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“It’s not my style to complain”, complained Steve

Bruce's decision to restore ASM to the team was apparently inspired according to Martin Tyler. He's our best fucking player you plum, it doesn't take Marcello Lippi to make that call.

We seem to be a lot better against teams similar to us I.e. utilitarian shite as we have the difference in ASM and Wilson. We’ll probably give a similar account of ourselves against West Brom, Sheffield United and Fulham while shitting the bed enormously against Leeds

The treble is still on

Party on Wayne.

Telling that you didn't object to the claim that it's a shithole, instead focusing on the existence of a roundabout.

And from Bruce’s POV:

Careful, j69 will be sliding into your dms

Aye, fuck them and the Chinese virus as well. 🇱🇷🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇮🇱🇬🇧🇱🇷🇬🇧

I don't think Gandaft and his accountant are on speaking terms anymore.

Was thinking our two decent wins/performances have come against two teams likely to go down for different reasons. Still, it perhaps suggests we're not that likely ourselves?

Mat Ryan is 10,000 miles off an England cap.

Since this thread is all about comebacks…

Any cowardice on show for the Burnley goal?

That was excellent from ASM. Nice to have a striker who makes those runs too.

Brucey has his critics,but I’m not one of them

Mate, I moved as far away from burnley as possible two years ago and have no plans to go back

Ouch. He's actually shorter than both!

Alreet, Danny Dyer.

By pronouncing 'Schär'

Been downhill since Mermaids TBH.

Have you got a beard, by any chance?

We will hammer this shite Burnley team 0-0

Leave them as toontastic's special threads tribute to Steve Bruce's 'aahl ower the shop' tactics.

Shall I merge them or shall I leave it because this is likely to be the only entertainment we get tonight?

Closer in time from my DOB to this team than I am to now and today's team from my DOB......(Probably goes for most on here. Ancient history of winning stuff? Pffft).

Watching a replay of Fiorentina v Sampdoria. The kits, man. Simple, never change and stylish as fuck. Bonus points for Sampdoria as there's no sponsor spoiling it. (Compare their away shirt with ours or Man U's).

I'd be too busy fingering myself to post on here

i'd rather square up to half a dozen drunken yokels from redruth than a swarm of midges from argyll and bute!

Doesn’t even compare to the West Highlands mate. Although it’s a beautiful area, it’s hugely overrun by tourists in summer. As mentioned, if you can decipher the mumbling that the locals use to communicate, you’ll realise they fucking despise you and want you to fuck off ( I spent six months there in my youth working near Tintagel and Boscastle).

Their ultimate plan is just to get everyone wearing cool ninja masks.

Apparently he’s being replaced by Pequeño Vespa. Edit : I’ve had a couple of cans. This is a fucking terrible post. Even worse that I had to use google translate to create it. The new Joe Bonamassa is good.

(like a privy door).

Do you know Cleopatra?

Fuck, you're right. Don't know where I got that from. Talking out of my arse in fairness.

Every picture tells a story

So is anyone else questioning their life choices as they settle down to spend their Saturday night watching this?

Jinx no retaliation can't speak until I say your full name

Loses points with 'Nintendo'. (I've actually ordered the shorts from that kit). Would love either of these.....

Literally had eyes in the back of his head, aye?

They are simultaneously too ineffective to stop Trump when he succeeds and too powerful to overcome whenever he fails to deliver. Just like "antifa", which are both a terrifying scourge that law enforcement are powerless to stop from burning cities down, but also laughable and weak enough that a bunch of hillbillies with varmint guns could defeat them in the case of a second civil war. COVID is both not real and a Chinese bioweapon, election fraud is real except when Republicans are doing it, black lives matter except when you need the white supremacist vote, "science" matters when it's hydroxycholoroquine and voodoo doctors talking about demon semen, but not real when it pertains to climate change or quarantine...I could go on. Failure is success, facts are fake news, murdering dictators are allies and friends, up is down. I've spoken to a number of people who want the COVID to kill Trump off. Absolutely not. That will only continue to fuel the insanity of the cult he's coalesced around himself (not created, because these lunatics have been around for decades, but he's definitely their figurehead.) We need him to LOSE the election and lose the Senate as well. America needs to repudiate his wretched presidency and everything it stands for. If he dies, the job isn't done. I wish him a speedy recovery.

I like the way he @s Fox News as if they're going to lead with this breaking story on the 10 o'clock news.