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Guessing his home is a lean-to in the woods, scruffy lord of the rings looking twat.

If either the energy drink or the data systems company were moderately successful (let alone living up to the claims he makes) than you would imagine it would be difficult for one person to be the CEO in both companies let alone doing all this other stuff. It makes you wonder if he’s not quite all he claims to be.

Including making eye contact. (I'm aware that's in London but it gave me a giggle. As if we willingly acknowledge each other down here anyway.)

I want one of them to find a can of that stuff for sale and it to to turn out to be blue

Aye pal, course they are.

The thing with the Netflix show is that it was done with the makers totally onside, Sunderland fans themselves and hoping to highlight the club and big it up on what was meant to be a promotion year. Imagine if they wanted to do a hatchet job on them? Could've just used CCTV and phoned it in if that was the case.

Worst case scenario, give the baby a bucket and sponge and say you're paying them to do your windows. Sorted.

Yeah daughters on the phone to Mrs T now she's rang the health visitor who said it's still ok to come over tomorrow . We're not seeing any of the other kids or grandkids she's the only one.

Please nobody make extended eye contact with my mam

Tweets about as well as he sings.

Aye, it was done really sympathetically and it was still hilarious

What's the fucking point in that clownshoe coming along? Let the people with brains and ordered thoughts do it, and let them answer any questions that come their way. I've said it before and I recognise that it's a dismal thing to say, but we'd all have been better off if that prick had never emerged from the hospital.

When they empty Johnson’s bottle bin, it must sound like a building exploding, the alky bastard

Even that kid who was generally quite sensible (sort of knew they were shit really but got a bit excited when they splashed some cash) had a house full of cheap, club shop tat

Why? Just why?

The bairn started secondary school a couple of weeks ago. Within 3 days we were notified that 3 6th formers had tested positive and the whole of 6th form had to isolate whilst they waited on guidance from PHE which they couldn’t get because it was the weekend. A few days later one of the kids in J’s year tested positive. The guidance was for kids that had been in his immediate contact to isolate for 2 weeks but the rest of the year could come in. Siblings of the isolating kids were still instructed to come in as normal. It’s a shitshow. Icing on the cake was when the bairn came back from his dad with symptoms. I was pretty convinced it was a heavy cold but also shitting myself. I also had to break the news that his/our lovely cat had died over that weekend and spent the next couple of hours consoling him while he covered me in tears and snot while I literally held my breath as much as possible. Ended up getting him a test through work which was negative. My second thought, after the relief, was the thought that if I ended up catching the fucking thing via school after intubating Covid-+ve patients for 6 months then I’d be raging.

You mean this one?

One of those rare occasions that you're actually glad the video quality is so bad.

I believe the guidelines are that you should tell the curtain twitchers to fuck right off and then post some dogshit through their letterbox in the middle of the night.

Say the bairn is cleaning the chimney and Rees Mogg'll support your position.

MF with his best ‘sexy glance’.

So you cant meet anyone from another household even in the pub, so given anyone in the pub is from another household ergo you can't go into a pub ?????????????

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/coronavirus-rules-chaos-not-even-22759260 Gillian Keegan Boris's official spokesperson doesnt know the rules ffs

France was fill out a form with time you left house, where you were going and why, only one person in a car etc. Polis were everywhere checking, if you were off route you were fined on the spot.

It's crazy, all along I've applied my own rules and been extremely risk averse (way more so than just staying "alert") shit I even unilaterally locked down 3 weeks before the Gov't said shit (I work with French/Spanish folks) so understood what was coming, yet I can't undertake a very low risk visit (or be visited) to/by family but I can go to the pub. I am no less cautious, yet loads are, have been all along and will continue to be. As I said before, they can fuck off, I'll continue to be extremely careful and will abide by my own strict rules. On the subject of the French/Spanish folks - we weren't ever properly locked down to start with, compared to what they went through.

I’m absolutely not school-bashing - they’re doing absolutely everything they can. Positive cases are inevitable and we just have to accept that. The alternative of going back to home-schooling would genuinely tip me over the edge and I’ve got a child who would get himself up in the morning and crack on with schoolwork without being hassled.

Nah, this one

It was only in May so fair do's, easy to miss in your research if you spent less than the 20 seconds I did. https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3084634/china-adds-long-term-organ-damage-list-effects-covid-19

It's not getting less deadly from a biological perspective. The demographic getting it now are currently younger and treatment is better. The case rate from March is irrelevant because the only people tested back then were seriously ill being admitted to hospital. A lot of the most vulnerable people have already died also. The infection rate, and therfore death rate probably won't ever get as high before because people now socially distance and we have access to PPE.

Somewhere around mid-2005, I believe.

Kieron retired years ago.

Like when we obstructed the mackems from the Fulwell end mate

Think I know ugly mackem’s alter ego....it’s been there for years, hiding in plain sight....

What a thoroughly unlikable shithouse

Bruce as the var was being played....

I fucking hate VAR like, it’s funny to see Spurs get mugged off but I’d be fuming if that was us.

I'd take Eddie Large over Bruce.

If Rafa had been given the money that's been spent since he's left to spend on who he wanted, we'd have cemented a place in the lower half of the top ten this season. Of that I have no doubt.

I really hate this version of Newcastle United

That’s Jose off the mackems Christmas list.

I haven’t watched it, you throbbing arse-grape.

On the other hand, Edwards is an Orient fan... Therefore....

Where’s the shots of the back entrance?

Fuck off.

One of my mam’s uncles played alongside Bob Paisley for Bishop Auckland, winning the Amateur FA Cup in 1939 with him. His last words were “ Tell essembee -Fulwell End 1972, I was there!” * one of the above statements may be “alternative facts, covfefe”.

Well it’s about time someone stood up for the police’s right to shoot black people.