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Suck it up, nippers.

Or Brighton "Champions" scarves as they're known.

Oh she'd get it alright

Congratulations on the new job @Rayvin

Nowt wrong with Ole. They're out of the relegation places. Financially stable.

He was on EastEnders, Italian looking with a goatee.

I'm not one for conspiracies, but Ttump is an exception. I dont believe he was ever seriously ill with this. I think the trip to hospital was entirely orchestrated as part of his campaign. He has killed thousands of people with this tweet as well as insulted the memory of 200,000 victims. What an absolute cunt. Comparisons with Hitler are justified imo.

Imagine getting tucked in at night by Savage- he’d catch a hangnail on the duvet, drop to the floor screaming, and be demanding a red card for the bedding. Also, he’s a cunt.

And a domestos iv line and UV emitting probe up his arse.

Fucking excel - it should have some in-built AI function that recognises its being used for data storage which blows up the pc, killing the stupid cunt who thought it was an appropriate tool. Basic compliance and competence guidelines including security breached with no probable consequences.

My lass's school got a call from the police telling them to make sure that kids don't mix together once they've left the grounds at the end of the school day. Firstly, not the school's job, secondly, they've been in a classroom together all day, thirdly, please fuck off.

Fair enough, but even taking Covid out of the equation, he's a fanny for threatening to quit his job/nearly crying because Man Utd lost 1 game. It's a symptom of the rotten top few sides who feel entitled to spend hundreds of millions every window and win almost every game or it's a national tragedy. Whilst the flip side is tossers like Rio Ferdinand telling NUFC fans to buy their own players and leave Ashley alone

Bad day in the Richard Masters household.

I'm sure any team's fans would be as grateful to have him as we're told we should be.

What do you want !!!!!!!! A professional press release with news of the takeover, a well rehearsed statement read out by Pete Graves on Sky Sports News!!!!!!!!!a well written article in a broadsheet!!!!!! Fuck that, I want bread and brown ale

McEnany has got it now too..

His twitter looks like the roid rage has well and truly kicked in

World beating

Play Golf and cheat at it as usual?

They don’t have to- if you take the average weekly wage of a PL player as £50,000, if they see out that contract for just 5 years, they’ve made £13 million. And that’s just average players. Insane.

I’d have thought it was giving Geordie Hero and full-time banter merchant/part-time footballer Andy Carroll his one year deal for his services to elbowing defenders. Ryder is slipping

Hiya Luke!

I’ve yet to see ANY evidence that Joelinton can ride a bike and eat an apple at the same time while wearing ankle socks. Until he can prove that he can then he shouldn’t be mentioned in the same breath as Shola.

Bruce's decision to restore ASM to the team was apparently inspired according to Martin Tyler. He's our best fucking player you plum, it doesn't take Marcello Lippi to make that call.

Ryans an Aussie isn't he?

Simpson!

Any cowardice on show for the Burnley goal?

Paleozoic United leading FC Mezozoic 1-0

“It’s not my style to complain”, complained Steve

Their ultimate plan is just to get everyone wearing cool ninja masks.

At least it doesn’t seem to bother you.

Aye, that one is undeniable too.

We didn't have Johnson before Trump though. I think Trump lowered the bar in terms of competence and also opened the door for the Tories to disregard the truth, rules, common decency even more flagrantly than they have in the past. Not the sole reason maybe, but a contributing one at the very least.

His supporters and himself will spin it as him being some kind of Superman/demi-god if it doesn't kill him as he'll have the best genes and anti-bodies to deal with it. The doctors will be in awe at how he took on the virus and totally killed it as his whole being, physically and mentally is awesome.....etc, etc.

I find this false equivalence really irritating personally, "they're all as bad as each other". We had it last time too with Clinton. They're no way equivalent. Trump is a homophobic, misogynistic, racist, narcisstic, psychopath. He's a fucking climate change denier nationalist arsehole. Aye, but Bidens just as bad somehow.