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my head's in a fucking turmoil here. over the last decade and a bit i've wished ashley all manner of hideous deaths including falling in a skip full of razor wire, being sucked in to a jet engine and having a hellfire missile land on his head. the sort of things really that the sciptwriters of hostel and saw might baulk at. now i find myself fully on board with the loveable fat cunt. go on mikey.... bankrupt the premier league and masters and his mates, the fucking corrupt twats.

I hear he bought from a dyslexic online chemist and ended up with a batch of Kamara pills. Unbelievable Jeff.

This virus has been designed to target places without a till

See, it's starting already.

While he’s there he can have a look for his backers

I’d have it dusted before the late kick off. Not sure wor lass would appreciate me bouncing off the walls either but I’ll have my fun and that’s what matters

all he wanted to do was talk about his beloved club . mean thats what forums are for.

Well he did live in Middlesbrough for eight years.

Autocorrect!

And you all laughed at Chopra

Alcohol isn’t real man, it’s all a placebo invented by China.

https://twitter.com/roydogjackpot90/status/1303775707043188739?s=20

Having every game on telly is mint though. I'm getting SHITFACED on Saturday

He reminds me of the character with high pitched voice from the fast show, the Californian, stoned, scientist.

https://newsthump.com/2020/09/09/man-who-was-planning-to-have-six-friends-over-for-bbq-changes-venue-to-much-safer-rush-hour-tube-train/?fbclid=IwAR1tLnl8B6kYygnBxLaD1Bv3fg5gIGvLAiqdhIHat6kKN71zZ-EHFReDhb0

The way China forced the UK to hold off on the lockdown and made them let Cheltenham go ahead was terrible. They also prevented us from seeing what was happening in Spain, Italy etc. I appreciate her dad had already died but it’s pretty fucking obvious what the article is getting at. With the US going up in flames and it looking more and more like a no deal Brexit it seems like a brilliant time to further strain our relationship with the Chinese.

I’m heading to York for a night where I was supposed to be going to Berlin for 3 days. Can any readers think of a bigger sob story from this pandemic because I certainly can’t.

Meanwhile, Hancock has said the problems with the testing system are due to people using it.

Don't worry. I've heard its fine to break the law in a specific and limited way. Defence sorted.

@Robert123 or should i say Gyan-33 bet you can't wait to get back to seeing the lads https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/second-club-to-follow.1527767/

Social gatherings in groups bigger than six banned from Monday. Brass neck of these cunts telling everyone to go out and spend money eating and drinking and now it’s everyone’s fault for listening to them. Honestly, wish a sinkhole would open and swallow the fuckers up

He'll play up front if Wilson's parents turn out to be wrong'uns.

Probably dipping his head in a bucket full of custard because it’ll be fuck all to do with football.

https://twitter.com/RedRoseMichelle/status/1303771581689344001?s=19

Those Kamagra pills don’t happen to be red, do they?

Imagine the reaction if it was a Labour MP.

Aye, when the rules make no sense, people make their own. Which is fine if you’re sensible. Which most people don’t seem to be

Shit, they've spotted the flaw in his plan.

Well it would be very rude to interrupt people’s weekend plans.

Got to get the pubs packed for the match to squeeze all the money you can out of everyone

Pua cowie jawww

Three massive tits together

Alright man I don’t know I just liked ASMs response. Big dubz to all you fam.

Tbf, it does take a while to settle.

like a pint of Guinness

Well if it's an error they didn't do it on purpose, and every person in the world knowing it originated in your country doesn't strike me as the perfect cover up. But hey ho, carry on

To be fair, at this point, Seydiou Doumbia is probably worth more

It's the 'West Ham way'©.

Is today the day the hairy Walter Mitty's bid will be accepted?

We're unquestionably a comparative shit stain by that metric

Proverbs 17:28

No you didn’t.