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Bookmarked mate.

Called it.

"Put the mask on " says the swan

Good lad/lass.

Phone rings - "Hello I'm scouting for NUFC what's Joelinton like" Answer "total cacka" Scout "Great" hangs up Scout to Mikey, "he's just like Kaka, we can get him for £40 million"

Geordies were wearing biohazard suits at Boro games 20 years ago. Ahead of their time.

They probably had to pay Sol Campbell in gold, the Tory cunt

There definitely should be some kind of gift from the league that can afford it, to those that were barely surviving before.

Seem to remember someone behind me at one game saying we'd have been better off signing Fu Manchu.

Yes. Once infected your body is hijacked into manufacturing many trillions of virions. The load you infect someone else with is dependent on whether you cough or sneeze, how close you are, and if you have a particularly high virion count yourself (e.g. are a super spreader). The former are modifiable, you can't change the latter and I don't see why that would change with time.

This is worth your time. Conclusion seems to be that this current wave is a lot different to the last one (at least so far), in a good, reassuring way. And this is mainstream, Sky News, not some wackjob.

I forgot Donald Pleasence used to play in goal for man u

Apparently it's going to be announced tomorrow

If you're Newcastle United and you have a £40m player at your disposal then you give him as much of a chance as you can to adjust to a new league. I can criticise Bruce for a lot of things but like the rest of us he must've been thinking there was some reason we paid that money for him.

Just to bring a smile to those of you that have no time or respect for cheating cunts like Smith, Cricket Australia is just about to be shafted out of the ridiculous fortune they were making from their latest TV deal. The only down side is Murdoch owns Foxsports, so that horrible cunt is saving more money that he won't pay tax on! https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/sep/15/relationship-further-stretched-as-seven-refuses-to-pay-cricket-australia-in-full

https://www.cebm.net/covid-19/infectious-positive-pcr-test-result-covid-19/ The video below (the format looks a bit wackjob but the content is not dissimilar to the Sky News one - edit to clarify this. The content is different but the data used, ie cases up, no rise in deaths, is similar) suggests that the above link explains in part why we are seeing an increase in positive tests without an equivalent increase in hospitalizations and deaths. I'll let you read the CEBM piece cos it'll make more sense to you than it does to me, although I understood their conclusion. Video below puts some context around it and is only 8 minutes long.

What’s the Story? Boring Tory was quite a funny comment I thought. The worst of it is it’s probably just his latest attempt to appeal to what he perceives as his audience. And he’s probably right on that score,

I seem to remember Shearer signalling to the bench to get him off about 2 mins after he came in in one match

For all Wood is a joy to watch steaming in and obviously a massive threat with his pace, I doubt he would have been able to keep it as tight as the likes of Curran(s). I know he actually had the best economy in the first match but keeping it really tight just isn’t his game.

Aye, I've been a bit more supportive of Joelinton, but when he puts in performances like last night, he doesn't help himself. Part of me understands it, he's low in confidence, playing in a role he's not suited to, again. Most of the blame lies with the manager and the recruitment team, but he shoulders plenty himself. Reminds me of Luque.

A buying club hopefully

I think it must be because of Johnson and Farage’s long and distinguished military careers

Fyp

Woody might have the wrong end of the stick there. Buzz looks like he is buzzing at the prospect of it. Jessie, Bo Peep, Mrs Potato head, Andy's mum. I might be over thinking.

that's fantastic mate. what do you reckon to mine?...... joelinton is a striker, he's also a brazilian. he scores that many goals, he cost us forty million.

I had the choice that year to either come over to watch the one against Manchester or the one against Liverpool...

Agreed....it's more a pastime for cunts & their enablers....

One of my mates who was a big Oasis fan back in the day always used to say that Liam just acted like a cunt, but Noel actually is one

He’s the biggest bullshitter going. The daft shite probably hasn’t even bid for the club. I hope he does take them over mind, I imagine he will immediately post pictures of himself in a mackem top at Anfield alluding that he’s about to sign a Liverpool player, then it turns out he just paid for a ground tour. Surely the mackems are seeing through this bloke.

Honestly if Gandalf the Tramp buys the mackems they’ll in league two before you can say “why’s that schoolgirl getting in that strangers Land Rover?”

Yes, I can't wait for you to show the mackems what you can do as well

My old man has days, at the most, left. Good luck to anyone trying to stop me seeing him. It’ll be The Rule Of Five.… Five Knuckles.… I’ll hit them

Bruce... "Joe has always, always worked his socks off, and given the club the best he can. He’s got to dust himself down and get on with the challenge in front of him. He’s big enough to take it. He had a frustrating night, it’s far to say. But he’ll keep working away, and I’m sure he’ll be Ok"