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“Hello Alex, aye it’s dad, your dad... it’s Steve. Aye yeah haha your dad, fuckin dozy cunt. Anyway what they saying about iz now on the tweets and that? They’re fuckin not are they? Not the cabbage again man, I’ll never shake that... right never mind that, you just say I’m proper gutted about being slated. I don’t know why I’m not fired man Alex, I’ve fucking tried the lot, I even called Charnley a little mug but he just ran oot the room and hid behind Steve Harper. Ritchie you say? Aye right, aye I’ll slate him, say he’s not telling the players what to do after I told him, I mean I already made Shelvey captain so shows I can’t care about communication but hopefully no one spots that. Who knows he might start on iz and I can whack in a bumper fucking compo claim! Ah kna man, every day I’m not fired is another day less in Benidorm, I was telling Jonjo he will love it, I said there’s plenty of shade under the Carling umbrellas. Anyway get yeself on talkSPORT or something this week, I’ve already got Keys backing me up. They hired that Jones man, he’s relentless so I told him to fuck off on the touchline... aye dead casual there was no way a camera picked up on it. I’ll be home aye, no only 4 packs of space raiders I’ll still polish the Bhuna off. In a bit!”

RIP Excellent player for us - also did a great job with Gazza. A shame it didn't work out for him as a manager - did "too well" as a caretaker when it would have been better for him and the club if Shepherd had had the balls to go for someone else instead of taking the easy option of giving him the job.

He’s even shite at getting the sack

Fucking shambles of a manager, regardless of any individual errors you handle that behind closed doors ffs. Embarrassment of a bloke, honestly losing all fucking interest with this dildo in charge.

Opinionated arsehole tells other people what they can and can’t say. Zlatan can pipe down too

TBF he went on to achieve a degree of success as an actor under the stage name Mackemzie Crook.

Basic Mick met and married his sister Michaela and had more Mick Jnrs. Dad, Mam, Baby and Uncal- twelve eyes between them and more fingers than Findus.

That season where we got oddly far in Europe with Sibierski banging them past Estonian paperboys was a good laugh compared to the dreck now. RIP

Going after an influential player like Ritchie seems to be yet another attempt to get sacked IMO. He’s tried to attack the fans, attack the players, attack the journos and now he’s getting at blokes that have been here for years and done far more to get the club out of the shit than Bruce ever has, the thick fat cunt. It actually brings me immense pleasure to see how anguished he is every single week at still having to show up to work when he’s so desperate for another pay-off. Hope he’s going through a crate of lager a night in abject depression, the cunt.

TCMPL needs to get her doctor to sign her off due to work-related stress. No one should be suffering like that due to work, mate.

Someone should send his shithouse son that pic of Unkal Mick and Basic Mick outside the ground at 3am, it’ll cheer the fat cunt right up. edit; here it is

Didn't know he was on Blankety Blank. Finally I can understand what all the fuss has been about.

Why is this cunt our fucking manager. Why would you ever appoint this helmet? He’s a fucking loser, and brings a loser mentality to his teams which is part of the reason this is where they always are. He will be happy with that, a draw at home to a dog shit Wolves. We need to fucking win games like that, a point per game is an absolute disgrace. Just fucking sell the club Ashley man.

And he had the decency to resign once the writing was on the wall rather that wait for a payoff.

When i first started to go to games in the 80s it was Roeder and Peter Jackson both in the team as centre backs, he was a top defender , good manager and by all accounts a decent man. RIP Glenn and thanks for all you did for NUFC.

One of his relatives, possibly his sister, Mam and girlfriend, had the audacity to call people sad bastards (or words to that effect) for mocking a bloke who spent all his time hanging about in cars with people half his age

Still got his autograph in a book he signed when I was a bairn. Wasn't a big fan of the old board apparently as a player. RIP.

Especially for something that's happening purely so the almighty god of house prices shall never fall.

I dunno, a few years ago he genuinely claimed that Steve Bruce should get the Man Utd job. I think he’s just thick as fuck.

