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Someone with an account on rtg get on there and start a rumour that League One’s season is finished and they’re deciding the final positions on a points by game basis again

It's funny ain't it, useless Blonde Cunt is PM with his band of arseholes and still folks take the piss out of someone who has shown some actual leadership

It was at the time, bitchtits! Anyway that cancels out with me being right about schools, so apologies accepted from the entire board. Just don't ever doubt me again.

I wonder who they voted for

odds for successful dry january lengthening

Close the schools one day after they open again?

Harsh on Isegrim that, MF.

Out of control down your neck of the woods, not here (yet). Funny how when London gets high cases we get a national lockdown, but when the North gets high cases we get regional lockdowns. I'm genuinely pissed off about this.

I can't remember if I've already said it on here but I'll say it now anyway. IMO we are vaccinating the wrong people. Older people should be expected to self isolate a little bit longer. The first lots of vaccine should go to NHS staff, Social care staff, and teachers exclusively. That way we can at least keep our hospitals safer, prevent much NHS absenteeism, and vitally keep schools open because we are really fucking with kids lives now. Also those in care homes will be at massively reduced risk. From a standard health economics perspective, no way would be vaccinating octogenarians first. But in this case, there are also huge societal advantages in changing the vaccination priorities. I might write a letter to the BMJ on this.

What absolute turgid shite. We've had some terrible players and managers over the years but I've never disliked a player as much as I do Shelvey, what lazy cunt he is. The way he shrugs his shoulders when an opposition player goes past him does my fucking head in, you get paid a fortune to play football you twat of a human, fucking put some effort in. Cabbagehead gets whatever he deserves for constantly sending out a side with players the others have to carry, Joelinton, Shelvey, Hendrick; fuck me how someone with all his experience cannot see how much they drag the team down is mind boggling. Someone I know had the gall to tell me we must be happy with mid table obscurity and Bruce ball, I told the cunt to fuck off and reminded them that prior to Ashley, Newcastle in the premier league era were consistantly in Europe and ranked in the top 20 wealthiest clubs in the world, why the fuck should we be happy with Bruce ball and useless cunts like Shelvey. Happy 2021 people, same shite different year.

I thought you seemed so genuine too. Sad

Another perfect call.

Salah- “ Who is this Gerald Pissmaker?” Henderson- “ Shh, just look sad mate, ok?”

The Knight Ryder only eats out of the chinkies roond the cornah, doesn’t trust any of that forren shite.

As if he isn't continuously juggling JustEat, UberEats and Deliveroo discount codes.

‘App? What’s the fuck’s one of them?’

"What?"

That and the compilation of his groaning and grunting as he stood up and sat down have comfortably been the highlights of his time here

How’s the bacon?

When you said it was different this time because deaths, hospitalisations, etc didn’t seem to be as high?

They're open to your kids if you work for Timpsons

Going back to March, clear communication and explicit published information on the rules (no 3 word bullshit guidelines), based on my experiences when I managed to get up there, observance of said rules and organisiation in shops etc. was so much better than down here, given the constraints of being tied to Westminster in many things, I reckon they've done as well as they could, if she'd had the power she'd have shut to border way back for all non-essential traffic/travel, as they should have. IMO of course.

He has told us that tougher measures are inevitable ‘in due course’. Why wait? We’re not gaining anything from it.

I am. Not frontline mind so the above doesn't apply to me if that's what you'regetting at (although my office is in a clinical area). We could have vaccinated the entire NHS by next week by my reckoning. Instead we literally have front line staff on covid wards unprotected.

Who's passing bags of dog shit around?

Of course it is. Its nowt to do with Boris acting too slow. Ignoring his medical advisors & never answering a question properly at the press conferences. The amount of times he says " over to you Chris anything to add JVT" Actually the questions are at you. When they say Prime Minister & ask you a question. They expect you to answer you incompetent bumbling idiot. Not pass it over like a bag of dog shit.

Have to say like, I'm getting fucking sick of the Tories and their 'economic competence'. We won't survive another round of austerity as anything like what we were pre-Cameron. It'll polarise everyone even further, more far right, more far left, as people get increasingly fucking desperate.

He can’t even be arsed to point properly.

As way of a fitting tribute, have a listen to him singing You’ll Never Walk Alone. His voice was shit

I doubt he watches very much of Brighton but then again he doesn’t watch very much of...

Thought you were you going to say it was the rich energy Mackem cunt and had got the wrong thread.

He was wondering why there was 'patience it seems' on the South Coast concerning Potter at Brighton despite them doing shit but I'm guessing, like me, he has no fucking idea if their fans are happy or not?

"Err....is this the ferry across the Mersey, la?" "It is if you want it to be?"

Ferry cross the Hearse-y, more like

Looking at Leicester’s second and Shelvey makes a half arsed challenge in the middle of the park then nonchalantly jogs back after the goalscorer leaving him in yards of space despite having only been on the field for seven minutes. Stealing a fucking living.

It'll have been Northampton's cup final

“Hitlers doing a great job, what do the German people want?”

100 in a row marra.

He was class for Man United like.

Giving him another year. Even worse than getting him in the first place. Smacks of the decision by the same numb nuts who gave a clearly disinterested and injured Colo another deal because it was easier/cheaper than getting another decent CB in. I can imagine Rafa not being interested to put it mildly.

A downgrade on Joselu.

Get on a veggie diet and every single one is a soft release. Like caressing a turd of silk down to a watery grave.

I mean, we definitely still are.