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William Storey Snr calling his son to let him know how it's going.

Unbelievable.

I'm not sure that's what you should be taking away from that shirt.

I've never understood the whole notion of blanket respect for the troops. I was at a wedding a couple of years ago, the groom was in the Navy, as were all his mates. All in uniform and, to a man, a giant set of noisy cunts. Fuck respect, I spent all day lamenting the fact that their boat hadn't sunk.

It’s getting like that with the military over here. I’m not sure why you deserve instant respect just for having served in the armed forces. There’s a lad I went to school with who was a squaddie for a short time in the 90s. Incidentally he was both thick as fuck and (oddly) soft as shite. He started referring to himself as a ‘veteran’ on social media. I think the closest he got to any action was getting filled in by some locals in Germany

The oldest thing he’s ever picked up.

She served multiple tours in the US Air Force and died storming her own government's buildings. This is why "respect the troops" is a bullshit notion. A good portion of them are fucking halfwits.

You’re in your late 40’s/early 50’s, mate. You’re not Spike fucking Lee.

Are you sure it wasn't the Chinese?

Good people on both sides

Hey, let’s keep KCG out of this ok?

He dropped of a heart attack running to the Capitol building. I definitely shouldn't laugh but he made me do it.

It’s a wholesome design for his local canoe club- sculling is a paddling technique, using a paddle, hence the skull and cross-paddles. The 3rd Herrliches Reich Kanutruppen group are simply an outdoors loving bunch of canoe-enthusiasts, who hate Jews and black folks.

BTW I got the same 12 hour twitter ban for calling Farage a cunt that Trump has received for initiating a coup.

The Christmas Tree- call me biased but the Christmas Tree is always the worst of any given set of options.

One word: Tinder.

Wahey! I knew there was a gag there but couldn’t put it together.

Shall we invite him back, just for the craic? Lift the ban temporarily. It would be very 2021

Are they from the Fido Dido range?

You’ve got the wrong Adam Johnson mate, it’s that what made me laugh. ROFL

Good fucking riddance

There was someone on that Death to 2020 who made the good point that Trump is a moron (tbh the only reason he got there was because no one else was stupid enough to try his tactic) but what will be really worrying is when a Trump with a modicum of intelligence comes along. That’s when things get really dangerous.

They’re really nice. I’ve been a Stan Smith man for years but I’ve noticed the youngsters at work starting to wear them on a Friday, and that is putting me off. They should stick to those Weeezey hovercraft looking monstrosities, posted earlier in thread, and leave Stan Smiths for us middle aged bastards. It’s tantamount to cultural appropriation.

Nappy recommendations?

My first thoughts on seeing it were “if the Auschwitz, wear it”. See you in hell

Thanks for this.

“Work Will Set You Free” was a slogan used above the entrances to concentration camps. (As above) Except it didn’t & it was merely a cruel trick specifically targeting Jewish inmates. The Germans, a largely agricultural nation at the turn of the century couldn’t understand how Jewish people accumulated wealth without sweating for it. So anti Jewish propaganda & conspiracy theories about them running the world & being in line with commies etc were easily digested by the German people, who had to work hard post WW1 but were still desperately poor, especially in light of the terms of the Versailles treaty. (Which they believed was overseen by Jews) I visited Dachau memorial site just outside of Munich and the stories were horrific. For a work related “story” - German officers would regularly gather groups of Jewish prisoners and March them off to a corner of the site. They’d order them to start digging & obviously having seen the sign the Jewish lads worked their arses off and shifted tons of soil. At the end the Germans told them to fill the hole back in & it’s back to the barracks. “work will set you free”

Buckle in, this is quite a story. So there was this place called Auschwitz...

It was a badly executed joke about playing him at CB and now he’s favourite for the job ffs.

Science Department. Specifically for lab technicians.

It’s a combination of mixed messages from government and personal responsibility. Just like the 10 months prior to Xmas

yup...it was all over wacko social media, Trump strongly hinted at it several times...some did try to warn us....

Some friends and relatives of squaddies or ex-squaddies are on a different level again.

I’m going to go out there on a limb and say i think the presidential handover period is too long

Don't worry about it, they only got a glimpse. And Daddy might have found a new interest.

Christ we are an old board, I hit 34 in December. I remember when I was 21 And I remember posting in my birthday thread I felt “old”. I was rightly given stick. Being younger was nice but I wouldn’t want to be in my early 20s growing up in this metamodern hellscape. I’m happy how I spend my youth.

....to dark

Thats the game! Bottle it, brand it, nick someone else's logo and if your pockets are deep enough you might also be able to blag an F1 sponsorship.

Aye. Morgan has had his tongue tickling Trump’s prostate gland many times in the past when he thought it was good for his career

Forty seven but thanks to early nights, the best genes from a great family* and oil of Ulay I don't look a day over 45. *UM© verified. ✓