Expecting a bloke who fucked his daughters best mate whilst his wife was suffering from cancer to understand normal people’s expectations is a bit unlikely, the hairy-handed fucking nonce.

The fans aren’t even at the games to apply any pressure on Bruce. They’re utterly powerless in terms of decision making and the obese wanker managing the club is only on social media by proxy but apparently it’s still the supporters to blame for not (presumably ‘virtually’) getting behind Bruce and the evidence for this is a banner outside the ground

Yeah. And they’re qualified FA goalkeeping coaches are they? Or just some journo spaffijg off opinions in a rare moment of sobriety?

I didn’t know Jay Jay Sea had put his house on the market.

If you look to the extreme left of the banner.....sad geordies bastards.

+1 for this. Do it through the right channels and they'll have zero comeback. One of the worst things about the past year, in amongst all the rest of the shit, has been the rise of Sunak.

I mean it surely is just trolling here. We’ve lost 10 out of 14 games, averaging a point per game, and are 4th bottom, there’s not a viable point for keeping him anymore. Keys is a sad little desperate man.

not looking too good there richard like. god forbid anything obesity related should happen to his heart. the stupid fat cunt.

It's fucking mad man. I'm completely agnostic about the bloke. He fought in the war, along with millions of other conscripts, was fortunate enough to survive, and fortunate enough to appear on Blankety Blank and live to be 100. All in all a good innings etc. But people I know are suffering hugely and people I know who haven't reached half his age are literally dying. None of this is his fault or has anything to do with him, but that's sort of my point. This country is sick. Captain Tom is just another dead cat to distract us from the real sickness of the nation. Well fuck that, I'm not buying it.

#bagonheed #chinminge #tattyasfuck

It does seem to be a constant thing with teams he coaches, but my guess would be he'd blame the amount of matches in such a short space of time because of covid, which pundits will likely accept unquestioningly, without looking at his career as a coach as a whole.

It’s interesting how we consistently have two or three players go off injured every game, something that didn’t happen this consistently under better previous managers. Bruce will blame bad luck, and no doubt some of it is but when it’s this consistent I’d argue there’s some poor training practices going on.

2 grand to spend every day picking up dog shit? Fuck that. I can source the parts locally for a fraction of that. Call it £80 and ill build you one from scratch.

Commentary on Bruce: "He's experienced, he's been here before." Funny that.

Alreet, Endeavour

“illegal” imagine just going through life making it more difficult for yourself just so you can grandstand. Wear a mask you pathetic little bitch. Has the date been set for that mackem MMA fighter to choke the dozy cunt out? Or has he #chickenedout? #loser #softlad #feeblecunt

Billy Storey doing his weekly shop in a petrol station is in no way surprising.

Probably wasn't even because he didn't have a mask on, they just have a strict no homeless people allowed policy. Either that or they just thought he was a cunt.

Well that explains Shelvey’s support for him

It's utterly embarrassing having him as manager, should be even more so for those that apppinted him. Not a single relevant redeemable feature as a manager and thick as mince to boot.

To be fair my opinion of him never changed after seeing him joking with his Man United mate after they hammered us, it’s still that he’s a massive fucking cunt and never was, and never will be a Newcastle United fan (which isn’t a stipulation of being NUFC manager, I just fucking hate the media try and say he’s one of us). I know he’s just a symptom of Ashley, and there will be another grossly unqualified lump given the job after him, but fucking hell I can’t wait until he’s not at our club anymore.

He's a nice guy though...... What a cunt of man. Sad state of affairs when your only redeeming feature is your mortality.

Doesn’t surprise me at all that Shelvey loves him. One of the laziest players going. Had the talent to be a pretty high level player ( compared to average PL players, not just football in general), but has ended up plodding around the pitch for relegation fodder.

If he's such a brilliant manager and we're still where we are in the table, Shelvey is effectively saying he's so shite he's irredeemable. Reckon he even realises?

The fact that it’s still going ahead says all you need to know on that score.

Brexit has sorted everything out.