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Actually that reminds me. When I was still on Facebook the lass in question took the huff with me. She’s posted it was a full moon that night so she was going to put her crystals out to ‘recharge’ them. So I asked her why she didn’t just put them out through the day seeing as moonlight is reflected sunlight

Terrible claim to fame time. My first guitar teacher was Danny McCormack who fucked off to play bass with the Wildhearts. My second guitar teacher was his younger brother Chris who played guitar in Three Colours Red, and last I checked is Gary Numan's guitar teacher. End of boring story.

She's an anti-vaxxer and a keen advocate of people who've been arrested for selling unlicensed "cures" to vulnerable cancer victims.

This is the kind of negative karma that blocks my chakras with unhappy Chi. Luckily, I have a Himalayan Pink Salt crystal rammed deep in my fundament, and it’s holistically cleansing my prana energy centres of toxins. Where’s my Pinot Grigio?

^ You make it too easy for them @PaddockLad And I'l reiterate for those that don't learn - Busty Petite is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!! Fist go tot he shed now!

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!! https://www.reddit.com/r/BustyPetite?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/apr/27/the-100-greatest-uk-no-1s?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Rejoice! Rejoice! He is resurrected! He is risen!

They're so fucking thick the airlines should just offer them deck chairs on the wings, if they value fresh air so much!

I’ve always liked her and there’s two more reasons to now.

You'll be causing stirrings in the baby carrot department of CT's loins with crack like that.

To be fair they are the people I would class as the cognoscenti.

When people complain about delayed operations and cancer care, what the fuck do they want? Do they think we can just let this thing rip throughout society and hospitals and that will have no effect on patient care? When you're in hospital you're almost by definition at your weakest, you do not want to get hospital acquired covid ffs. Thick. As. Pigshit.

The James Atherton pub in New Brighton has been renamed in honour of Boris, Cummings & Hancock

Probably fingering herself over Loose Women.

I bet she’s working from home

Speaking of Vesta, these crispy noodles they did in the 1970s where the highlight of the month when I was a nipper. Usually served with a bowl of Ma Fist’s fried rice, with highly nutritious cubes of Pek chopped pork

Love this CTesque response too... "Nonsense. The UK will continue without Scotland if it has to".

Let’s not mince words here- it’s not been “wasted”, the vast majority of it has been blatantly handed to their friends and associates. Given their utter incompetence, I think the contracts that have been exposed so far are just the tip of the iceberg.

How much money do we think this government has spunked up the wall due to incompetence over COVID and Brexit? I read an article last week that said £3bil of COVID funding was unaccounted for. And then I see shit like this every week Companies given Brexit ferry contracts who own no ferries. Factories given PPE contracts despite never producing PPE. £50mil here, £150mil there. Money spent with zero returns and zero accountability for those in charge of it. And to top it off you have the likes of Cummings having his council tax bill written off and Kussenberg acting as the Tory spin Doctor for the BBC. Even the stuff that used to keep us sane during all this is fucked. Theatres, music venues and Cinemas out of business. Football becoming an absolute cesspit of cunts. Professional clubs in League one and two struggling to pay their players whilst PL clubs spend £1.2billion. Seriously considering fucking this country off for good

I’m often in the mood to listen to Eddie Van Halen but rarely in the mood to listen to David Lee Roth, so I just end up listening to Paul Gilbert instead.

As a guitar player EVH was the tits. The very tits & I don’t think I’ll have met many people who’ve picked up a guitar who weren’t influenced by him. Rest in peace

There’s a lass I went to school with who thinks masks cause the illness and just about other conspiraloon theory going from chemtrails to, well, just about anything provided there’s no evidence to back it up. Her sis is the same. Fortunately I’m not on Facebook but I get the odd update from my lass. Her sis actually lost a baby because she wouldn’t be medically induced and tried reflexology instead. That seems to have somehow strengthened their belief in pseudoscience, spirituality, healing crystals etc when you would think it might do the opposite. Apparently people who wear masks are cowards which is ironic given she never seems to leave the house

We're pretty fucked. 363 cases per 100,000 in my own area but generally bad across the whole of NI. A 42 year old fella I know locally died of it this afternoon. It isn't just the pensioners croaking from it.