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Suck it up, nippers.

Or Brighton "Champions" scarves as they're known.

Oh she'd get it alright

Congratulations on the new job @Rayvin

Nowt wrong with Ole. They're out of the relegation places. Financially stable.

He was on EastEnders, Italian looking with a goatee.

I'm not one for conspiracies, but Ttump is an exception. I dont believe he was ever seriously ill with this. I think the trip to hospital was entirely orchestrated as part of his campaign. He has killed thousands of people with this tweet as well as insulted the memory of 200,000 victims. What an absolute cunt. Comparisons with Hitler are justified imo.

Imagine getting tucked in at night by Savage- he’d catch a hangnail on the duvet, drop to the floor screaming, and be demanding a red card for the bedding. Also, he’s a cunt.

And a domestos iv line and UV emitting probe up his arse.

Fucking excel - it should have some in-built AI function that recognises its being used for data storage which blows up the pc, killing the stupid cunt who thought it was an appropriate tool. Basic compliance and competence guidelines including security breached with no probable consequences.

My lass's school got a call from the police telling them to make sure that kids don't mix together once they've left the grounds at the end of the school day. Firstly, not the school's job, secondly, they've been in a classroom together all day, thirdly, please fuck off.

Fair enough, but even taking Covid out of the equation, he's a fanny for threatening to quit his job/nearly crying because Man Utd lost 1 game. It's a symptom of the rotten top few sides who feel entitled to spend hundreds of millions every window and win almost every game or it's a national tragedy. Whilst the flip side is tossers like Rio Ferdinand telling NUFC fans to buy their own players and leave Ashley alone

Bad day in the Richard Masters household.

I'm sure any team's fans would be as grateful to have him as we're told we should be.

How about they arrest Johnson and his boss for their criminal handling of the whole thing?

The problem is that everything that comes out of the mouth of these liars is suspect. We're guessing at the meaning of smoke signals and it turns out they're just coming from a trash fire. Conley - another grade-A liar - tried to explain his earlier foot-in-mouth moments (where I suspect he actually told the truth, which is of course a major faux pas among these people) as that he didn't want to share anything that would "steer the course of illness in another direction." What the fuck? It's a virus, you fucking scam artist, a parasite not unlike yourself. It doesn't respond to public pressure. Either he's fucking sick or he isn't, no matter what you say. What he of course meant is that he didn't want to share anything that would further harm Dear Leader's already holed-beneath-the-water-line campaign. And of course every single politician lies, spins, and tries to put up fronts to keep the public from learning the facts - that's nothing new. But this lot have made a science - no, make that a religion - out of it.

So what's the real truth with Trump, something's not right here. He's well enough to make videos and go out on a motorcade apparently. Yet his doctor's have given him every drug going, including an antibody cocktail and most surprisingly dexamethasone. You don't give the latter unless the person is seriously unwell and receiving oxygen or being ventilated. Also the time lines don't nake sense. You're most at risk 7 to 10 days after contracting this virus, yet we are being told Trump is being discharged today. I think there's a lot of lies being told and Trump is crafting a narrative but he is nowhere near as ill as it is claimed.

he managed a win thanks to asm against the only team in the league who arguably play worse football than us and he thinks this gives him a reason to be smug? I fucking hate the stupid, fat, ugly, lying, complicit cunt. I'd be willing to bet at that moment he was wishing he finally had the opportunity to play who let the dogs out..

If you're outside the area, the new measures allow six inside, six out, so following the local rules, as I understand it, it's a red if you're in the box, a red if you're eating in, but it's not if you're outside.

Mat Ryan is 10,000 miles off an England cap.

Ryans an Aussie isn't he?

Hasn’t that kind of double punishment been eliminated from the regulations? I think so. No red for the keeper when it’s a pelanty IIRC

That was excellent from ASM. Nice to have a striker who makes those runs too.

Pwoppa nawty at the Turf, you slaaags.

Careful, j69 will be sliding into your dms

Aye, fuck them and the Chinese virus as well. 🇱🇷🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇮🇱🇬🇧🇱🇷🇬🇧

Been downhill since Mermaids TBH.

Have you got a beard, by any chance?

Nee fucker cares, Essembee, mate. A team got relegated because the goal line technology wasn't turned on last season and it didn't get the attention that the penalty at Tottenham did.

He'll never get COVID as he can't catch fuck all.

Sidwell tried to say that the weather was partly at fault for Pickford's clanger, then Robbie Savage piped in with "don't keepers put water on their gloves to make them sticky". Incisive analysis from BT as per. The facts are that it was a clanger and Pickford is a joke for a keeper who's supposedly the best in England. Ancelotti is a clearly a very astute manager. Surely he can't continue picking Pickford much longer with him making those kinds of errors regularly. Everton have actually looked pretty solid defensively at times in these first few games. Pickford has been the clear weak link in their defence. Lossl their number two is actually pretty decent. Time for him to get a run. Edit. Oh and Pickford's keeper strip is perfect for the dildo that's he's making himself look

I'd be too busy fingering myself to post on here

That’s breath taking ignorance.

He got a bounce off of the Cheeky Girls instead. Could be worse.

And he isn't right wing either, he's purely an opportunist devoid of personal idealoogy. The normalisation of the defilement of high politics facilitated by Trump certainly helped him though.

He'll have medical care beyond what most of us have access to, such antibody infusions. I hope he snuffs it personally, but will settle for it crippling him. Apparently you're not supposed to think like this. But what would people have thought about Hitler if he'd contracted a serious disease. To me, there's no difference.

His supporters and himself will spin it as him being some kind of Superman/demi-god if it doesn't kill him as he'll have the best genes and anti-bodies to deal with it. The doctors will be in awe at how he took on the virus and totally killed it as his whole being, physically and mentally is awesome.....etc, etc.

( btw, enable “safe search” before googling that gif. ).

'that amuses me somewhat' What a cunt.