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They are simultaneously too ineffective to stop Trump when he succeeds and too powerful to overcome whenever he fails to deliver. Just like "antifa", which are both a terrifying scourge that law enforcement are powerless to stop from burning cities down, but also laughable and weak enough that a bunch of hillbillies with varmint guns could defeat them in the case of a second civil war. COVID is both not real and a Chinese bioweapon, election fraud is real except when Republicans are doing it, black lives matter except when you need the white supremacist vote, "science" matters when it's hydroxycholoroquine and voodoo doctors talking about demon semen, but not real when it pertains to climate change or quarantine...I could go on. Failure is success, facts are fake news, murdering dictators are allies and friends, up is down. I've spoken to a number of people who want the COVID to kill Trump off. Absolutely not. That will only continue to fuel the insanity of the cult he's coalesced around himself (not created, because these lunatics have been around for decades, but he's definitely their figurehead.) We need him to LOSE the election and lose the Senate as well. America needs to repudiate his wretched presidency and everything it stands for. If he dies, the job isn't done. I wish him a speedy recovery.

That’s breath taking ignorance.

He got a bounce off of the Cheeky Girls instead. Could be worse.

I mean, who could’ve predicted that?

Weird how he's in all the risk categories for pretty much every other illness too. It's almost like being a fat sedentary old man with a terrible diet is unwise.

Until your next disciplinary anyway

I'd have given you a like for that if it was delivered quicker

( btw, enable “safe search” before googling that gif. ).

FETCH THE BLEACH!

At least it doesn’t seem to bother you.

'that amuses me somewhat' What a cunt.

The rest of her looks like someone photoshopped her face onto someone else's body, and that they've spent the last 40 years eating entirely different dinners.

That’s absurd if that was given.

Her head genuinely looks like someone has photoshopped the top half of one person's face with the bottom half of another person, when they were both looking slightly different directions.

They will beat us handily if we play like we have so far this season. Team who have a style of play

Do you keep telling yourself you’re not a boring cunt like?

Shelvey translation: "Yeah two or three years ago we had an elite manager who was constantly on our back drilling us like fuck and who was quite happy to drop you if you weren't applying any effort or continually ignoring his instructions. It was a pain in the arse if I'm quite honest. Thank fuck for Steve."

Aye, that one is undeniable too.

I hope his life's fucked tbh. Doubt it given the cronyism that abounds though. How did we get to the point where incompetent, arrogant cunts like him not only got into these positions but also think their ineptitude on such a serious matter shouldn’t be scrutinised in Parliament? When you think about it, it’s absolutely absurd but hardly anyone seems to give a fuck.

Very convenient timing, also looking for sympathy votes obviously.

Is he pulling this shit to get out of the debates?

Him and the slag have tested positive.

I dunno. Incompetence, failure, arrogance and dishonesty appear to be essential criteria for high office these days.

If you think the Dier handball for Spurs was unlucky, check this one out

Well if your lot could take a fucking hint.

Didn't even work either, you're still a pain in the tits.

Get him in a fecking camp, pronto.

I assume their next plan is to scour the globe for knowledge of the ancient rituals to summon forth Poseidon and have him do their bidding

Fucking cowards.

Two or three years ago. Or more recently, on Sunday when Carroll came on.

Serious cowardice shown by Krafth for the Newport goal.