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Steve Bruce must absolutely love Callum Wilson. When he plays he’s generally excellent and papers over the cracks of a poor team and when he doesn’t play then pundits say how we didn’t stand a chance without him.

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The Fray Bentos meatballs are probably a better drink tbf.

Given my opening post in this thread, I’d say I’m more solid at the back than this shower.

The Norwegian Eurovision selection process reaches the "last chance" round tonight. 15 songs that already lost in a semi-final over the last five weekends will fight for just one spot in Saturday's grand final, where they will promptly lose all over again. I am, of course, watching it instead of our match. Because my life is OK.

Gary Neville letting us know we’re in danger of getting relegated. Weird that because Bruce is a nice guy doing a good job

If you mean Wolf Data Systems, which he claims to be the CEO of, they’ve one director and it isn't him. That said, I think you’re ignoring the huge potential of Wolf Jerky

You have to know THE LORE of Newcastle United.

Well, the Fish is doing it for free.

Hysterical keyboard warrior alert.

I hope Steve Bruce and his dogs have a lovely walk tomorrow now that the snow has gone- he’s a lovely guy and loves his pets.

There is nothing redeeming about this team, no fight, no flair, no desire - they just exist. Imagine being a footballer and being happy to just exist, take your millions and shrug your shoulders. Doesn't matter what level you are as a sportsperson you always want to try and win things, no?

Chelsea need to score soon for Sky as Tyler has embarked on 'bored small talk' mode.

I thought similar about the squad registration when I saw that story, I thought the only way we could register players is if there was some ‘emergency’ dispensation given. Much like the one we should have got when all our goalkeepers were injured, but it turns out that our crack admin team, of Lee Charnley and his favorite pencil case, had registered Karl Darlow before sending him back to Nottingham Forest on loan meaning we technically had a non-injured registered goal keeper on the books, so we had to play Jak Alnwick in nets.

You'd think if his business was doing that well the fucking tramp would be able to afford another jacket.

Aye, the Durham Dales are a total eyesore

I watched an episode of somebody feed Phil, and I have to agree with whoever said he's annoying. The show is canny enough, I'm a sucker for food and travel shows, but he's a proper doylem. I'm actually quite surprised anyone has given him the opportunity to present anything. Admittedly this is just going off one episode, Rio, and I'd probably give a few more a chance, but surely there's better qualified presenters out there?

Fish, you're using that xpg thing in football conversations again, aren't you? What have you been told? No good will come of it. Common sense says you'll probably be right, (and should be right!) But, weren't you the one supremely confident of staying up one year and it ended up going to the last day?* You never know how close thing's could get with the dream team coaches Charnley and co have a habit of employing? *Paging ewerk, the Irish bloodhound to sniff it out.

Steve Nice but leave

He threatened to visit her if she didn’t.

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Sorry man, dunno what revisions were made over the years but the most expensive conponents in the earlier versions of the fuzz factory are the control 5 pots, barely 50p each. Under the hood theres basically just three Silicon transistors worth a few pence each. Cool pedals though and from what I gather Zachary is a decent bloke who'll give you a hefty discount if your names J Mascis. (quick edit to add:) seems I was wrong, two of the three transistors are old-school germanium rather than silicon. Add £2 to my whatever my previous estimate was.

Giroud backs into Carroll and gets the free kick

JLNTNYHDLY. Clue- He don’t need this pressure on.

I’ve said this for a while,the players don’t hurt when a goal is conceded .A shrug of the shoulders then a slow walk to get in their positions for kick off.No pointing blame,neebody being singled out for a bollocking .Nee fucker cares and nowt but a red face from our clueless manager.

I know but ffs you spend your life to be the best you can and then just give up because your happy to make some money.

We’ve lost our last eight matches there by an aggregate score of 21-3 and have a disgraceful record playing on Monday nights but tonight’s the night where I really think we can keep it down to a three goal defeat.

Hills no bigger than my house.

A local non-league team travelled to Majorca for an end of season piss up quite a few years ago. Micky Gray,at the time the makem left back,was also on the plane with some of his pals.Gray travelled wearing his sunlun top with his name and number on the back.The gift that keeps giving.

