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Brewcey, The Special Needs One.

That picture of him coked off his nut meeting Ben Arfa was funny though

I've got him on linkedin, I might ask him in a public post if he's stopped sucking cocks for baccy yet.

Well it worked okay for Chez Given iirc. Got him off the streets sucking cocks for baccy, and now he eats pigs legs in a swanky pad in Paris.

For those of you still wondering what to get CT for Christmas.

See which causes most embarrassment

£3:00 for 752 pages.… Asda Boldon sell Andrex 4 packs, 800 sheets in total for £2:50.

Owning shares in a pharmaceutcal company is not a crime. Its a potential CoI but these are transparently declared at all committee level medical meetings and briefings ive been to. Vallance has done nothing wrong at all. I get sick of all the pharma bashing. These companies, and GSK in particular, are going to be the solution to this crisis. Its one industry the UK haa excelled in and we should be proud of. Instead, we've massively fucked them over with Brexit. Lets see how that works out.

1: Who did you tell? 2: What did you tell them? 3: Why wouldn’t they ( whoever they are), have it ( whatever it is)? 4: You know what happens when you don’t take your tablets.

One of my mam’s uncles played alongside Bob Paisley for Bishop Auckland, winning the Amateur FA Cup in 1939 with him. His last words were “ Tell essembee -Fulwell End 1972, I was there!” * one of the above statements may be “alternative facts, covfefe”.

“ The Mountain Gorilla has the smallest penis size of all the primates, at 1.5 inches erect”. Having watched these clownshoes, the above statement is clearly no longer true.

Well it’s about time someone stood up for the police’s right to shoot black people.

I signed up for similar reasons as everyone at work has it. I stopped using Facebook as it is fucking shite and my timeline was just filled with narcissist arseholes. Linkedin takes the arseholery to another level. The lack of self awareness on there is absolutely astonishing. As far as I can tell, it’s only useful if you need a good sneer once in a while.

Could still be worth it for the No Deal stockpile tbh

Try working for one of the cunts and see how great they are

Hope your lump turns out to be nowt. And good news about your dad and job.

JUST ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!

My gym are doing the qr code but have a get out clause for anyone without a smartphone to just ensure they have up to date contact details. I suppose that will apply to refuseniks too. I downloaded it even though I don't really go that far out and about - I just think anything that can help is worth any downside.

LeazesMag, is that you?

Didn’t realise you were so homophonic.

Did you win £5 ewerk?

Aye once it gets to the point Joelinton has scored twice it’s rude to celebrate.

Over the moon we won the League cup last night, first trophy since 1969, great news.

Dean Jones RIP only 59 !!