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Imagine being taken away from your mother and everything you’ve ever known to end up living with Gemmill.

THE FACE OF EVIL. Was ready to enquire about the refund policy after night 1. Lay awake most of the night as he screamed the house down, lamenting the fact that I'd made a huge mistake and that I was right all along that cats are the best. Last night was much better. He's tiny, but fuck me he's loud.

It’s fucking incredible pundits will still just say he’s doing a good job lazily, clearly not even knowing our current form or where we are in the league. The way Jenas was fucking clearly fuming when Jake Humphries challenged him on his lazy bullshit spoke volumes “but they’ll still be in the PL if they finish 17th” “is that what Newcastle fans should be happy with? Just finishing 17th” “you’d have been happy with that as a Norwich fan” so throws out a lazy dig about Norwich but also this ridiculous assumption that just because you’re not currently competing at the top of the league you should just be buzzing with 17th. They’d sharp catch on if every one that followed one of the 14 teams these wankers think are just making up the numbers simply packed in watching and their pay cheque started to get a lot lighter.

Sounds like the real thing. I prescribe a few cans.

Everton win at Anfield for the first time in twenty odd years on Saturday. On Sunday.....

Jesus wept.

I don't mind the relaxation if the vaccine/hospitalisation stats really are as positive as they seem to be, but scheduling the "stay at home order lifted but people urged to stay local wherever possible" phase for the week before Easter rather than the week after is going to mean absolute chaos on the holiday weekend, isn't it?

Talking like a twat and wearing a tweed scarf?

In the showers like?

Yes but there are a few positives for Brucey to take from those stats.

Even a Chinese mouse would do a better job as well.

Steady on

I seriously doubt he ever was one of us. be interested to know prior to fucking off to gillingham when he last stood in sjp as a supporter because I'd be willing to bet he hasn't since. I mean, I know it probably wasn't the most prudent and tactful decision lee clark ever made to wear the sad mackem bastard t-shirt at wembley but at least as a newcastle supporter it was understandable. contrast that to bruce, I have never, ever, not once heard an nufc supporter refer to the mancs as 'united' no true nufc supporter could possibly have celebrated gyan's fluked equaliser in the manner bruce did. no newcastle supporter would think there was anything remotely funny about potentially using 'who let the dogs out' as an act of revenge for the 5-1, for fucks sake, that was slight against women and nowt to do with football. the man isn't one of us and probably never has been. he is however a repulsive fat cunt.

As if being OK is something to aim for and get excited about. Hadn’t been near relegation in years when Ashley took over, seems like yearly occurrence now.

A young kid from Newcastle that’s apparently a good talent coming on for Manchester United, then the camera turning right to Steve Bruce’s stupid fucking pudding face as the score reads 3-1 sums up Ashley’s ownership.

It would probably have been better not to play well for 60 minutes as it will give Bruce more time.

Only Steve Bruce could be given a proven Premier League goal scorer, sell nobody, take every single player backwards and be told he’s doing a good job. Unbelievable. It’s actually unbelievable

I agree. It was certainly a result of small dick syndrome.

See Ole has said Bruce is doing a good job I know they’re mates, but it shows the complete indifference the media has to every team outside “THE BIG SIX” (most of which aren’t currently in the top 6 spots) that it doesn’t just get fucking ridiculed for saying a bloke taking a mid table side and having them 3 points above the drop zone after 2 years is doing a good job.

This sort of attack is why Brexit happened.

"TT Feebles 5 ; ewerk & Gemmil 0"

Aye, I mean it’s clear as day he’s a football journalist that knows absolutely nothing about football. He couldn’t see that Bruce’s dreadful two decade long managerial career was probably a good indicator that he wouldn’t do a good job here, so it stands to reason that he sees no problem with ignoring the last two seasons as an indication he’s not up to is. I know he’s sticking up for Bruce as he’s pally with him, but I think if everyone just started treating it like he genuinely thought all this stuff rather than giving him the out of sticking up for a pal it makes him look more of a tosser. I can see why he’d want Bruce to get another few, as it’ll mean we are actually in the bottom 3 so it’s easy for a fucking idiot like Edwards to see that could maybe be an issue with 10 or so to go, it’s hard having to deal with forecasting things out.

The journalists are going awfully quiet about this all of a sudden. It’s not something any of us particularly wanted to be right about, but the bloke wasn’t suddenly going to turn into a high calibre manager at the tail end of an underwhelming managerial career ffs. Edwards is one of the lead twats in the attacks on the fans over Bruce, and he deserves all the “we told you so” that are coming his way, hopefully once everyone has got it through their system we can all put the stupid cunt on ignore and not read his fucking rubbish, maybe then someone that actually wants to be a NE football reporter can get his job. It’s mental we are right back in the same situation as when McLaren was manager. Everyone can see exactly what needs to be done but Ashley and Charnley are going to close their eyes and just hope Bruce somehow figures it all out, or Fulham just stop getting points, neither will happen. If they stick with Bruce we are down. It honestly may already be too late, we have 14 games left? There’s no chance he gets sacked after whatever today’s shambles is against Manchester United, so he will get the Wolves match at the very least which puts us at 12 left . It’s crazy how lazy a lot of these journalists are that they still can’t see why we complain about having Ashley as owner, and Bruce as manager, all other nonsense Ashley does aside repeating this process yet again is beyond frustrating to watch. The bloke was calling out the playing staff back in fucking November he should have been sacked back then. Wonder how long we have to wait before these wankers that have called us morons for months will be writing articles about how we sleepwalked towards relegation, or how the pressure from fans who never accepted Bruce created friction that led to poor performances.

That’s because he’s a little shithouse. He’s the type who approaches you if you’re having a quiet pint and tries to demonstrate how clever he is, ignoring all the social signals you’re giving him to fuck off, then gets upset when you finally tell him to fuck off. Don’t take his bait.

Continuing to graciously accept criticism in the light of overwhelming evidence he’s a fucking idiot

We can rightly say it

So shit it’s funny

I heard that taking Omega 3 capsules in boiling water would act as a COVID vaccine, so I gave it a go- ended up with burns on my lips. Don’t worry though, they’re super fish oil.

No knicker sniffing in the office anymore, then