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I remember back in the 80s when we were just off the coast of Southampton

It was Apartheid era South Africa then, so they probably were

He putsh one of yoursh in the hoshpital, you put one of theirsh in the morgue. Thatsh the Chicago way.

Sean Gonnery, more like

I had a gig that night and I remember my mate getting dropped off by his dad, opening the car door and just falling straight out of the car, mortal. He then sat right next to the speaker and fell asleep on it in the middle of the first set. Great times.

Sean Connery will be looking down and thinking "what a sambles".

As a special tribute ITV could decide not to show one of his Bond films tomorrow afternoon

Went out with Tooj and Chez Given the night before and woke up on the settee and found a full miniature of Black Bottle in my pocket. Which I necked. Nee idea how it got there. Or how I got there tbf. Funny the things you remember

Fuck me yeah.... I was at my brothers 40th in Edinburgh on the Saturday night...,got a couple of hours sleep then got the 0800 train from Haymarket with a breakfast consisting of a four pack of Strongbow to the game. Think I had a couple with @Howmanheyman postgame in the Percy, a fuckin brilliant day.... 10 years on, not allowed into the City of Edinburgh to celebrate my brothers 50th & the mackems are in divi 3 without a pot to piss in, so not all bad

Around Christmas time, 1994 whilst singing the 'slap your lass with a Christmas tree' line he actually did pick up a tree and slapped his lass. She then staggered into the kitchen, took a carving knife out of the draw and plunged it into Harry's chest. Harry died on the ambulance trip and his lass was released from prison in 2001.

This is not the forum you are looking for.

So between construction, manufacturing and education you have just under 15,000,000 who are being told to go about their 9-5 as normal and mix with all the usual people but after that they definitely mustn’t see anyone outside their household. I can understand education continuing but either have a lockdown or don’t. The first lockdown worked because it was simple to understand. Once you begin to dilute the message it loses its effect.

Mackems must be loving the weather in Cape Town.

I watched it with 30 Eurovision fans in an Irish pub in Utrecht before getting stuck into a pile of bitterballen.

Hope they repeat The Man Who Would Be King.

The only thing I remember of that match afterwards is walking round a couple of friends houses with the bairns later on that night as they had their Halloween stuff on, a bit pissed and still buzzing.

Didn’t he break his back picking up Christmas Tree, the fat little Mackem weeble?

The takeover saga everyone believes just keeps rumbling on.

Could we stop trying to save Christmas please? I'll be delighted to not have to see anyone for once

😁 I’ll be at work, mate. His dad is a teacher so he’ll be off too and can do the job at home (Plus, my kid is weird. He’s 11 and it’s like living with a more sensible adult)

you're just a pup, in the 60s we were located slightly south of lille.

Yet again, these chancers giving the info out via the likes of Peston before informing the rest of the country.

The accent in the Untouchables me and my mate will often (rarely) say “the time, the place and the whole shebang” to each other

Ashley will definitely be happy with Brucey.He’s told him Big Joe has to get minutes on the pitch,and Brucey is giving Big Joe minutes on the pitch.

Coldfinger now

Aye. And I like a lot of his films. Including him as Bond. It’s more the fact there’s seemingly always one on of a Sunday afternoon

He was fucking great, man! Especially liked the references and impressions of him in trainspotting. 👌

Hopefully he’s in 00 heaven

I celebrated the win with explosive diarrhoea in a small downstairs toilet in an Indian restaurant on the Quayside.

A bloke called Rosenthal eats his way around the world, with comedy japery. We’ve had that here since 2008. With added cherry tomatoes. 😉

It’s utter incompetence. His refusal to lockdown earlier means that we’re going to be locked down even longer now costing even more.

Paging Fish! Paging Fish!

On a separate note, what's with all these NUFC podcasts all of a sudden. NUFC supporting dentists and solicitors who have become the self appointed voice of NUFC fans because they've got Twitter followers in the 3 figures. There was one last night featuring Luke Edward's, talking about how mean people are to him and Steve Bruce on Twitter these days. Get to fuck man

We love them, just in small doses.

Mental how much lot hate your kids.

Even says ‘net weight 30g’ just in case anyone wasn’t sure if he that had one lot of stickers

This years pumpkin is sorted Should keep the covidiots away.

A tangible improvement on the original.

Lovely shrubbery.

Hello, Deano.

I don't doubt it was weaponised by his opponents and to some extent exaggerated but to to come out and say so when the proper response was at most to say its a fair report is exactly the bloody-minded naivety which made him a poor leader. He deserves all the stick he's getting for it.

I don't think he could have escaped without making any comment, but he had to make it about him. the narcissistic old tit

And that's just one state. Absolute joke of a democracy.

Yet just a couple of weeks ago Johnson was going head to head with Andy Burnham saying it couldn’t be done.