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Needless to say, when one of his kids needed a test recently, they got one... Coronavirus: Rees-Mogg self-isolating after child tested https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54103002 Article doesn’t clarify if it was Perfidious or Manglesplatt who was infected but you get the idea...

I’ve spruced this bad boy up a bit and it’s been christened “”Pamela Anderson” by the “idiot alarm” * WhatsApp group as it’s “a fuckin old bike from the 1980s” * the current Mrs PL’s term for 10 or so fellow twats...

What a horrible stuck up twat Rees-mogg is.

Has cricket started back up yet?

Called it.

Geordies were wearing biohazard suits at Boro games 20 years ago. Ahead of their time.

Blackstone Chambers wouldn't let ashley in unless he changed his dan dare jeans, ashley said "no, fack you ! " It's all over

CT’s mushroom has just released spores.

@The Fish - so this is what it looks like

No no nooooo

This, exactly same in the borders, all organised and everyone playing by the rules

All in favour vote AYE

Just got back from Edinburgh, train virtually empty there and back. Still quite busy in Edinburgh but they are much better organised than England, it's masks in all venues when you're not sitting at your table. Much clearer systems of working and everyone was sticking to it. Most places still open aswell. Great city.

just meet in the pub. or have a picnic on a train

In a similar vein, technically I should rebook my train ticket and go back to London today before the restrictions come in, since I'm not meant to be staying with my parents now. But given that I've already been doing so for three days and literally nothing will be changing in terms of the risk we do or don't pose to each other or to others, we're also going to apply the Barnard Castle Exemption, funnily enough.

is anyone sticking to this? My wife arranged weeks ago to see the MIL for lunch tomorrow. She's still going. It literally makes no sense to me that you can meet a stranger in a restaurant but not a family member. I'm still going to see my sister and parents at their house when I need to. I'll go back to wearing a mask and doing all the relevant hygiene, but no way can I not see them at this point in their lives. Call it breaking the rules in a specific and limited way. Or doing a Barnard Castle.

7 hours a week for a 100k salary. Despite being beyond useless. I really hate these cunts.

Money laundering? Hoffenheim have some pictures of Mike Ashley he doesn’t want us to see? Our scouts are fucking shit?

I was just pointing out Bruce was talking shite when he claimed the lad’s a grafter. And he’s the one who has kept picking him

"Put the mask on " says the swan

There definitely should be some kind of gift from the league that can afford it, to those that were barely surviving before.

What’s the Story? Boring Tory was quite a funny comment I thought. The worst of it is it’s probably just his latest attempt to appeal to what he perceives as his audience. And he’s probably right on that score,

Seem to remember someone behind me at one game saying we'd have been better off signing Fu Manchu.

I seem to remember Shearer signalling to the bench to get him off about 2 mins after he came in in one match

Good lad/lass.

Bookmarked mate.

weirdest transfer ever. when the news broke we were paying £40m for a striker it piqued interest. we all checked his youtube highlights and goals record, which clubs he has played for, and wondered what they scouts saw that wasn't obvious to the rest of us to justify such a massive price tag. we're still wondering.

Phone rings - "Hello I'm scouting for NUFC what's Joelinton like" Answer "total cacka" Scout "Great" hangs up Scout to Mikey, "he's just like Kaka, we can get him for £40 million"

Aye, I've been a bit more supportive of Joelinton, but when he puts in performances like last night, he doesn't help himself. Part of me understands it, he's low in confidence, playing in a role he's not suited to, again. Most of the blame lies with the manager and the recruitment team, but he shoulders plenty himself. Reminds me of Luque.

A buying club hopefully