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I’d hoy in £5 for a cabbage drone. Hopefully he’ll get cruciferaed.

I don’t really get the agenda here by them two? Are they hoping to turn media and national sentiment against NUFC fans due to some random knackers on twitter? I hardly see how that’s going to help anything at all. His dad is doing a fucking dreadful job, so the pressure from fans isn’t going anywhere despite how many times idiots like Savage and Sutton bleat on about him doing a good job and over inflated fan expectations because I simply put no stock or respect into their opinions. Then on the flip side you’re not going to win over any NUFC fans via sympathy here as you’re again just seemingly bashing the fan base as a whole which is going to force people to be defensive. Just leave the club Bruce for fuck sake, we don’t want you here and never did, and you’re doing a fucking wank job. It got so bad at Villa they were throwing things at him, so I don’t really buy that random people writing bollocks on a medium Bruce doesn’t even engage with has an effect on him.

Anyone reckon they could hoy a few cabbages over the East Stand during the next home match?

This article has made me laugh out loud at least three times If I was Piers Morgan I think I’d probably retire after reading this but there’s no fuckin way on earth he possesses the necessary level of self awareness to achieve shame... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/feb/16/harry-meghan-media-critics-worse

Much like Bruce

Just hire a plane to fly a giant cabbage banner over SJP.

Tbf Alex Bruce probably feels duty bound to defend his dad. Especially as he wouldn’t have been able to rob a living as a player if it wasn’t for his father’s own career. Quite what they’re hoping to achieve or who they’re trying to kid is anyone’s guess, as Howay says. If you look hard enough on twatter you’ll find abuse directed at anyone in the public eye and Bruce is getting an easy ride because of covid in any case.

He literally blames everyone bar Bruce

I’m not stressing because I’m past giving a shit but it looks like we’re in serious trouble. The silver lining being that the EFL pretty much let anyone buy a club so we’ll be having half time beheadings before Christmas.

"Rats will not replace us"

So it's resilience and spirit that will see us safe. Not improving the players, ensuring that they're well drilled or have a clear system, it's the good old British bulldog spirit that'll see us through this. To call this cunt a dinosaur would be an insult to dinosaurs.

I know a few folk who can sort you out with cheap Russian trannys if that's what you're into man. For £350 you might need a 7 seater.

Steve Bruce must absolutely love Callum Wilson. When he plays he’s generally excellent and papers over the cracks of a poor team and when he doesn’t play then pundits say how we didn’t stand a chance without him.

The Fray Bentos meatballs are probably a better drink tbf.

I’m sure they’ll have given Jimmy Hill’s statue a good talking-to afterwards.

The mackems will be gutted as they won’t be able to resort to their usual ‘typical mag behaviour’ patter

The only thing Bruce cares about now is that potential pay off tbh, he probably replays Allardyces voicemail message on his phone after Alex reads the Twitter abuse to him “ohhhh I bought mesel a real fuckin Casa after those cunts give Big Sammy the boot, listen here Steve you just got to make sure you blame them for everything. Blame the fookin players if you have too, do that and you’ll be tanning your kite on Benidorm fucking beach in no time alright? It’ll be fookin glorious, spend a month in your speedos then get back sharpish ready to milk the next struggling club. Anyways these fookin pies don’t eat themselves, and I’ve got to strategize my excuses for the next hammering the baggies suffer”.

Kudos to lad that trawled back through a decade of Alex Bruce tweets and found one when he threatened to smash someone's head in.

To be fair, just having Wilson missing is a crippling injury list to us.

I just didn't think there was any way Texas would let renewables provide that much.

That is so not true, renewables count for 19% of energy. https://comptroller.texas.gov/economy/fiscal-notes/2020/august/ercot.php

Rapid bursts from an automatic weapon will provide all the lighting they need.

The ‘crippling injury list’ should cease to be an excuse when it happens at every single club you manage on a regular basis

Resilience of the last two months? We were fucking awful bar the last couple of weeks. He is a clown.

Brucey’s crippling injury list.A centre half? A striker? He’s never chosen a regular right back,even when they’ve all been fit.When Fraser hasn’t been fit Brucey suggests he’d be in the team,yet hasn’t always selected him when fit. So that’s a centre half and a striker.Do we have anyone missing with COVID? I’ve never known a manager get such an easy ride from the media.

No, he’s a cunt!

