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I see Darren Grimes is out on his arse after applying for a job at GB News, an actual posh person got the job. They’ve been laughing at him all along, now 27 years old grimes is moving back in with mam and dad. What a prick

You lot will swallow any old shite

Well I finally got round to to googling tl;dr to see what it meant so Renton's post and A4 letters did have some use after all so many years later.

Percy Pacemaker doesn’t have the same cachet, does it?

SD voucher surely.

That doesn't narrow it down, like.

From MAGA to Mama. Life comes at you fast.

Also, fuck off.

I'm sorry if his mental health is suffering but he was happy enough to dunk on other people's mental health when it suited him, so hey.

So Sunderland announce a chairman who's in his 20s the very day Darren Grimes moves back to live with his mam and dad

Evidently.

What difference does it make if you occasionally drive 8 miles to do some exercise as opposed to 5 miles? If it makes you feel better I don’t see an issue. Up to you of course. Technically I broke the rules a few times recently by going out for a walk twice in the same day. If everybody had behaved like you and I we’d be in a much better place with regards to the virus so I wouldn’t feel guilty about a drive to the coast now and again.

I’m sure you’re right. However when you’re disinterested in the club, maybe don’t leave it to a unqualified cretin to run and an incompetent drunk to manage. It’s not going to end well regardless of how compliant they are.

Nailed on Gemmill is getting a Pug, btw- genetically fucked and barely able to breathe.

for fucks sake, I need to up me game then. my ambition is to be name checked on talksport by alex bruce.

Wait a bit....if this lad is so rich why is The Don™️ still part of the club?

Given that you’re the most famous limp dick on this board I don’t think any of us are ever going to have to worry about your offspring.

I'm gonna look very rude if you weren't talking to me.

Gemmill's not had his yet.

I love how people like him label the entire ‘left’ as being hypocrites for not adhering to what he thinks they should be about. Despite him not feeling he needs to adhere to that or believing in what he thinks the left should stand for. He was wearing a MAGA hat (and looking like a fucking gimp) on US election night. He’s just after sympathy and by extension more money for being a cunt. As Tom says he’s just another useful idiot who’s been discarded when no longer deemed to be an effective spreader of propaganda. So now he can go back to just being an idiot

Oh, and get your tiny violins out for Grimes

He got sacked from IEA, if even Tufton Street have turned their back on him then he's in trouble.

He’s the one that died the other day. 👍

Aye. From my house to Cullercoats is 7.5 miles according to Google maps shortest route. We’ve been for a stroll along the beach and fish and chips above the bay once or twice this past year. Not a regular thing, but sometimes you need to reset the old happiness meter.

He’s too pigheaded to learn any lesson so I’m fully on the schadenfreude bandwagon. JOIN ME

Aye, as TMH alludes to, he blatantly jumped on alt-right bandwagon because there was money in it in the form of funding from various sources etc. Horrible little cunt tbh

Also, what pie? Youse are in division 3 for the foreseeable, bog standard club at that level

Sell the odd player to a championship side and the academy pays for itself. You’d think it would fit in with his strategy about the club being self sustaining but that’s just something he says to cover over his appalling bad stewardship. He’s all about getting through the current season and nothing else though. It makes no fucking sense but very little he does does make sense

One of those weird coincidences but that tool bought something from where I work a little while ago, naturally curiosity got the better of me and had a snoop at the rental costs of where he lived. Varied from £2.5k-£3k a month, presumably he thought the grift was never going to end.

I went by Scotty Roundhouse in the 90s.

Sorry not a fan, the whole Brit pop thing is a mystery to me. Or maybe I just jealous the talentless bastard got to spend time with Kate Moss. Probably both tbh.

Pete put out a few decent tunes tbf, just hard to believe they weren't all written by Mark Keds like most of the libertines hits.

Tbh I just forgot about 11

Cavapoo motherfucker. Macho macho dog.

At least no matter how long it takes me to get it I’ll still have it a year before Isegrim.

I’m also booked for my cripple jab next week

From the lad about to do a Cummings to pick up another furry shit-machine, requiring constant feeding and poop retrieval, in return for it parking it’s hoop on your face to wake you up.

You could’ve had one of the two I’ve been offered....I was off a fortnight ago and an exceedingly senior manager phoned me on my own personal mobile to inform me I could get vaccinated locally the next day...after resisting the urge to utter “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYIING AT PHONING ME ON THIS NUMBER YA FUCKIN JUMPED UP CUNT?!” ( I opted for the slightly more diplomatic “ Lewis, slightly surprised to hear you on this line..” ) I had to inform him that I’d already been done in January... all that was left for me to do was to thank him for his considerate actions that day and carry on my way to the dump/rural fire log vendor I was en route to...I expect you’ll be down the bottom of the list with @ewerk you know, folk who don’t matter too much in the big scheme of things..

Of course it's all the cripples and drains on society that's getting it first. FFS.

I’ve gone through my Wayne’s World quotes and I admit defeat.

PWBIDFTS!

W!

We also have false number 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9s as well.

NFW!

Tl;dr

aye, and he'd fail, which would be glorious. if there's to be no resurrection of the takeover, which obviously seems very unlikely, then I want the club as it is to die. harsh as that seems, I'd rather see ashley lose every penny of his £130m investment and actively support a phoenix nufc (from whichever division) than be stuck in a sports direct fc football purgatory for however long I've got left on our flawed but beautiful planet.

I think for Ashley the perfect season is having a manager the fans hate and finishing 17th.

I think he’ll sack him if we go down. But not before. Although possibly not even then. Second guessing the owner is a pointless task though. Virtually every decision he makes defies logic