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Gloom still too drunk to realise he’s posting in the wrong thread.

Nice of Brewcey to give us a reminder of what a snide, arse licking cunt of a man he is

This is what separates your Ryders from your Caulkins.

I’m going to call him ZZ Bottom from now on.

Meanwhile, in the land of Unicorns and Rainbows....

It’s come to something on here when a lad can’t go to York and pick up a delivery of used knickers without getting the piss taken mercilessly.

I wondered where the fuck everyone was

I knew keeping him on was a good idea.

SIMPSON!

Apparently this is from a driving experience day he paid to be at over a year ago . This bloke is so fucking weird.

Help yourself ladies, for some funny reason I'm guessing he's single and available.

i'd fucking donate to the tory party to get the takeover to go through and i've spent since 1979 utterly despising them. bearing in mind about 2 pages back i stated i'd like to see mike ashley win a court case, i'm starting to seriously question me own sanity!

liverpool can go and fuck themselves. hope it's at least 60 years before they win their next title.

In case you missed it That was great. Loads of positives. Debutants all looked good. I was particularly impressed by Wilson. Hendrick looks decent too. And the full back. Almiron was lively off the bench. Feels like we have competition for places for the first time in ages

Tremendous. Let's fuck up the corrupt pl status quo. Howay Lads!

Get in! You blowing bubbles cunts

That half was better than 90% of all last season

I don't know what's more mental, his Catweazle beard or his fucking head. Either way, someone needs to stage an intervention soon. Not so soon so we can't get a few more laughs from the crazy cunt though.

Seems like my twitter timeline has completely forgotten that Leeds are a bunch of cunts. Whats going on?

I laugh every time I see this

What planet is that bloke on. Are the mackems still buzzing at the prospect of him coming in?

Sure enough, first thing he did was give a foul away

3-0 down and Mitrovic is coming on. He’ll have a card in no time. Are you watching Rafa!?

Fulham look refreshingly shite.

If they made a donation to the Conservative party the takeover would go through in about half an hour.

Why would she have any more of an insight into this than other scientists? It's not like she's claiming to have escaped the lab with this information, she's claiming she can identify it from the genome sequence. If thats true, why has every other scientist in the world missed it? If she gets her work past peer review I'll treat it seriously. The idea that she's intending to release the information so that laymen can understand it is concerning - means she can just create a narrative that vaguely looks like it fits, release it to the public and it'll be swallowed whole without any scrutiny.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/i’d-sack-parkinson-if-we-don’t-win-tomorrow.1528036/ Parky oot

There’s not a lot to ask on that subject though, is there? Q: Kim Kardashian became famous for sucking someone off - who did she fellate for fame? A: Jimmy Savile. C: Bill Clinton B: Some Bloke D: Her Stepdad

Even weirder

Sounds like a shambles

you in any of them? Or just looking through the windows?

I haven't read the internet tonight but was wondering in Ashley clapped Newcastle off tonight? This information is vital to me and I would be enormously grateful if someone at the game could tell me.

Real cutting edge journalism once again.

Staveley did certainly get much prettier with age apart from the bong eyes...

Lovely finish by Hendrick. Hard to judge from one game how good we are, but West ham look shit

Shaddap you face.

If he hasn’t had a proper wash that car is already a Cat C.

Lawrence Dalaglio by the looks of that tackle

Used?

I’m starting to appreciate the fake crowd noise, purely as background noise. I feel like one of those castrated dogs they give the plastic knackas to.

Who can forget his star turn in Wraith and NUFC (Deceased) ?

Alcohol? I'm having a scat party to celebrate the football being on