacities too and back in the day there were always a few ‘Hillers’ in the team. The name sounds so nice as well (which obviously is in no way meant to infer that it isn’t a lovely place ).

You’re lucky I got the name right.

A minutes silence for Steve Wraiths self awareness

Takeover talk gets brought up by NUFC whenever they need a distraction. They can fuck off.

Him, not you

Not a fucking ounce of self awareness.

Apprently some folk have been threatening poor Luke... Is it just me or is this a bit rich coming from a man who freely earns a major part of his wage from glorifying those who would make literal threats of violence to various individuals in person, and then very possibly actually carry them out, often for money? Does this cunt know how utterly ridiculous his entire being appears to anyone with a titter of wit?

Aye this is the real reason. Relegation would probably suit the consortium, as the EFL would more than likely pass them without much contest and you’d assume they would get the club cheaper, the latter being exactly why Ashley wouldn’t sell and would gamble on us getting back up before trying to sell again. Utter fucking nightmare.

Aye, we are absolutely fucked now like and it’s not even like we’ve been picking up result with those 2 players in the side (2 wins out of 17). So we’re double fucked. Oh and how I wish we could have seen this coming, who would have thought it would all go to shit sooner or later under this fucking fat useless grotesque arrogant thick cabbage headed kebab scoffing cunt.

Ashley has shown for a long time that he doesn't give a fuck about Newcastle United. It really wouldn't surprise me if he had very little part in appointing Bruce in the first place. He probably gives league a quick look every few weeks and sees we're not in the bottom 3 and as long as that remains the case he doesn't give us a second thought. Appointing Charnley to run the club is the bizzare bit. He wouldn't have a got a job running any of the companies I've worked for, and I've worked for some poorly run companies over the years, and none of them are close to the size of Newcastle United. I'd love to know what the opinions of the chief execs at the other premier league clubs are of him.

Agreed. There’s no way Edwards has a clue what’s going on like. You know that because his source is the manager

What an utter crock of shit. While I don’t think we are being sold, why would they pause any action currently going on because of this? There’s literally nothing anyone outside the playing and coaching staff can do at this point, they had opportunities to sack Bruce and get someone competent, as well as bring players in back in January. So now they’re just going to stand about and spending their time hoping something happens and just not bother doing any type of work so they can focus on hoping? What an utter fucking shambles or a club we are under this uninterested wanker, sadly a case where the fanbase doesn’t deserve this at all but relegation is something Ashley and Bruce really do deserve.

Relegation is precisely what the owner deserves. If it wasn’t apparent how little he understands about football you’d think it was his aim

Who could have imagined that appointing a manager, who's average league position over his entire career is 20th in the PL, would turn out bad?

Thank god that we do still have the reliable fitness levels of Gayle, Fraser and Carroll and can always count on them to come up with stellar performances.

If you had him going before Greavsie on deadpool you'd be quids in 👍 Texted an old mate who's from Motherwell to tell him..this is our brief exchange...

Understood the club he served and realised it's potential, was a good footballing defender in an era where this wasn't necessarily a plus with everyone, his shuffle was loved by the crowd, was a good captain, a good care taker manager and decent manager showing up Souness for what he was. The players who were around and did good jobs when you were a bairn and teenager and you have a love of the game tend to be favourites and Glenn and the likes of Wharton, Anderson, Davey Mac, Peter Jackson etc will always be heroes to me despite not being as genuinely talented as the likes of Waddle, Beardsley, Gazza, and Keegan. Football was also a more enjoyable experience, a bit more rough and ready, worse conditions but hammers the way it's went now. Probably a getting old thing as well, no doubt but the likes of all seater stadiums, season ticket culture, sky et al took something away from the game very much including a certain demographic of fan who were discarded without any actual fucks being given as greed took a bigger hold in the game. Roeder was one of the good lads and a true NUFC legend for his part in my formative football years. He's obviously had serious medical issues for a few years so hope he's at rest now. RIP, Glenn.