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Ah yes, who could forget the many times Shearer carefully chose his words to cause maximum damage to their club...

I admit before I post this that I know nowt about politics. It appears to me (given the above) that this point scoring between the different parts of labour are doing nothing but helping the tories. You can hate Corbyn or your can hate Starmer but ultimately in fighting is reductive. We need a (any) Labour government to win an election to make any changes and help people? I dont like the the idea that labour is of one people, it should be inclusive but at moment it should be inclusive of people who want the tories out.

"Once again be at the top of European Football"

That's a shame.

I love how fucking arrogant they are man. I’ve noticed a number of times where they act like them arguing on their shite messaging board will derail the club, they do know that has no impact at all right? What does is when they turn up for matches and abuse their team, then they claim the mags are the problem . What a bunch of fucking losers man, for once in their lives can they maybe just admit they’re fucking shite? Instead of thinking there’s some massive organized conspiracy against them by Newcastle fans. Shearer occasionally digging them out for them being shite isn’t exactly ground breaking stuff on his part ffs.

A shady cabal of mags

When you're in a spin, shits going down, you're in league one forever and you need to get your bearings before you pass out.... concentrate on the basics.....

Looks like Cummings might have made 2 trips to Durham after all. And Boris could have been part of the cover up...

Reminds me of this, tangentially

They also conveniently ignore the numerous times Shearer has said we’re also shite, because that wouldn’t fit with the “Cabal Earth” theory. Fucking daft tramps.

I’d like to hear from MADBOB THE MAKEM

When I started reading that I felt sure it was going to finish with a misunderstanding involving an Irish goalkeeper from years gone by.

I don't think you know how this works.... And Bristol may be a decent night out, but better than Newcastle? 🧐

This is their third manager in a row I haven’t heard of.

The knee won't be a thing after the new year . Sponsors won't want to see their ads with a backing track of mutant fuckwits gurning away about..*checks notes*...the evils of Marxism

Police are investigating a £1 coin thrown on to pitch at the stadium of light during the game. Police unsure if it was hooliganism related or a bid for the club. (Joe Allon)

He is, hilariously, one of their leading ITKs

It’s no Tennants, like.

Sure she didn’t slip on a small mint and get confused? Wigan 1 up at the mecano

I'm hoping it's Adam with a false nose and a moustache

9 different mixes of All Together Now by The Farm released on the 30th ( ) anniversary of it getting to No. 1....the Dream mix is great

You're absolutely right - unfortunately this has now been going on for 5 years and it doesn't seem to be a situation that Starmer is capable of fixing. In his defence, I'm not convinced anyone is. I'm increasingly starting to think it just isn't going to happen for Labour, in general. There isn't actually that much common ground between the left and the centre anymore. If we had a proper electoral system this wouldn't be a problem, but under FPTP, it is. Maybe the way to heal this would be for Starmer to promise PR as the reward for the left falling into line. It would mean the end of Labour governing with a majority ever again if they won power that final time, but it would also mean the end of the Tories.

i take a bit of a mild interest in the fortunes of bristol city, it's an absolutely cracking night out with a diverse nightlife, probably superior to that of newcastle (sorry everybody!) i sort of kept an eye on brian tinnion's career, it's only just down the road and i'd love to see the city have a premier league club. it looked like very much like they'd make the play offs (at least) in two of those mid table finishes only to fade at the very end, disappointingly. i reckon johnson might do a reasonable job for the mackems, though it goes without saying that i hope i'm wrong!

3 things no one neutral ever associates with the club plus at least one thing no one whatsoever does

He looks like one of those blokes who’s car smells like a thousand dogs owing to the number of times a whippet has been in and out without it being hoovered.

Disappointed it wasn’t Adam Johnson

The Stephen Ireland of politics