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Guessing his home is a lean-to in the woods, scruffy lord of the rings looking twat.

If either the energy drink or the data systems company were moderately successful (let alone living up to the claims he makes) than you would imagine it would be difficult for one person to be the CEO in both companies let alone doing all this other stuff. It makes you wonder if he’s not quite all he claims to be.

Including making eye contact. (I'm aware that's in London but it gave me a giggle. As if we willingly acknowledge each other down here anyway.)

I want one of them to find a can of that stuff for sale and it to to turn out to be blue

Aye pal, course they are.

The thing with the Netflix show is that it was done with the makers totally onside, Sunderland fans themselves and hoping to highlight the club and big it up on what was meant to be a promotion year. Imagine if they wanted to do a hatchet job on them? Could've just used CCTV and phoned it in if that was the case.

Worst case scenario, give the baby a bucket and sponge and say you're paying them to do your windows. Sorted.

Yeah daughters on the phone to Mrs T now she's rang the health visitor who said it's still ok to come over tomorrow . We're not seeing any of the other kids or grandkids she's the only one.

Please nobody make extended eye contact with my mam

Tweets about as well as he sings.

Aye, it was done really sympathetically and it was still hilarious

What's the fucking point in that clownshoe coming along? Let the people with brains and ordered thoughts do it, and let them answer any questions that come their way. I've said it before and I recognise that it's a dismal thing to say, but we'd all have been better off if that prick had never emerged from the hospital.

When they empty Johnson’s bottle bin, it must sound like a building exploding, the alky bastard

Even that kid who was generally quite sensible (sort of knew they were shit really but got a bit excited when they splashed some cash) had a house full of cheap, club shop tat

Why? Just why?

The bairn started secondary school a couple of weeks ago. Within 3 days we were notified that 3 6th formers had tested positive and the whole of 6th form had to isolate whilst they waited on guidance from PHE which they couldn’t get because it was the weekend. A few days later one of the kids in J’s year tested positive. The guidance was for kids that had been in his immediate contact to isolate for 2 weeks but the rest of the year could come in. Siblings of the isolating kids were still instructed to come in as normal. It’s a shitshow. Icing on the cake was when the bairn came back from his dad with symptoms. I was pretty convinced it was a heavy cold but also shitting myself. I also had to break the news that his/our lovely cat had died over that weekend and spent the next couple of hours consoling him while he covered me in tears and snot while I literally held my breath as much as possible. Ended up getting him a test through work which was negative. My second thought, after the relief, was the thought that if I ended up catching the fucking thing via school after intubating Covid-+ve patients for 6 months then I’d be raging.

You mean this one?

One of those rare occasions that you're actually glad the video quality is so bad.

Estimated 100,000 per day at the peak. But this isn't good news imo. Lots of people still aren't getting tested, so the real figure is more. But the worrying thing is the positivity rate, now 11% in Newcastle. Less than a month ago it was about 2% iirc. And hospitals are.beginning to fill again.

Joelinton and...?

So you cant meet anyone from another household even in the pub, so given anyone in the pub is from another household ergo you can't go into a pub ?????????????

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/coronavirus-rules-chaos-not-even-22759260 Gillian Keegan Boris's official spokesperson doesnt know the rules ffs

this gormless twat has got 8k subscribers

The only chance of a proper lockdown again is if the hospitals look like they're going to become overwhelmed. At the moment the admissions rate is just below 300 per day and that's manageable so I wouldn't expect any proper change in the rules for a while.

France was fill out a form with time you left house, where you were going and why, only one person in a car etc. Polis were everywhere checking, if you were off route you were fined on the spot.

Aye, I thought that at the time and it's hilarious seeing all the L1B3RTY!!!1! QAnon bedwetters in Trafalgar Square acting as if we've ever had it remotely as bad as what they did even then, never mind now.

Locked down too late, didn't lock down properly AND opened back up too early, everything was a shambles.

They started the go back to work thing when 1. They thought it was beaten and 2. Property based donors arses started to twitch. They really are incompetent, callous scum.

The workplace issue has been so badly handled. People perfectly capable of working from home being more or less bullied into going back with the government suggesting people could lose their jobs if they didn’t. It’s absolutely obvious spending c. 40 hours a week with people without PPE, sharing toilets, kitchens and other communal areas and so on was bound to lead to more infections. You can see the argument for schools reopening whether you agree with it or not but why people who could work from home were being encouraged not to is just another example of gross negligence. Universities too. It’s shite for students if they miss out on the social side but at the same time, it’s not like loafing about and partying whilst doing a pointless degree (which, if we’re being honest applies to fucking loads of them) is a necessity or the human right it’s almost being made out to be. It’s having an impact on a lot of middle class white kids though so it’s the end of the world.

Is this the same middle-aged Mackem that posts terrible songs on YouTube whilst necking pints in his Mams attic?

Could be worse, you could be Dr Gloom and be teaching your kids that 800 divided by 3 is 200. I would advocate keeping their school open given that context.

Good man

Lass to bloke: 'Ya yewzing that Lang stick cozza covid, marra?" Bloke to lass: "Nah, petal, it's coz ya minge is honking. FTM."

Think I know ugly mackem’s alter ego....it’s been there for years, hiding in plain sight....

What a thoroughly unlikable shithouse

Bruce as the var was being played....

I don’t like VAR but in this instance it’s the handball law to blame. It’s mental. But it’s Mourinho and Spurs so it’s fucking brilliant

I fucking hate VAR like, it’s funny to see Spurs get mugged off but I’d be fuming if that was us.

I'd take Eddie Large over Bruce.

I really hate this version of Newcastle United

Too slim for that to be Brewcey, and the N would be a M

Bruce looks well up for this one

I haven’t watched it, you throbbing arse-grape.

On the other hand, Edwards is an Orient fan... Therefore....

Where’s the shots of the back entrance?

Brewcey, The Special Needs One.