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The world’s greatest living Englishman... 70 tomorrow There is an utterly brilliant article by Shearer in The Athletic today. Some interesting stuff that’s not been said before... https://theathletic.co.uk/checkout/?plan_id=48&pc=plpintro6uk&source=googleuksearchads&ad_id=479815731335&gclid=CjwKCAiAjp6BBhAIEiwAkO9Wupup76UrQlox182iYlV0J2kKedcEuM_gsSNJxTMdNmMHMAtcAfYb8hoCtnMQAvD_BwE

@sammynb Here you go mate. https://docs.notrancidpornnohonestitsnot/orisit?/

Add to the fact there were elements to their own support who literally made similar remarks to that same bloke. I genuinely don’t know why whenever stuff like this comes out they immediately feel the need to try and take some high ground over us, that support base supported a guy who was diddling a little girl, racially abused the mother of their best player, and again have made similar death threat comments to the same bloke they’re sticking up for. Pedo supporting cunts.

Honestly, even just reading that makes me want to put on a pair of boots on kick a ball. The man was a total one off who changed the whole ethos of the club, he just screams ambition. He 100% deserves a statue at SJP under new ownership.

What a surprise to find he dresses like a cunt too, when there's money to be made

Agreed, the bloke is a complete wanker. It’s come out of fucking nowhere this, and while I’ve no doubt there probably are fucking idiots on Twitter that come out with shite about him, the same idiots are doing it about anyone remotely in the public eye. I’m of course not condoning it, but it’s just the way social media is, and this is just Bruce yet a-fucking-gain giving his pals in the media a stick to attack Newcastle fans. It wouldn’t surprise me if he knows the team have been on a decent run of form, pressure off a little, but he knows with Wilson out and Chelsea then Manchester United for the next two it won’t look good, so get a preemptive dig in on the fans so if they get disgruntled it’ll be that orange tanned gimp Savage whinging on about Newcastle fans expecting too much, and “I mean they were making threats on his life last week, and that was after a good run, they’re unbelievable that lot”. He can fuck off. As someone said he doesn’t have social media, it’s his daft shite son who seeks the nonsense out and then argues back, I mean I don’t entirely blame the bloke for sticking up for his dad but howay man there’s no fucking winning that type of argument is there? They’ll just come out with worse shite once they know they’re getting a rise.

Basically there's not a single squad member who has increased their value under his tenure. Was talking to a mate #notfish about this earlier. Longstaff on Man Utd's shopping list before Bruceball. Now behind Jonjo for selection. Compare that to Rodgers who is improving his players by the week. It makes no sense whatsoever to not pay for a decent coach

No no no- totally made up story by the Magedia. https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/7151101.clubs-chairman-hit-face-glass-restaurant/ https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fan-arrest-in-glassing-567013

I bet the knees go within weeks on them.

It'll be just a case of updating Norton for you

Really good article @sammynb, you should read it.

It's 11:10pm here on Saturday night and I've spent the last hour trying to catch a bird that somehow was in our bedroom and what was the clue, fucking bird shit on the bed clothes - it was wtf is that and then once we spotted the bird, where the fuck did that come from? Oh to be young and have adventurous Saturday nights again!

Seen better denim hanging from a fuckin market stall, cheap cunt

Champion Fist, thanks mate. Btw disappointed the only tits were Mike Ashley.

Meanwhile the chronicle are printing stories about the bellanova group still

The level of hypocrisy and lack of self awareness is extraordinary.

Absolutely pathetic from the Democrats today. Voting to call witnesses then immediately capitulating to a pathetic deal that only worked for the Republicans. Weak as piss and Trump gets away with an easy ride yet again. I just hope they get him on the criminal stuff.

Trying to come up with a reason not to get myself a Keeley Dark Side for myself for my birthday...not come up with one so far Think I'll keep it that way

Good decision!

Ordered Lord knows when they’ll be available but I don’t think I can go wrong for £29.

Must be hard for the press at the minute. When we disliked Pardew it was only because we wanted someone from the area, since then we’ve also disliked having Carver and Bruce, so now it’s twisted to unrealistic expectations, yet we’re 4th bottom - but what can we expect with this squad? Even though the squad wasn’t a problem to them when Benitez was in charge. The bloke should have went when we were brushed aside by Brentford at the latest, having him still here is a ridiculous fucking risk and if we do stop up and Ashley let’s him have a go at trying to scrape up next season then Ashley confuses me even more than I thought.

Whatever dicksplash. Stay out of the cool kids' thread.

Why would any clothing brand want that boring cunt as their ambassador? The clobber looks snidey as fuck.

The greatest ever thread on there was when they thought they were signing Papiss Cisse.

I'm bald because I don't want to look like friar tuck but my arsehole is like a fucking Mohican.

Nice guitars like but Ive long been affected by this weird involuntary reaction whenever someone mentions them. Similar to the reaction I had that time my landlord mentioned possibly putting up the rent in the same breath as saying he'd bought a new Audi R8. @Tom could just grab a cheap cab sim pedal with a headphone out to stick at the end of your board? If you want something more portable and not tied to your pedalboard those Vox Amplug things are quite handy for just wandering about the house with headphones.

He does the woe-is-me bit at every club he ruins.

I might have guessed.

He'll come suitably armed:

Ooof. Shots fired

He’s right more often than Gemmill tbh

Methven was electric in that Netflix series btw. The way he just breezed into an office that literally looked like a company currently being liquidated, and assumed the middle aged lass probably making barely more than she would make counting the inventory at Iceland should have the motivation towards her job equal to that of a coked up Lehman Brothers banker in the 1980’s. Then to compound this magical disaster of a relationship it turns out for all his arrogance and bluster all of his ideas are complete and utter dog shit, while he shrugs each tragic idea off with a “just throwing it out there” half arsed attitude. This is why we need William Storey, imagine him coming in on the next season bringing a level of arrogance and delusion that Methven could only dream of.