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Gandaft often retweets her I think. Along with other luminaries like Lee Hurst (which is a fuck load funnier than the man himself), Peter Ebdon and Denise Squelch (sic)

To be fair they are the people I would class as the cognoscenti.

Including by Liverpool and Man U.

Let’s not mince words here- it’s not been “wasted”, the vast majority of it has been blatantly handed to their friends and associates. Given their utter incompetence, I think the contracts that have been exposed so far are just the tip of the iceberg.

How much money do we think this government has spunked up the wall due to incompetence over COVID and Brexit? I read an article last week that said £3bil of COVID funding was unaccounted for. And then I see shit like this every week Companies given Brexit ferry contracts who own no ferries. Factories given PPE contracts despite never producing PPE. £50mil here, £150mil there. Money spent with zero returns and zero accountability for those in charge of it. And to top it off you have the likes of Cummings having his council tax bill written off and Kussenberg acting as the Tory spin Doctor for the BBC. Even the stuff that used to keep us sane during all this is fucked. Theatres, music venues and Cinemas out of business. Football becoming an absolute cesspit of cunts. Professional clubs in League one and two struggling to pay their players whilst PL clubs spend £1.2billion. Seriously considering fucking this country off for good

I can't see the current deal getting 14 votes, considering that its not even good for all 9 of the "long term shareholders" given that its entirely possible for at least two of them to go down with a poor season at the moment and immediately lose the marginal benefit of that membership considering that their "no" would mean fuck all if the "big 6" wanted something. It's absolutely not going through.

Priorities.

I asked David Blunkett what he thought of the place and he said he couldn’t see the point.

Northern Ireland looks like a Joelinton heatmap and 50-99 signals the 18 yard box.

Aye, it’s the name for the Lands of the North. It’s also unique in the Welsh language as its 9 letters long and contains 3 vowels- which they consider to be 3 too many.

The play here would be the rest of the PL teams to propose the same funding deal but without all the bullshit handing all the power to the select group, then they all vote on it with the note that if these clubs really do care to help the lower sides they should jump at the chance. If this deal goes through football is dead tbh.

The Tory voters overwhelmingly voting the public to blame will be blaming certain types of the public, for example, blacks, Muslims, lefties etc, etc. Obviously not be the conmen they elected or themselves, oh no.

Sketchy

Rejoice! Rejoice! He is resurrected! He is risen!

PROJEKT VIER!

Cracking team on the bench. Criminal management this evening.

You'll be causing stirrings in the baby carrot department of CT's loins with crack like that.

Is she still oozing?

5 at the back and two holding players for England again. This time against Denmark

I see ASM has signed a new contract

When people complain about delayed operations and cancer care, what the fuck do they want? Do they think we can just let this thing rip throughout society and hospitals and that will have no effect on patient care? When you're in hospital you're almost by definition at your weakest, you do not want to get hospital acquired covid ffs. Thick. As. Pigshit.

The James Atherton pub in New Brighton has been renamed in honour of Boris, Cummings & Hancock

Probably fingering herself over Loose Women.

I bet she’s working from home

The mackems were for it apparently - horrible twisting would ensue: "We're a massive club and should be in the top six" "But we need the money" "But we're a massive club....." "But we need the money...." Etc., etc. until they explode.

Love this CTesque response too... "Nonsense. The UK will continue without Scotland if it has to".

"clubs agree prompt strategy review involving all 20 clubs not just 2"

You sure that just wasn't a pair of her knickers after a night on the tiles with James Packer???

I quite liked it too....I think Hen Ogledd means "the old land of my father's" in Welsh...it's the title of the song the sing before rugby & football matches in Cardiff

I googled and would not have got it in a million years if I hadn't.

And northerners

Almost a shame that the election is so soon. Not enough time for them to die off before they vote for Trump! On another topic, given his concerns about postal votes, should his own vote be discounted, along with half his administration who also use the postal vote system?

I was literally going to post that exact same thing. When they blame the public, they never mean themselves. Fucking cap doffing, forelock tugging, cunts.

Because they lifted lockdown in early May, didn't mandate the wearing of masks statewide and the place is run by a fuck knuckle Republican.

A fitting eulogy

Then that Mackem kid with the dodgy barnet will turn up and shit himself again.

“Hi mate can I have err soup of the day & 26 pints please”

This thread will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas and gormless cunts will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say: "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say: "Haven't you heard? Essembee is dead! The Fulwell's Poet is dead!”

They liked him, they loved him, they regarded him as one of the people. He was the People's Taker of the Fulwell and that is how he will stay, how he will remain in our hearts and our memories for ever.

His name was Essembee Tonight he sleeps well He wasn't asleep in 1970 No tiptoeing across the manky Fulwell. His name was Essembee His light shines on The taking of the Fulwell Was strong in this one.

March 27th 1970. RIP

Well that’s your epitaph sorted anyway

There wasn’t many NUFC supporters disgusted by the potential takeover of their club by one of the worst regimes on the planet. Those that did and raised their head above the social media parapet were fuckin annhilated by fellow Mags. We, as a fan base, are in no position to look down our noses at any clubs fans who welcome this new fuckin nonsense from Man U & Liverpool. They’ll be on their own forums pissing themselves laughing at the fume this move has caused, just like we were.

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