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....do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near? Just like the seaburn casuals, they long to be, close to you.

My lass just asked me what I was doing on the computer. I said, "Looking for cheap flights." She got very excited and said, "I love you," then got on her knees & gave me the best blow job I've ever had... Which surprised me as she's never been interested in darts before!

Well played to those who did

do birds sing so gay?

Yes, only fair that we should look at the whole situation.

Isn't that the point, i.e. the dead, I am not a poppy fascist, but I do and will always wear one (not this fucking early though) and hate how it's been weaponised by the cunts. I wear mine in memory of my great uncle Gordon, who was killed in September 2015, at the battle of Loos, we have all his letters home from when he joined up right through to the telegrams of when he went missing, missing presumed killed and then letters from his mates describing how he supposedly died, both say he died painlessly/instantly, one said he was shot through the heart and one says he was shot in the head, the contradiction makes you wonder ! there's also letters from the mother of his young Lieutenant who was with him/went missing at same time asking my great grandmother if she's heard anything. They're an emotional read, goes from "we'll give the Hun a bloody nose, can't wait until Charlie (my grandfather) can get out here and help" rhetoric - Charlie was 14 but had joined up" through to descriptions of them having to help sort casualties out in shelled villages through to a completely different tone "I really hope Charlie doesn't have to come" and the letters are replaced by small cards with pre-printed "delete which not applicable" choices, I am fine, I have been wounded etc etc. So I'll wear my poppy in the spirit in which it was intended. Gordon has no known grave. Postscript, Charlie never did have to go, when Gordon was killed his mam told the army he was under age and he was discharged because they "officially" knew he was too young, we have photo's of him with his platoon, he's a fucking bairn.

Poppy cock.

You can drink your blue pop, and sit down for a plop You can do whatever you feel (just leave the 15 year olds alone)

They have everything for young men to enjoy You can take the Fulwell with all the boys

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? He/He

I won't wear a poppy any more. Talk about virtue signalling. The generation who this stands for are nearly all dead, and the lessons we should have learnt have been consigned to the bin.

don’t you just switch off the TV set and do something less boring instead?

"Nurse! Quick! He's having one of his funny turns again!"

He looks much improved these days

CA?

The people who go mad for it often don’t have a clue about history. Then you have knobs like that Tory mp who are patriotic in the jingoistic sense but wouldn’t go near military service. They love a good war so long as it doesn’t involve anyone they care about. It’s pretty much the opposite of respect for the people who serve in the military because, like most politicians that jump on the land of hope and glory bandwagon, they view them as expendable rather than actual people doing a tough job. But as long as he’s got his poppy on first

I did the same for my great grandfather last year as it happens. Amazing place.

Fair point and good post. My great grandfather was killed at Gallipoli. Blown up arse over tit by a Turkish shell, as in that great pogues song. As it happens I do attend a remembrance Sunday service to.show my respect and take my kids and explain it to them.From now on though I do not wish to wear a poppy thanks to wankers who have hijacked it. Its a free country thanks to the men and women who died for it, in some ways not wearing one is therefore a sign of respect.

I remember when I was a kid we went to Edinburgh castle and in the chapel there, there are (or were) books of remembrance, never forget looking over at him and he was stood over a book tears streaming down his face, I'm guessing it was his regiments book, mam just ushered me away sort of "come and see some this over here". Strange how memories come back to me, god knows what his memories were

I wear on in the week of rememberance day.

To me Kendzior's book is the definitive account of Trump's rise and where the US sits now a month before the election...it's definitely definitive to me because it's the only one I've read

I reckon bruce is now serving up the worst football of any manager in my time watching newcastle. bearing in mind he's had some pretty stiff competition from the likes of mcgarry, charlton, allardyce that's quite some achievement. not only that, he's managed in a relatively short space of time to at least draw level with if not even nudge ahead of the likes of dalglish, souness and pardew in the utterly dislikeable, horrible cunt stakes. remarkable, blisteringly fast progress on both counts. fuck off bruce, you fucking repulsive fat mess.

Life left him at least 30 years ago, the zombie looking fucker.

Had to fix the mess left behind by Rafa tbf

On my wedding day my best man said, 'I know you're getting married, but that's one massive grin on your face!' I told him my soon to be new bride had sneaked round the night before and gave me the best blow job of my life. 'Jammy bastard' he replied. Five mins earlier the chief bridesmaid mentioned how happy my soon to be wife was looking. 'I popped round his last night and gave him the last blow of his life!' she beamed.

I’ll send you the link to the place I stayed at.

The Hadrian's Wall Path was surprisingly quiet even during that beautiful weather we had last month. Maybe everyone was in the Lakes instead.

blooming awful

My mate in the army says he finds anything else disrespectful and I’m inclined to agree. Especially when you see a faded pink poppy adorning an old transit van.

It is the gammon Xmas

I’ll say it again, I continue to be impressed with the way pubs have been set up. All those I’ve visited feel just as Covid- secure as the restaurants I’ve been in, with table service, drinks only ordered though apps etc. The shame now is you can only visit them in London, because we’re in tier 2, with members of your own household, which defies the point in escaping for a few beers in the first place

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Man?

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I wouldn't call it playing or style tbh, just chucking people on the pitch and hoping for the best. Shocking in this day and age that fuckers like Brewcey can still have a career at the top level, or any level for that matter. Cabbage faced twat.

Leaving Darlow on when he was clearly injured didnt do the team any favours. I'm not sure why he didnt put Gillespie on. With Dubravka out until December if it's anything serious with Darlow. We will be left with Gillespie as the main keeper.

I don’t really get why the Torygraph continue with him- he obviously hates us, so let him write about his beloved Leyton Orient and give the NE job to someone who wants it.

I wonder who bankrolls the TPA....

What religion are the chainsaws?,.,

PROTESTANT WHISKEY

My IPTV stream is from one of the Ireland’s, I don’t care which one but fucking hell, Ewerk, sort it out. Not even attempting to be impartial. Not sure which Ireland it is because they sound as stupid as both of them

Why does he persist with Joelinton and Hendrick? Almiron should be in the hole, just behind Wilson, with Fraser out wide

Even then it fucks the ones who sell most of their catch to Spain, France etc. It’s just another ridiculous attempt to look like we’re being strong / taking back control. Plus fishing has changed loads since the heyday of places like Hull. And most people wouldn’t want the jobs anyway. Other than that it makes perfect sense

And from the same household…

As long as there's no more than a group of 6

Dogging still ok though? Asking for a friend.

Sucked his cock too.