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He’s not even trying anymore, is he?

Likewise, Morrissey

"What about Jones? Did he make a difference?" "Well he's a useful addition but we made the improvements." "Steve, what's happening to your lip?" "Nothing." "No, something's definitely happening. Have a look in the mirror."

We've approached Arsenal about taking Joe Willock on loan. TBH I had to google who he was, at least he seems keen on the move.

“Right but I’m never calling him dad!”

I was just looking on RTG at our match thread for a laugh and found this bit of makem wisdom about Everton #149 The amount of money Everton spunk away ever year for fuck all just to stay in the shadow of Liverpool

#cleaningproducts

'The other great fact'. What was the original great fact, Lee? It must've been epic if the other great fact is Yedlin playing local hero in his house after wins in the championship. Great stuff. Us punters are spoiled with these gold plated NUFC stories.

1 director and it’s not even him

You know the questions about Jones are really getting on his tits.

What a fucking bairn he is

I’ll see you and raise you

Shittest boy-band ever.

The daft tramp doesn’t even own any of the company.

And next time I'm up I'll go in and passive-aggressively order 125 grams of rhubarb and custard.

"We have our original old style Avery scales that still measures in pounds and ounces." METRIC MARTYR KLAXON

Here's mine. Digital boy. The Freeze and the Ditto+ are not in the signal chain at the minute. I'm into the Stomp for drives and amp models, then the HX FX is in the loop of the Stomp for delays, reverb, modulations, etc. The expression pedal is mainly used to change mix/feedback on delays. I'm canny proud of myself for working out all the Midi stuff, so I can get around the lack of buttons on the Stomp by controlling it from the HX Effects. And the Stomp changes the speaker models in the Powercab, depending on which preset I'm using.

“ And, in this early meeting of the Dutch and Swiss in the Champions League, after some heavy probing and persistent pressure on their back line, they’ve finally crumbled and Jizz has been peppering Young Boys’ at will, shooting from every angle- what are your thoughts, Steve McClaren?l ” Schecksy!”

"Jizz for me like"

Never heard of Willock, (the player), obviously heard of willocks.

Not on arsebook but I will take the kids for some sweets

Aye, that’s the one. Still got the sweets, just added some excellent beer too. “ Just taking the kids to get some sweets Pet!” edit; Their Arsebook page… https://m.facebook.com/pages/category/Convenience-Store/McCartneys-sweet-shop-general-dealer-104664794300891/

St. Morrisey Park? Sounds a bit miserable.

Could tell that Jones had more of an input considering Wilson was making his runs by cutting in from the outside for a change instead of being asked to chase hoofs into the channels from a standing position on the halfway line. If Bruce knew that was how to play him, you’d think he’d have tried it before now.

A rare occasion of the Mackems showing good taste

That was you? Judging by the taste of it, you’re pregnant mate. Do you know who the mother is?

Dirty bastard. As a coincidence, I was in that part of town for the first time ever on Friday, taking a guinea pig to the vet, and noticed that restaurant. And probably the corner store you reference. Anyway I was dreaming of eating pizza and drinking cold Peroni as I passed the restaurant, especially the latter, since I've not had a drink in January. I wouldn't care less but I actually don't feel better for it physically or mentally, or even financially.

”Jizz was all over them today, they’ll have to wipe themselves down and try to move forward after that.”

A commentators dream. “ He’s had Jizz in his pocket today” ” The first half has seen Jizz all over the box” ” Oh no Jeff! The referee’s blown and now he’s got Jizz in his face.” etc

Thanks for that

I hate the wee prick but in his defence he doesn't even have actual arms.

That’s our song for sexy time.

And fuck Pickford, the little quim. All at sea for both of Wilson’s goals and got completely done when he hit the post. Little shithouse. Ive been on the Asahi all day

One good thing is that every time we get a good result now, that new coach fella will get all the credit. And when we lose it'll all be Brewceys fault again. Delicious.

The disrespect over these last two pages is getting out of control. I’ve no problem with Newcastle fans criticising our manager… except when they criticise him. I’ve been on this board for over 500 posts criticising managers, so I’m experienced, and I never make excuses, but give him a break- the bloke is being strangled by his own chins. Can we just roll our sleeves up and dust our selves down? Wibble

Here’s how MKI is looking. Not bad.

Never doubted Bruce

Where the fuck has this effort, pressing and commitment been the last 2 months? They've completely changed tactics here, they've been more direct, are playing more expansively and look like they're wanting to win rather than not lose.

‘I’ve no problem with criticism but I’m not speaking to them because they criticise us’.

These last 10 seconds are peak Bruce Q - Are you interested in Hamza Choudhury? A- I would never talk about someone else's player..... but yes, he's someone we'd like

I can't remember the last time I knew the name of one of their players. Well, I can, Adam Johnson. But not for footballing reasons ⚠️

Bruce is telling the truth. He sent me a telegram confirming as much