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Cost us 250k to get Graeme Jones in. He’s definitely going to be the next manager after that outlay, isn’t he?

His name is Jeff Hendrick

Aye, it’s incredible the fat mess has rode his luck this long. Then you’ve got the likes of Luke Edwards who, instead of trying to troll the fans about how good a job his mate is doing (purely because he can’t any more) is now trying to make us sympathise with the ‘real person’ in the manager’s role. I’m sure Bruce is stressed but, ffs, you’re talking about someone with zero integrity, earning more in a week than most of us do in a year, who knew exactly what he was walking into, is completely incompetent and is still getting an easy ride because of the lack of fans, an owner bereft of ambition beyond PL survival and pundits etc constantly making excuses for his obvious failings

"Mike, we need loads of signings" "Pssskskkfjfiivjv. Orite Steve me old jjcifirjrjdjr mucker. Think we're on a jfjfkfktjit bad line. I heard the bit about loan signings. Leave it wiv me"

Villa fan here in peace. what’s happening at your club is giving me horrible deja vu. Can’t help but feel that Bruce is the symptom but he’s not the cause of your problems. That being said, he’s a terrible manager. Negative, defensive, divisive. Some of the stuff he’s coming out with is very reminiscent of what he did with us. Blaming the fans. Saying we were expecting too much. The truth is he isn’t good enough for your club like he wasn’t good enough for mine. He’s a pawn, a shield for your bellend of an owner to take some of the heat off him. Really hope you guys get your wish and he disappears back to the championship but I can’t help feel that until you fix the real problem you’ll end up with another in your long line of terrible managers. Good luck for the rest of the season.

That’s the transfer budget gone then.

There was a fella on instagram recently commenting on a photo in one of the pages I follow. Northumberland National Trust I think it was. From Sunderland, about 60 years old if he’s a day and his username includes ‘ftm’.

"i had no idea my knowledge of property development would attract so many viewers"

I posted one of my favourite shite ( and a bit lacist) jokes somewhere on here the other day. Q: What do you call a Chinese Lass with a food processor on her head? A:

Sarah Beeny “This double-fronted property is well-maintained but needs its back doors kicking in. “

Ah shite, sorry to hear that. Think how much the daft cunt that got it must be overpaying by though. You wouldn't catch you overpaying for a house.

Hopefully with a different club!

Thus is the end result of "We've had enough of experts". When Gove said it, people responded that you would trust a doctor if you needed medical treatment. Now people have rejected even that. The gig is well and truly fucked.

If we're talking ftm then it's more likely to be massive lads' fannies

There’s that and them banging on about being massive lads fans all the time. Probably not sending out the messages they are aiming at

Anyone else think the appointment of this assistant coach is weird? Even the top 6 clubs don't have as much media interest, interviews etc when appointing a coach, let alone one from a championship club to NUFC

We chose our area because of the primary school catchment area. Mrs wanted to choose one for the local secondary but I figured that, in a decade, the excellent schools might be shit holes and the shit holes might be excellent. Plus, once I teach him how to play as a false 10 he won't need schoolun'

You could see in the second half last night that if we can keep Wilson, Fraser and ASM fit and on the pitch we could well have enough to stay up even with Hendrick in midfield behind them. Clearly though this is despite Bruce not because of any tactical masterstroke of his. In the first half the only hope we had of doing anything in an attacking sense was if Schar brought the ball out of the back and bypassed the midfield. I don't for a second think that this was something they had worked on, but it might actually be a good thing to look at since he has more ability on the ball that any of our midfielders. I can't see that there's any chance of Bruce being sacked any time soon with us bringing this new coach in. He'll probably get the chance to double this non winning run before there's any hope of him getting the bullet.

What a cunt- he’s not even housebarrassed about it.

Allsop? I wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick. There's hate shags and then there's hate shags, but shirley the object of the hate/shag has to be at least presentable? not a fuckin six pinter. Beeney is a similar sort; posh, opinionated and high tory.... she's also very, very sexy..

Aye. Kind of thing I used to drunkenly Shazam in the Tanners after 9 pints

She’s nee Sarah Beeny

The lass off that show is probably in my top 3 fantasy hate shags tbh

That’ll be on some Props blokes’ CV. First Job- Apprentice Shit Sculptor on The Cack Whisperer.

cheers for that, TP. it is a shame to be losing bairstow and buttler, as they would both probably feature in our strongest batting lineup in india, but the rotation policy is understandable in the circumstances. mental health impact has long been an issue for touring cricketers. living in a covid secure bubble for weeks on end must exacerbate it

But our population is so much bigger than New Zealand's and they don't have any densely populated cities unless you include the ones that are.

If only we were an island nation we could’ve handled COVID so much better

This is great, especially if you're into Booker T or Stax sounds.

Silverwood on rotation policy (and Buttler is going home after 1st test it appears) https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/55812121

Very true. With any other owner he’d be counting his severance pay and getting pissed. Instead of impersonating a football manager and getting pissed.

I've bought tickets for December for the Sleaford Mods at the Brighton Dome. By my estimation its 50/50 to actually go ahead, but hey here's hoping Sickeningly just realised I will be 60 by the time it rolls around.

Like he knows what his strongest team is anyway. He’s praised ASM and Almiron but the latter couldn’t get a look in earlier in the season when he was available and even when he’s played him it’s usually been in the wrong position. Making excuses is one of the only things he’s good at

I really feel sorry for that Dr. He must have studied so hard for years & years to be in that position and he has a man reciting the medical opinion of Gillian McKeith at him, or to give her full medical title Gillian McKeith. I have a friend who’s a Dr & to get where his is today he’s probably had to work incredibly hard since being about 13 & at 34 he still works incredibly hard now and is always studying. But Yeah mate some vitamin tablets and zinc. That’ll sort it out. I don’t know what happened to the poor patient but the Dr gave him half an hour to live if he left the hospital.

Depends if it's a good family.

Wrong answer, you'd suddenly channel your inner Colin McCrae and scandinavian flick your car sideways in order to collect both the useless cunts.

For a man who keeps saying that he’s doesn’t like making excuses...

Crumbs!

Luckily this has mostly passed me by until I saw a bit of motd on Sunday before heading off into the kitchen for a couple of minutes and avoiding it. Was it ever in doubt Sinn Find would hunt it down?

Don't be daft, it's all the public's fault (oh and the EU)

I read the 8% efficacy story on the daily mail website earlier...no doubt so did tens of thousands of hysterical easily lead half witted twats with shit for brains..

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1835173950/amp

sorry to hear that. it's a highly stressful situation. we just moved to a house i hope to die in because i'm fucked if i'm moving again

There's no way Benitez is coming back to work under Ashley, there's no way Ashley would have Benitez back either. That second half was infuriating because even though we were still average, intensity like that would have seen us pick up more points against Sheffield and Fulham. You shouldn't rely on the introduction of 1 player to get your team playing averagely. We could have been playing a 4-2-3-1 all season, even with the injuries we've had, so why haven't we? Why in the fuck did we push Hayden to rightback when we had RB's on the bench and the ghost of Jeff Hendrick on the pitch? Why, against one of the leakiest defences in the league, did we fail to have a shot on target until the 53rd minute? In the first 10 minutes we had attempted 9 passes, they had attempted 40.

“ I mean, they scored more goals than us. How do you expect us to win when they do stuff like that… you know me, I’m never one to look for excuses.…”

Most people have a pie or chips, but whatever floats your boat.

If only he was the next left.