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It will if you stop posting

“Everyone keep working but have no social life or relief whatsoever *whip crack*”

If his grammar is anything to by, Ryder didn’t do enough English homework at school.

Problem is that “you don’t change a winning side” is such an outdated mentality. You needed more pace in the side to counteract Brighton and Carroll was never going to have any luck against 3 commanding centre halves. It shows a total lack of preparation, flexibility and nous. Not to mention his inability to coach and use his full squad in any kind of flexible manner. Brighton are a light year ahead of us in coaching and overall managerial vision; they’re aggressive with youth, they have a philosophy driven by Ashworth and they’re perfectly set up to exploit and batter one-note shambolic outfits like us

FUCKING GET IN!!!! ..... My stream has froze

Alright essembee

Messaging from Hancock on Marr earlier was all about people following the rules. If you do as you’re told, we might avoid a second national lockdown, in other words. A blatant attempt to shift the blame away from the government’s failures and its contradictory and confused messaging. He even managed it with a straight face. Go to work, eat out to help out, get on a train, a bus - go to the cinema, a pub, a theme park. But whatever you do, don’t invite your family over for dinner otherwise we’ll have to take your freedom away again. Oh, and there’s a 10k fine heading your way if you step out for some fresh air while self isolating. Unless you’re a responsible parent - in that case you can drive from London to Durham.

What was 50 cents response?

Perming his hair.

QAnon is here.

Tynemouth market and vinyl shopping seemed the best option today. And probably next week too. And midweek when it is shut.

To be honest he looked lethargic from the start.

Nah,he knew what he was doing and it’s regular behaviour from the clueless,useless coward.

Many thanks for that. Clear pen for the first goal. WTF was Lascelles thinking of when he sprinted forward instead of running back to get closer or even challenge the Brighton striker for the second. For the third,100% cowardice shown by the useless/clueless Lascelles.

I hope he is fucking hating his life, the useless fat cunt.

FYP

Was hoping we were decent after the first game, seems like it was more that West Ham are really, really shit. Another season of hoping there are at least 3 worse. Hopefully Ashley suing the heck out the PL can force a sale.

Aye, time to face the realism that Steve Bruce is a total dinosaur who can’t coach players in the slightest. How every single player needs 3 touches to control a pass, set themselves and move it on is ridiculous

John Carver looked at that in shame

Don’t be krul.

We're going to need to roll up wuh sleeves and dust wuhselves down after this. Getting wuh backsides kicked

Shelvey’s delivery has been atrocious

Feels like half our players have had a kick at Lamptey.

We can have a sweepstake about what Luke Edwards is doing today...

Surely a matter of time till we get a man sent off

Don't like playing wide? Here, play against this kid who is tearing all our players new arseholes... you'll love it!

Bruce and his line up are getting torn to shreds. Didn't fancy us at all today. The fact he's moving people around says it all but keeping the same formation. He's a pudding, really.

They were saying how Hendrick doesn't like playing out wide. Good old bruce. Square peg round holes as per.

Say please and he might.

Brighton will regret scoring this early

I’ll come round and sort it for for £20

This is it

*Kieron Dyer has entered the thread*

We'd better re-sign Tony Green then, he'll have a good ten years left in his legs.

I’m quite impressed with Angela Rayner, I thought she did brilliantly at PMQs and took Johnson apart. And she’s got cracking tits.

Honestly if Gandalf the Tramp buys the mackems they’ll in league two before you can say “why’s that schoolgirl getting in that strangers Land Rover?”

"John Barnes goes to take a corner kick. What happens next?"

https://www.nufc.co.uk/nufc-tv/latest-videos/bruce-we-cant-and-wont-accept-what-weve-just-witnessed/ Bruce "we have to accept it" Bruce a bit later "we won't accept it"