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What a winnet lipped tosser he is man.

Loaning Lejuene out was a shit decision to start with but it looks utterly fucking ridiculous now.

Krafth misses the ball and the player and still manages to get booked

I didn’t even know they were in a relationship.

I didn’t even know they were in a relationship.

Anyway, well taken goal by Big Useful Joe.

MAGEDIA!!!!

Hayden earned his wages. Thought he was brilliant today filling in at centre half again. Hopefully now that the waste of space that is Hendrick is suspended for a game, we can get Willock and Hayden into a midfield partnership with ASM, Almiron and Fraser ahead of them, and please god Wilson, who I hope isn't too badly injured, ahead of them. That's a very decent midfield and attack to be working with, so Bruce will likely persist with Shelvey. As for defence Clark and Dummett can slot into those centre back roles, so we shouldn't be too badly off, although we'll certainly be missing a bit of pace in that department. The one thing you can say about the team is that they are still fighting on the evidence of that last twenty minutes, and we'll need at least that if we are to get anything out of the next two games.

A huge announcement but he just can’t tell you who it is.

The Uncal Mick photoshop thread was a thing of beauty, only surpassed by Stokoeshop. ( Wasn’t there a communal pair of trainers they had? )

if anyone ever asks for you to sum up their support just show them that

Uncal Mick man

Think he was just happy he lived to tell the tale

Bruce’s Mrs. giving him a “special win bonus” tonight… … two packs of Beef Monster Munch and a pack of Space Raiders.

The kind of player you give the captaincy to, obviously.

Doing well with 9 tbf, can’t doubt the effort of 8 of them. Shelvey is playing like he’s deciding what food he’s ringing in tonight.

I just don’t think he’s a very good defender and is pretty weak to boot. I think he has the skill set and is young enough to improve but this is not the team or the manager for him. Getting him on the weights in the summer would go a long way to him getting better

And down to ten men from 10.5 men.

Steve just wanted to give him a chance to show off his barnet.

We might've found a defence worse than ours.

We want nine!

I like what you've done there, great innovative name, now if only there was some way to shorten it I'm sure it would catch on.

How the fuck is this the thread Norma randomly chose to post this in? Where is ‘in there’ that Norma is referring to? Think Normas simple ask has created more questions than it’s worth.

The ones where people kept photoshopping make up onto Uncal Mick.

What a motivator Bruce is.

Good luck, William! FTM, MLF etc, etc.

Be fair. There’s loads of sandwich shops, fruit and veg stalls and Wetherspoons too

I actually said out loud “don’t do anything stupid, just keep it there” and he absolutely ignored me. And his new haircut is shit

That pass at the end by Joelinton beyond tragic

The Jonjo School for Applied Effort (or the Attempted Illusion of): 1. Jog in their general direction 2. Slow down and/or stop the closer you get to them

Didn’t look a foul on Darlow

Her brothers got a strange look on his face.. think he knows what's coming in a few hours time

ASM did brilliantly not to take the shot himself...I thought he was odds on to have a go..

Vinnie Jones making a cheeky bid for “Up The Arse Corner” there

Fuck him. He's a cunt

Both Longstaff brothers don’t even make the squad, I don’t particularly rate either of them but it’s just weird when you think he’s starting Jeff Hendricks. No doubt there’s some really mint man management going on.

What did he make of the place? Hope he saw the local landmarks, like the poundstretcher, poundland, and B&M bargains on their high street.

A colleague of mine went to Sunderland to get some colour in the run up to the last election. Ended up being followed by some charvers on his way to the station. One of them tried to chin him for no reason so he ran for his life.

Is it a good family?

@PaddockLad if he rings you up can you answer him by asking him what the fuck he wants as you're too busy to talk and you'll maybe catch him later. If you get time.

Any team from Wellington not naming itself ‘Boots’ is a team I can’t get behind. Still, nice to know Norma’s family are MCF’s.

The West Winge

The young(er) lad is Spoilt Bastard out of Viz.

Who's this getting all teary eyed at the bravery of Marjorie Taylor Greene trying to overturn an election? Katie fucking Hopkins, what a prize cunt.

Sorry, but ffs,, "home in the Bahamas". When is the penny going to drip for the cap doffing gammons?