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Let’s hope your source is as reliable as usual then

Sadly 'One ringpiece to rule them all' wasn't selected as their election slogan.

Considering the result it looks like Grayling got involved on Monday.

Fuck. That.

Steady on

Here's an artist's impression of Steve from a lad on twitter.....

It’s like this moonshot shite. Every time it’s all over the news that test and trace is struggling there’s another, even more ambitious, load of bollocks announced with the sole purpose of distracting the public. What was it? May 1st that the world leading system was going to be up and running? They can’t even come up with a joined up strategy that makes any sense. Don’t gather in groups of more than 6, but you can at the pub with complete strangers, or get on the bus / metro, in a restaurant, at a wedding, at work and at school and wear a mask but allow exemptions without giving anyone the authority to challenge anyone claiming to be exempt.

And then get hundreds of chairs chucked at him. Edit; my memory is playing tricks- it was bottles and cans, the upturned chairs I remember where the ringside media and officials using them to protect their heads from the idiots.

Imagine sitting in that studio, looking horrified at Jim White's lifting crack only to turn your head towards Simon Jordan's dial as he chirps up, then, gasping for some relief you tilt your head towards Steve Wraith and feebly raise a white flag with tears in your eyes and blood trickling slowly from both ears.

Still in ptsdville (surrey). The last few years have been spent avoiding watching football, as it really did annoy me, after a knee issue, though I've been keeping up with the fact we now have a side designed to take 13th place in the league. I'm now road cycling as my only means of exercise. Currently spend my time baiting tory mp's on twitter.... Life is good, hope you are all well.

HF is increasingly trying to be über-clever and trying to take a different stance. As all of these states are autocratic systems you can structure the corporate setup however you like but in the end they will always be dependent on the state if it is involved.

John Terry wife stealing jokes? My god, I’m back in 2010. I must warn everyone of the Coronavirus

The question has to be asked why the Deputy PM and brother of the President of UAE can own Man City yet a higher standard is being applied here.

I now keep my cans in the oven.

Well they seem to have applied a standard to the bid that didn't apply to anyone else. And that seems to have happened because the likes of Liverpool and Spurs used their influence to scupper the deal. I hope the PL get their tits sued right off, the corrupt fuckers.

“ The Rule of Six”… some vacuous little cunt was probably paid a fortune to come up with the Charalatan’s latest buzzword, which fellow empty-vessel Schapps spat out numerous times on a Radio interview this morning. It’s less than 24hrs old and I’m already sick of fucking hearing it. “ We need a new phrase to fool the plebs in to thinking we’re competent” “ What about The Rule Of Six?” “Love it- it’s got a Game of Thrones feel to it, fits right in to our fantasy world where we’ve taken back sovreignty!” “The Rule of Six! The Rule of Six! The Rule of Six!” Cunts. Every last one of them.

STEVE SAYS RELAX. IT’S NOT OVER

And you all laughed at Chopra

my head's in a fucking turmoil here. over the last decade and a bit i've wished ashley all manner of hideous deaths including falling in a skip full of razor wire, being sucked in to a jet engine and having a hellfire missile land on his head. the sort of things really that the sciptwriters of hostel and saw might baulk at. now i find myself fully on board with the loveable fat cunt. go on mikey.... bankrupt the premier league and masters and his mates, the fucking corrupt twats.

I was 12 when he fought Hagler, I watched it at my uncles. He was a huge boxing fan, and I recall him saying Hagler would massacre him beforehand, which me and my cousin were having none of Shameful night what happened afterwards, but clinical from Hagler.

One of my earliest sporting memories is being allowed to stay up and watch Marvin Hagler beat the shit out of him. RIP

STEVE SAYS NAH MATE.

I genuinely don’t see the purpose in them bringing him on, the bloke knows absolutely nothing, is privy to nothing, and is an idiot. To be fair that last bit is probably why they get him on, bring him on as a deluded jawdeee punching bag for Simon Jordan.

The avengers was repeated in my formative years, alright? That cat suit man. SEE WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME DO ON AN OBITUARY THREAD!? SICK.

I also spend my time ‘bating.

Also, nice to see Luke has a sideline going as a DJ Dave Pearce impersonator.

Operation Moonshot ffs. Operation Moonshine, it should be called since it’s obviously come tumbling out of that fat alcoholic shithouse’s candy floss brain

It's better then chucking full cans in the bin like Chopra does

That’s strange...since the takeover went tits I could’ve sworn he’s continually promoted (in descending order of priority/relevance) himself, his tiresome “legends” evenings, his barely literate books about his pathetic gangster obsession, his interest in boxing...errr....I think that’s it?

I still think there’s every chance we’ll walk away from the Yanks with an Australian style trade deal. What a victory that would be.

Based on? mind it’s worth the speculation just to see the mackems’ reaction

"Planning"

Keeping that for Messi.

It's a demographic thing, the large majority of cases now are in people less than 40 who don't get that ill. Also I think social distancing will mean the viral load people receive will be less. And of course don't forget the delay. The fear is what will happen in winter. I think we will go back to high tens/low hundreds death rate for several months. Not as bad as the first wave, but prolonged problems as the virus is now endemic. Will fuck the economy as Brexit hits.

Liverpool didn't sign Olivier Bernard, surely you mean him? Absolute club legend, so great we brought him back for a farewell tour to sit on the bench, raise the spirits of the lads and provide seed money for his crepe endeavours to ensure the north east retained his treasured residency.

This virus has been designed to target places without a till