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Have to take that mask from my cold, dead pocket.

He was on EastEnders, Italian looking with a goatee.

The meds are taking effect.

So Johnson has literally attacked "the lefty human rights lawyers and other do-gooders" from the podium at his conference speech today. You know, it wasn't long ago when this type of dangerous dribbling rhetoric was restricted to lunatics like LeazesMag in this country. Now it's not only main stream, the PM of the country openly says it and barely anyone raises an eyebrow.

You could be on to something there

It’s important to give the serfs the odd crumb from the Top Table We’ve been more than generous with the sweaties with our North Sea oil, after all.

I don’t see that the seriousness of his illness has been underplayed, he’s just decided that being 17 points behind requires drastic action. Being a psychopathic narcissist this shit comes easy to him. His actions this week will kill at least another 100k US citizens and possibly himself if he gets hit by the second phase of the virus. Hope he lives to be voted out by a significant margin. And hopefully then he and his mob are prosecuted for their crimes and thrown in jail . I think he knows if he loses that’s his future and he’s willing to roll these deadly dice to avoid it.

So proud of Bruce for not selling Saint Maxim, like a new signing really

I'm not one for conspiracies, but Ttump is an exception. I dont believe he was ever seriously ill with this. I think the trip to hospital was entirely orchestrated as part of his campaign. He has killed thousands of people with this tweet as well as insulted the memory of 200,000 victims. What an absolute cunt. Comparisons with Hitler are justified imo.

I suppose it’s down to the individual & it’s pointless arguing about it. Some fellas can get an epic sound from a solid state amp, sometimes you’ll be tricked into think a modelling amp is the real thing...whatever. Everyone has their preference. You’ve just got to hope people grow up and buy a decent valve amp.

I knew he did the guitar line on Michael Jackson’s Beat It.... I didn’t know he did it for nothing (sorry, a crate of beer) he did it in one take or that the legendary Quincy Jones let him rearrange the song

Ah man, what a bummer. Van Halen were one of my favourite bands when I was a young shaver, their album Diver Down was the soundtrack to an incredible summer spent camping and climbing in the Lakes with my mates and our girlfriends. Eddie was a phenomenal player, not just at the fiddly-diddly stuff he’s famous for- he had some knockout riffs and their albums up to and including 1984 showed a huge variety of styles. This is one of my favourite VH songs, which instantly takes me back to the care-free summer in Borrowdale, climbing and shagging RIP Eddie, fucking legend. ( We’ll diplomatically say nowt about the post-Dave Lee Roth band ).

This was sampled by Apollo 440 for their track “ain’t talkin about dub”.... I got so into it I tracked down the sample, it’s ace too. RIP Eddie, a true one off...

Being an "analogue" pedal builder I probably shouldn't say this but digital stuff these days really impresses me. We've come a long way from the old Line 6 Spiders and Pods, Korg Tonemasters (or was it toneworks?) and those early cheap plastic zoom multieffects boxes. Even saying that, it was still possible to dial in somewhat usable tones with those 20 year old things if you spent enough time getting to know them. The Helix is a great bit of kit but personally I'm just too old and set in my ways to get creative with stuff like that. I could easily spend several hours playing around with different settings and getting lost in the menus without actually playing much guitar at all. I can't help but feel that half of the complaints guitar players make about their gear (be it digital, behringer stuff or whatever) stem from misunderstanding what it's meant to do. A JTM45 or blackface will never sound like a mesa, and a Kemper (with the right profiles) can totally nail whatever sound your after but won't necessarily feel or respond like the amp your modelling... Anyway excuse the rant, I'm gonna cut this weird rant short since I've just learned EVH just passed. Rest in Peace Eddie.

The plane spotters are in full flight again. If the deal goes through I will send Edwards a red flag.

I’ve given up hope but it seems to wind up tragic figures like Edwards and UM so it’s useful in that regard at least

Your wife let me do atm last nigh

Fuck off you spamming cunt

Yeah, hopefully you're right and once the steroids wear off he's toast. One of the withdrawal symptoms is psychosis mind so I hope they keep him away from the button. Confused as to Gemmill's comments on Sopel there mind. I watch the BBC news most nights and have always got the impression he (justifiably) hates Trump. Don't see how he could make it any plainer and keep his job.

He was a wiser man than I. i did lessons all last year and some of this, which was great. Will be getting a jam band together in a month or two which is the next big thing to challenge me.

FYP.

Wrong thread: https://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/11146-cooking/?page=308

What do you want !!!!!!!! A professional press release with news of the takeover, a well rehearsed statement read out by Pete Graves on Sky Sports News!!!!!!!!!a well written article in a broadsheet!!!!!! Fuck that, I want bread and brown ale

Not sure I'm all that pleased that the barrister that's supposed to be working on the clubs behalf is playing silly beggar's on social media. That is unless this all really adds up to a concrete break through. Even then it seems like a less than serious thing to do for a reportedly elite barrister. Edit. Not that I'm trying to piss in anybodies cornflakes, it just seems like a weird thing to do regardless of the circumstances. I'm as desperate for the club to be sold as anyone.

Strong blonde bombshell game but her eyes are fuckin dead, She looks like she’s on morphine

The antibody cocktail Trump is having was made by Regeneron, who used human embryo stem cells in the research stage of its development. Wonder what his “ human life begins at conception” Supreme Court religious nut nominee thinks about that, not to mention his pro-life mob?

Oh she'd get it alright

They say you get the face you deserve

His twitter looks like the roid rage has well and truly kicked in

A grown man breaking down after Man U get hammered is the sort of content that keeps me paying my Sky subcription.

Suck it up, nippers.

And a domestos iv line and UV emitting probe up his arse.

Or Brighton "Champions" scarves as they're known.

FYP

So what's the real truth with Trump, something's not right here. He's well enough to make videos and go out on a motorcade apparently. Yet his doctor's have given him every drug going, including an antibody cocktail and most surprisingly dexamethasone. You don't give the latter unless the person is seriously unwell and receiving oxygen or being ventilated. Also the time lines don't nake sense. You're most at risk 7 to 10 days after contracting this virus, yet we are being told Trump is being discharged today. I think there's a lot of lies being told and Trump is crafting a narrative but he is nowhere near as ill as it is claimed.

Congratulations on the new job @Rayvin

World beating

Fair enough, but even taking Covid out of the equation, he's a fanny for threatening to quit his job/nearly crying because Man Utd lost 1 game. It's a symptom of the rotten top few sides who feel entitled to spend hundreds of millions every window and win almost every game or it's a national tragedy. Whilst the flip side is tossers like Rio Ferdinand telling NUFC fans to buy their own players and leave Ashley alone