Agree Foakes is the best man for the job. (Best anywhere for me) Especially when spin is king. Kohli justs gets more dislikable the more I see of him. Amazing talent and rat-faced shithouse to go with it. Imagine waiting for a review after getting clean bowled.

Haven't watched it but I hope it's some guitar-wielding sadboy warbling "In a palace where they used to crown the kings..."

BBC Gossip says we've been offered Daniel Sturridge who can sign on a free until the end of the season. But based on the above posts, Atsu took the last space in the squad? So to surmise, I have absolutely no idea why I'm posting this.

There can be only one.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-airport-the-future.1541961/ The vitriol towards an airport

Interesting 2 books he's written...

Good of his mam to sew the patch on for him

Got a letter from North Tyneside council telling me to register if I'm still an unpaid carer so did it online and fingers crossed I'm not at work if they ring up to give me an appointment!

A bit rough today, had a wee dram of this exotic Indian whiskey last night.....

fuck off. At least mine isn’t pink

Must be hard for the press at the minute. When we disliked Pardew it was only because we wanted someone from the area, since then we’ve also disliked having Carver and Bruce, so now it’s twisted to unrealistic expectations, yet we’re 4th bottom - but what can we expect with this squad? Even though the squad wasn’t a problem to them when Benitez was in charge. The bloke should have went when we were brushed aside by Brentford at the latest, having him still here is a ridiculous fucking risk and if we do stop up and Ashley let’s him have a go at trying to scrape up next season then Ashley confuses me even more than I thought.

No no no- totally made up story by the Magedia. https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/7151101.clubs-chairman-hit-face-glass-restaurant/ https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fan-arrest-in-glassing-567013

What a surprise to find he dresses like a cunt too, when there's money to be made

Agreed, the bloke is a complete wanker. It’s come out of fucking nowhere this, and while I’ve no doubt there probably are fucking idiots on Twitter that come out with shite about him, the same idiots are doing it about anyone remotely in the public eye. I’m of course not condoning it, but it’s just the way social media is, and this is just Bruce yet a-fucking-gain giving his pals in the media a stick to attack Newcastle fans. It wouldn’t surprise me if he knows the team have been on a decent run of form, pressure off a little, but he knows with Wilson out and Chelsea then Manchester United for the next two it won’t look good, so get a preemptive dig in on the fans so if they get disgruntled it’ll be that orange tanned gimp Savage whinging on about Newcastle fans expecting too much, and “I mean they were making threats on his life last week, and that was after a good run, they’re unbelievable that lot”. He can fuck off. As someone said he doesn’t have social media, it’s his daft shite son who seeks the nonsense out and then argues back, I mean I don’t entirely blame the bloke for sticking up for his dad but howay man there’s no fucking winning that type of argument is there? They’ll just come out with worse shite once they know they’re getting a rise.

Aye, this is following the Bruce playbook to the letter. The only bit that might stray from the norm is how long Penfold takes to actually sack the fat fucker.

Yes, but you have to keep in mind that he is a nice son from a nice family. People who are sending death threats can fuck off though, regardless of their age.

Netflix missed a trick not getting you to narrate the series.

Methven was electric in that Netflix series btw. The way he just breezed into an office that literally looked like a company currently being liquidated, and assumed the middle aged lass probably making barely more than she would make counting the inventory at Iceland should have the motivation towards her job equal to that of a coked up Lehman Brothers banker in the 1980’s. Then to compound this magical disaster of a relationship it turns out for all his arrogance and bluster all of his ideas are complete and utter dog shit, while he shrugs each tragic idea off with a “just throwing it out there” half arsed attitude. This is why we need William Storey, imagine him coming in on the next season bringing a level of arrogance and delusion that Methven could only dream of.

Aye, they deny it while calling our lot deluded but the fans literally expecting promotion as they assume they’re still a PL side on a temporary stop is a real issue for them. Any draw or loss receives a massive backlash as they still haven’t got it through their thick skulls that this is their level now.

Remember that deadline day when we signed Sibierski? This place went into meltdown. Fast forward a few years when we signed Sheki Kuqi and the fury was replaced by apathetic resignation. These days, I don’t even remember it’s deadline day