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Have to take that mask from my cold, dead pocket.

He was on EastEnders, Italian looking with a goatee.

The meds are taking effect.

So Johnson has literally attacked "the lefty human rights lawyers and other do-gooders" from the podium at his conference speech today. You know, it wasn't long ago when this type of dangerous dribbling rhetoric was restricted to lunatics like LeazesMag in this country. Now it's not only main stream, the PM of the country openly says it and barely anyone raises an eyebrow.

You could be on to something there

It’s important to give the serfs the odd crumb from the Top Table We’ve been more than generous with the sweaties with our North Sea oil, after all.

I don’t see that the seriousness of his illness has been underplayed, he’s just decided that being 17 points behind requires drastic action. Being a psychopathic narcissist this shit comes easy to him. His actions this week will kill at least another 100k US citizens and possibly himself if he gets hit by the second phase of the virus. Hope he lives to be voted out by a significant margin. And hopefully then he and his mob are prosecuted for their crimes and thrown in jail . I think he knows if he loses that’s his future and he’s willing to roll these deadly dice to avoid it.

So proud of Bruce for not selling Saint Maxim, like a new signing really

I'm not one for conspiracies, but Ttump is an exception. I dont believe he was ever seriously ill with this. I think the trip to hospital was entirely orchestrated as part of his campaign. He has killed thousands of people with this tweet as well as insulted the memory of 200,000 victims. What an absolute cunt. Comparisons with Hitler are justified imo.

I knew he did the guitar line on Michael Jackson’s Beat It.... I didn’t know he did it for nothing (sorry, a crate of beer) he did it in one take or that the legendary Quincy Jones let him rearrange the song

Love the arrogance of telling your band that the name you have chosen for the group is your own surname. Respect. RIP

Ah man, what a bummer. Van Halen were one of my favourite bands when I was a young shaver, their album Diver Down was the soundtrack to an incredible summer spent camping and climbing in the Lakes with my mates and our girlfriends. Eddie was a phenomenal player, not just at the fiddly-diddly stuff he’s famous for- he had some knockout riffs and their albums up to and including 1984 showed a huge variety of styles. This is one of my favourite VH songs, which instantly takes me back to the care-free summer in Borrowdale, climbing and shagging RIP Eddie, fucking legend. ( We’ll diplomatically say nowt about the post-Dave Lee Roth band ).

Being an "analogue" pedal builder I probably shouldn't say this but digital stuff these days really impresses me. We've come a long way from the old Line 6 Spiders and Pods, Korg Tonemasters (or was it toneworks?) and those early cheap plastic zoom multieffects boxes. Even saying that, it was still possible to dial in somewhat usable tones with those 20 year old things if you spent enough time getting to know them. The Helix is a great bit of kit but personally I'm just too old and set in my ways to get creative with stuff like that. I could easily spend several hours playing around with different settings and getting lost in the menus without actually playing much guitar at all. I can't help but feel that half of the complaints guitar players make about their gear (be it digital, behringer stuff or whatever) stem from misunderstanding what it's meant to do. A JTM45 or blackface will never sound like a mesa, and a Kemper (with the right profiles) can totally nail whatever sound your after but won't necessarily feel or respond like the amp your modelling... Anyway excuse the rant, I'm gonna cut this weird rant short since I've just learned EVH just passed. Rest in Peace Eddie.

I’ve given up hope but it seems to wind up tragic figures like Edwards and UM so it’s useful in that regard at least

I've deleted his post in General but I think I'll keep this one because it'd be a shame to lose the reply

Fuck off you spamming cunt

I'd put that down to the general shitness of the BBC tbh. Yesterday on air he was quite forthright in criticising the motorcade charade and the fact Trump exposed his staff to completely unnecessary risk. Interesting how people percieve things differently I guess.

He was a wiser man than I. i did lessons all last year and some of this, which was great. Will be getting a jam band together in a month or two which is the next big thing to challenge me.

They've got a vaccine for that already. Enjoy the gym!

Isn’t he “ North East football” correspondent? Why isn’t he also getting frothy about Gandaft and his imminent takeover of the tramps, or does that not get him clicks because no cunt cares?

FYP.

She's fucking brutal tbh

He must honestly be one of the most boring cunts going. People are having a laugh which we could all use watching Bruce’s fucking nonsense every week, then along comes that boring bellend to piss all over it. Not that I need to hope it happens any more than I already do, but it would be brilliant to see it go through just to shut that know nowt up. Why doesn’t he post another tragic article about how Henry Mauriss is a far more reputable bidder .

Wrong thread: https://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/11146-cooking/?page=308

Strong blonde bombshell game but her eyes are fuckin dead, She looks like she’s on morphine

Oh she'd get it alright

They say you get the face you deserve

Imagine getting tucked in at night by Savage- he’d catch a hangnail on the duvet, drop to the floor screaming, and be demanding a red card for the bedding. Also, he’s a cunt.

His twitter looks like the roid rage has well and truly kicked in

Suck it up, nippers.

And a domestos iv line and UV emitting probe up his arse.

Or Brighton "Champions" scarves as they're known.

So what's the real truth with Trump, something's not right here. He's well enough to make videos and go out on a motorcade apparently. Yet his doctor's have given him every drug going, including an antibody cocktail and most surprisingly dexamethasone. You don't give the latter unless the person is seriously unwell and receiving oxygen or being ventilated. Also the time lines don't nake sense. You're most at risk 7 to 10 days after contracting this virus, yet we are being told Trump is being discharged today. I think there's a lot of lies being told and Trump is crafting a narrative but he is nowhere near as ill as it is claimed.

My lass's school got a call from the police telling them to make sure that kids don't mix together once they've left the grounds at the end of the school day. Firstly, not the school's job, secondly, they've been in a classroom together all day, thirdly, please fuck off.

Congratulations on the new job @Rayvin

World beating

Fair enough, but even taking Covid out of the equation, he's a fanny for threatening to quit his job/nearly crying because Man Utd lost 1 game. It's a symptom of the rotten top few sides who feel entitled to spend hundreds of millions every window and win almost every game or it's a national tragedy. Whilst the flip side is tossers like Rio Ferdinand telling NUFC fans to buy their own players and leave Ashley alone