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Not a guitar anecdote per se but I thought this was as good a place as any for this.

I went to a wedding over there once. In fairness, when the father of the bride and groom made his speech it was a very moving moment.

Meanwhile Will Grigg gets two assists on his debut for MK Dons.

Errr......there might be a reason he's struggled to score against Sunderland? Just can't put my finger on it?

He's a fuckin card this lad

You Can’t Bury Love, more like.

He's a poor man's Steed Malbranque apparently. (Not that they're bothered or anything).

Uncal Mick and the micks have been out it seems

They’ll be up a height about that.

They've used the wrong spelling of "dependent" the arseholes.

I'm not going to the bother of reading all of that but the countries that he listed: Taiwan, South Korea, Singapore and Hong Kong banned global travel then introduced quarantine and testing much much faster than we did. That was the silver bullet. Nearly a year in and we still haven't got an operational quarantine programme.

Grave-y Love, more like

Don't forget the second hand shops too! It's amazing that non of this is a joke. I've had the misfortune of working there quite a bit and their so called city centre really is a shit hole from start to finish. I'm sure they'd try and point their webbed fingers at parts of Newcastle that are also run down but the main shopping street they have resembles Shields Road in the 80's.

Mary Wilson, 76. Stone Deed, more like.

Does the Knight have any Irish relatives who also happen to be journalists?

It made no sense to me to carry on batting those last few overs. What if Anderson, Leach, Archer or Bess had took a knock to the hand and they couldn't bowl. The ten runs or so we got from the last few overs will make no difference but we would have been fucked if we lost one of those bowlers, not to mention the additional few overs bowling could be crucial. I don't get it at all. With all that said, there was 15 wickets today 9 more on a day five pitch should be well within our capabilities.

Yeah, and that red wallpaper is just a shade too red… He’s an incredibly talented bloke, playing his very good interpretation of a well known song and adding some amazing touches, man. If I had any genuine criticism, it’d be that I’d like to see his brother George accompany him on drums.

He should have just called it Rich Energy Zero, which represents the number of cans we'll ever see in the shops.

The original version is also sugar-free, as it doesn’t exist. #Beverage #Bullshit

Shelvey has been shit for ages. I’ve been surprised when I’ve been to games where he seems to have had loads of fans applauding almost everything he does. He offers next to fuck all. As for Hendrick, apart from his second booking being stupid, the first one was a terrible tackle that probably should’ve been a straight red.