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You can’t send drugs in an email. DICKHEAD.

I only realised today that Dubai is ruled by Ringo bin Starr.

Just had a fucking LETTER returned from France, rejected by customs. As someone already said on here, if you have aligned yourself with Farage, Gove, Rees-mug et al you are, and I'm paraphrasing somewhat, a fucking spacker of monumental proportions.

Funny how so few managers walk away when they realise the gig is up these days. The likes of Villas-Boas aside, anyway. Almost like this merry-go-round of “ex-pros” are just as big mercenaries as some players.

Cracking cuisine though.

Rush LimbURGHHHH!, more like

At last, some good news.

You reckon? *In the office after we go down. Ashley-“ Right then Penfold, we need a bloke with plenty of experience in the Championship, not too pricey, happy to bend over when told to…” Penfold… ( seriously though, he’s precisely the kind of cunt Ashley would look for to get us back up).

Bill Werbenuik was a fucking beast From his wiki page; ”Some of Werbeniuk's most famous feats of drinking include: 76 cans of lager during a game with John Spencer in Australia in the 1970s;89 pints of lager in a snooker match/drinking contest against Scotsman Eddie Sinclair in which, after Sinclair had passed out following his 42nd pint, Werbeniuk was reported to say "I'm away to the bar now for a proper drink";28 pints of lager and 16 whiskies over the course of 11 frames during a match against Nigel Bond, in January 1990 – after which Werbeniuk then consumed an entire bottle of Scotch to "drown his sorrows" after losing the match.”

History repeating itself ffs. Shearer got 8 games to keep us up. Rafa got 10 games. Neither was given long enough to make a difference. We will only have 13 games left after Man U beat us

They knew he was a low quality manager from the outset. Hence his salary, which to me is a smoking gun says we've purposely hired a shit manager - a fat human shield protecting Ashley for criticism.

So wait, someone in Dubai has kidnapped Abdul Latif, Lord of Harpole?

The BBC shouldn’t fall for it tbh

The mackems will be gutted as they won’t be able to resort to their usual ‘typical mag behaviour’ patter

As you allude to, if that’s fucking bad he can just walk away. He’s loaded anyway. But the only time he’s ever walked away was when he was sacked or got what he thought was a better offer.

I’d hoy in £5 for a cabbage drone. Hopefully he’ll get cruciferaed.

Tbf Alex Bruce probably feels duty bound to defend his dad. Especially as he wouldn’t have been able to rob a living as a player if it wasn’t for his father’s own career. Quite what they’re hoping to achieve or who they’re trying to kid is anyone’s guess, as Howay says. If you look hard enough on twatter you’ll find abuse directed at anyone in the public eye and Bruce is getting an easy ride because of covid in any case.

I don’t really get the agenda here by them two? Are they hoping to turn media and national sentiment against NUFC fans due to some random knackers on twitter? I hardly see how that’s going to help anything at all. His dad is doing a fucking dreadful job, so the pressure from fans isn’t going anywhere despite how many times idiots like Savage and Sutton bleat on about him doing a good job and over inflated fan expectations because I simply put no stock or respect into their opinions. Then on the flip side you’re not going to win over any NUFC fans via sympathy here as you’re again just seemingly bashing the fan base as a whole which is going to force people to be defensive. Just leave the club Bruce for fuck sake, we don’t want you here and never did, and you’re doing a fucking wank job. It got so bad at Villa they were throwing things at him, so I don’t really buy that random people writing bollocks on a medium Bruce doesn’t even engage with has an effect on him.

I’m not stressing because I’m past giving a shit but it looks like we’re in serious trouble. The silver lining being that the EFL pretty much let anyone buy a club so we’ll be having half time beheadings before Christmas.

That is indeed a Pie Barm.

I’ve never met anyone from Wigan that wasn’t unhinged.

1) He was a pen friend, he sent them to me (rememberthem?). Met him camping in the lakes when I was 16, he was from Wigan. 2) He was a fucking bamp. Yeah, opening up your mail to find a honking used condom in it was quite something. Think he did it twice. My mum found some of the mail (without condoms) a couple of years back. I really hope she didn't read it, suspect she didn't because I haven't been disowned.

Rest in Piss.

I am so glad that we have nothing to worry about...

I've only messed about with it for half an hour or so but really like that pedal, @Blastronaut, so cheers for that. Need to have a proper play around with it at the weekend. But aye, get pedals from Blastronaut, he knows what he's doing. 👍

Aye, I distinctly remember Big Bill congratulating him when he finished (after pausing his match to watch it). Think Thorburn was playing Terry Griffiths. It’s a wonder the match isn’t still going

I remember coming across the term French letter in Adrian Mole and it taking a while to work out wtf they were

Sending [used] French letters is pretty disgusting and almost certainly against phyrosanitary rules. I had a mate who used to do this after every conquest, the fucking bamp.

he might get lucky and scrape survival but why risk it? mike ashley logic he has had more than enough time to stamp his mark on the side but it has gone backwards under his watch. that is despite significant investment and a better squad of players to call upon than his predecessor. continuing to play joelinton is a sackable offence alone.

Tickles me that a state that prides itself on rugged outdoorsy burly blokes isn't handling a black out. Aren't they all survivalists, hunters and cowboys?

I don’t think cost should be an issue

Imagine literally voting for this cunt...does he remind you of anyone?.. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/exas-mayor-power-outage-facebook-b1803181.html

They’ve got to earn a crust somehow until the Real Madrid gig lands.

Spot on

Apart from there being no such thing as an EU Human Rights Act it is good to know that Brexit was absolutely not about xenophobia.

The only thing Bruce cares about now is that potential pay off tbh, he probably replays Allardyces voicemail message on his phone after Alex reads the Twitter abuse to him “ohhhh I bought mesel a real fuckin Casa after those cunts give Big Sammy the boot, listen here Steve you just got to make sure you blame them for everything. Blame the fookin players if you have too, do that and you’ll be tanning your kite on Benidorm fucking beach in no time alright? It’ll be fookin glorious, spend a month in your speedos then get back sharpish ready to milk the next struggling club. Anyways these fookin pies don’t eat themselves, and I’ve got to strategize my excuses for the next hammering the baggies suffer”.

Anyone reckon they could hoy a few cabbages over the East Stand during the next home match?

Enjoy...

Kudos to lad that trawled back through a decade of Alex Bruce tweets and found one when he threatened to smash someone's head in.

To be fair, just having Wilson missing is a crippling injury list to us.

Rapid bursts from an automatic weapon will provide all the lighting they need.

The ‘crippling injury list’ should cease to be an excuse when it happens at every single club you manage on a regular basis

Gemmill has one of those also, so best not encourage Quiff's mockery! TBF that's more Quiff's thing than guitars. Best value pedal I've ever bought was made by....Blastronaut. I'd be happy if I still had all the Boss pedals I had back in the 80s but some cunt nicked them all and years later when I wanted to buy another distortion/feedbacker they have become a bit of a collectors item, ffs, they couldn't give them away when they were first released. And this is how the world goes round.

Brucey’s crippling injury list.A centre half? A striker? He’s never chosen a regular right back,even when they’ve all been fit.When Fraser hasn’t been fit Brucey suggests he’d be in the team,yet hasn’t always selected him when fit. So that’s a centre half and a striker.Do we have anyone missing with COVID? I’ve never known a manager get such an easy ride from the media.

So it's resilience and spirit that will see us safe. Not improving the players, ensuring that they're well drilled or have a clear system, it's the good old British bulldog spirit that'll see us through this. To call this cunt a dinosaur would be an insult to dinosaurs.