Post of the year right here. I know you are taking the piss but anyone that believed this I’ve got some magic beans for sale that will make you dick bigger for when you’re willie waving.

Great to hear that he's on the improve.

Given my opening post in this thread, I’d say I’m more solid at the back than this shower.

Hysterical keyboard warrior alert.

There’s the answer.

We’re not very good are we?

George fucking Michael Owen - now get back to your ring piece Gazza 😉

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I have an ingrown hair millimetres away from my anal exhaust pipe. Using mirrors, TCP, needles and red wine, I will be self-extracting it, rather than watch this. Bruce is a lovely bloke though- he once saved a puppy’s life from distemper by ignoring all the signs and symptoms and insisting the puppy was fine.

What you gonna do if it’s 3? Write to the club?

The Norwegian Eurovision selection process reaches the "last chance" round tonight. 15 songs that already lost in a semi-final over the last five weekends will fight for just one spot in Saturday's grand final, where they will promptly lose all over again. I am, of course, watching it instead of our match. Because my life is OK.

Gary Neville letting us know we’re in danger of getting relegated. Weird that because Bruce is a nice guy doing a good job

The bloke is class tbh, just casually makes up that he brought in the ex-CEO of Sainsburies to work for him. Absolutely no fucking shame, then what’s his next move? To just make up some values and attribute them to the bloke . That’s also a hell of a fucking leap the bloke would be making “yeah so I think your company will be twenty times it’s current size soon”, to be worth that they’d have to almost monopolize the British energy drink market also, didn’t he sponsor Haas for somewhere around £60m? so he sponsored something for more than this imaginary quoted valuation that he’s bragging about? Oh aye, apparently this photo is from years ago as well

No ring goes like a Ringo goes, gringo

I think the first thing he needs to do is edit their wiki page. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rich_Energy

I'm sorry like but "billion pound potential" from an energy drink? Maybe with his data arm, if that's set up under the same name, but I'm not exactly clear on what kind of data an energy drink manufacturer is able to get access to about their consumers that would be worth billions. He'll have paid the guy to come in and give him a PR story and almost certainly will have framed the 'billion pound potential' question along the lines of "We currently sell 10 sports drinks a year for £1 each. We plan to sell a billion + a year - do you agree that this would make us a £billion potential company?" "Yes, strange homeless man, that is basic maths. Now pay up my £10,000 per day 'consulting' fee".

A local non-league team travelled to Majorca for an end of season piss up quite a few years ago. Micky Gray,at the time the makem left back,was also on the plane with some of his pals.Gray travelled wearing his sunlun top with his name and number on the back.The gift that keeps giving.

even if the england batsmen were all on their a game, you'd have to fancy india on that surface. they were always going to come back hard - particularly on a tailor-made pitch like that - and you can't blame them for preparing it. we've turned out plenty of green-topped seamers over the years when we have struggled during home series. the day/night game is a massive opportunity. to be in with a chance of winning a series in india doesn't happen very often foakes once again made a convincing case for selecction. he's by far the best with the gloves we have and averages more than buttler in FCC. they want buttler in the team because of his ability to turn a game but there might be a case for playing both of them, with buttler as a specialist batsman at 6

Fish, you're using that xpg thing in football conversations again, aren't you? What have you been told? No good will come of it. Common sense says you'll probably be right, (and should be right!) But, weren't you the one supremely confident of staying up one year and it ended up going to the last day?* You never know how close thing's could get with the dream team coaches Charnley and co have a habit of employing? *Paging ewerk, the Irish bloodhound to sniff it out.

Sorry Dave but you are wrong there. I've watched a lot of Fulham this season and their main issue has been scoring goals, the game against Everton was different for one reason, they've finally got a striker who knows what position he should be in and not relying on Mitro to suddenly turn into a 20 goal a season PL striker. We will not get a point from the next three games, Fulham will take points from their next three, more than likely 7 or the full 9 points. Then it will all be about confidence, something there is no chance of cabbage head installing in our players plus we are without our main goal scorer for the next 2 months. Gayle has never been prolific in the top flight, Fraser hasn't really shown any form to warrant faith in him scoring goals, Miggy/ASM/Willock also are not prolific. The black hole is looming.

It's 11:10pm here on Saturday night and I've spent the last hour trying to catch a bird that somehow was in our bedroom and what was the clue, fucking bird shit on the bed clothes - it was wtf is that and then once we spotted the bird, where the fuck did that come from? Oh to be young and have adventurous Saturday nights again!