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He could’ve just said a new coach has come in, it looks like they’ve tried something different on their advice and it’s worked really well in this fixture. But no, he had to lie to try and get one over on some fan who made a comment about the new coach. And how fucking stupid would you have to be to not think you’d be pulled up on that straight away?

"Jizz for me like"

#cleaningproducts

Mind, he's not the only virile young buck to have had a productive Saturday.

Are you saying this is a typical scene at whatever lercal has Carling on cheapest?

For fucks sake. Edwards post is as entirely predictable as he thinks the fans response is, he’s basically trying to give Bruce all the plaudits for the win and performance. I don’t see it being a particular stretch to say Jones has had an impact here, we played the same formation as he’d used at one of his former clubs, and Wilson had one of his best games for us, to write all that off and try to act like Bruce deserves 100% of the credit here is a heap of bollocks. Then again I expect nothing less from the bloke, he’s long lost any credibility he has as a journalist after goading the fans over the takeover, and now he’s giving daily hand jobs to Bruce.

My lass works in sunderland, and I set her ringtone to The Duelling Banjos from Deliverance whenever I ring her. I make a point of calling her everyday at work

Drinking pints in his attic with a woolly hat on, punching the fuck out of his Wilkinson’s desk. Prime Mackem.

If the Everton performance and result was 100% down to Brucey,every other performance and result must also have been down to Brucey.We’ve been virtually shit in every game this season.

”Jizz was all over them today, they’ll have to wipe themselves down and try to move forward after that.”

Reminds me of the graffiti in The Forth’s bogs that just said “CHARVAZ WHO BUCK BACK:” but there was no names listed sadly

He had a good night.

I hate the wee prick but in his defence he doesn't even have actual arms.

I'm watching a Norwegian Eurovision semi-final with a big gay bear rapping about fucking around in an open relationship. "I really want to spend my life with you / And bring home a guy or two". Who needs football?

If I was ever explaining a mackem accent to people I’d use this video. (the modern mackem anyway, with that whine & drawl, as opposed to the pitmatic)

Spoke to him before Christmas....hes fine, just sacked it all off for a while including Twitter. He lost his dad quite suddenly not long before and I think his ability to tolerate idiots just gave out. Completely understandable, but I told him KCG wasn’t a bad lad really...

That was you? Judging by the taste of it, you’re pregnant mate. Do you know who the mother is?

I was listening to this the other day when my amp died, rip Hilton.

Hilton Valentine original guitarist with the Animals and North Shields lad. https://www.theguardian.com/music/2021/jan/31/hilton-valentine-founding-guitarist-in-the-animals-dies-aged-77

I was bursting for a piss as it happens, you might have caught me pissing against your front door. One of the worst things about lockdown, no cafés or pubs to nip into when you're out and about. Anyway, got a job interview this week, maybe a beer or 20 next weekend if I get it. 🍺

My favourite graffiti was in the LSE bog when I was at college. Big Daddy. Fatter than the rest

Dirty bastard. As a coincidence, I was in that part of town for the first time ever on Friday, taking a guinea pig to the vet, and noticed that restaurant. And probably the corner store you reference. Anyway I was dreaming of eating pizza and drinking cold Peroni as I passed the restaurant, especially the latter, since I've not had a drink in January. I wouldn't care less but I actually don't feel better for it physically or mentally, or even financially.

“ And, in this early meeting of the Dutch and Swiss in the Champions League, after some heavy probing and persistent pressure on their back line, they’ve finally crumbled and Jizz has been peppering Young Boys’ at will, shooting from every angle- what are your thoughts, Steve McClaren?l ” Schecksy!”

The state of this bloke It’s the same loser who posts videos on YouTube of chants he’s made up isn’t it? Absolutely dead behind the eyes

A commentators dream. “ He’s had Jizz in his pocket today” ” The first half has seen Jizz all over the box” ” Oh no Jeff! The referee’s blown and now he’s got Jizz in his face.” etc

“ Like Pringles with fingers”

Brucey’s face 😂😂😂

Thanks for that

The legendary graffiti in the bogs is gone, btw - They updated the bogs during the 1st lockdown and it went. Fortunately, I snapped a pic of some of the sheer poetry on display, for posterity

Found this article about the pub. https://www.pelliclemag.com/home/2020/5/25/it-takes-a-bridge-inside-newcastles-legendary-free-trade-inn

TV??? Pfft, I’m watching an organic stream from a crowd-funded community blog based in a small village in Bhutan.

That’s our song for sexy time.

You could also use Captain Pugwash

I like that even their version of True Geordie is a complete poverty version of ours. They can’t do fucking anything right.