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hoy carl, when essembee speaks you'd best be listening. he had his martins laces confiscated more times than all the other boot boys on the leazes end put together. he also wrote the lyrics for 'you're going home in a fucking ambulance' he's getting on a bit now, but i salute him.

I remember a number of their fans banging on about how much better than S Longstaff he is, obviously without having met his parents.

You see that little bright dot in the night sky? That's Jupiter. The distance from earth to Jupiter is how far.

At least Edwards will have been able to tell the truth about having seen the game

This is what separates your Ryders from your Caulkins.

He’s never been the same since losing Remi Streete as his nark.

i miss the 70s match day atmosphere mate, i really do. i remember beating liverpool 1-0 paul cannell scored the goal and for whatever reason i barfed up the contents of me prematch lunch of fish fingers and beans, most of which went all over some bigger, older and undoubtedly harder lads gleaming astronaut boots. he was in the process of instructing me to lick them clean when i fled. kept away from that little area of the leazes for the rest of the season. happy days!

I think, with the rise in cases, the league needs to end now with all positions taken as final

It’s no ‘Shoes off if you love the Toon’ like.

She gave Caulkin the exclusive interview.

Promising start. Nice 0.2 as predicted (£180 thanks to PP) Only 9 more wins and half a dozen draws and we're safe as houses.

I think Amanda must have said something nasty to him.

Bruce?

Carl needs to get up to speed quick. ’We took the Fulwell eeesy’

Ridiculous that the collapse of the takeover and Ashley attacking the Premierleague wasn’t mentioned at all during Match of the day. It is like nothing really happened in this regard with Shearer speaking of a positive week for the club. Journalists from the national media seem very reluctant to touch the topic and question the handling of the process by the PL. I doubt it would be the same if it was one of the clubs from the top of the table.

Fair play to old cabbage heed: he seems to have bought well this window, helped by Ashley seemingly leaving him to get in with it. But yesterday’s performance, albeit against a rank West Ham side, was one of the most encouraging starts to a PL season.

Bruce will no doubt unlock his full potential

Some finish by Hendrick. Makes you wonder how many decent players there are around being nullified by managers like Dyche

Aye, morons the lot of them. Sad mackem bastards is a very appropriate nick name for them.

BUILD THE STATUE

True legend in the game RIP

All the likes for the OP

Only thing. I would like to have seen Miggy on sooner when we were dropping deeper late on in the second half. Wilson I am loving atm. Especially after that. His whole attitude is great especially fucking those Villa cunts off.

No. He’s fucking shit.

Gloom still too drunk to realise he’s posting in the wrong thread.

Fuck me Optimism

Get in! You blowing bubbles cunts

SIMPSON!

Toots Hibbert, reggae legend, has died at 77. Looks like C19 got him. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54129388 and, of course,

Help yourself ladies, for some funny reason I'm guessing he's single and available.