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'The road to Wembley pull out in the evening chronicle tomorrow starts off with a preview of Blackburn Rovers at home and a date with former Magpie starlet and young Geordie, Adam Armstrong with the incentive of a trip to play a certain Joseph Barton once of the parish of the cathedral on the hill and wearer of THAT tache when he scored against Aston Villa in the revenge 6-0 dribbling following the relegation 'Sob on the Tyne' - Gate. Also read what former NUFC and Blackburn striker Louis Saha makes of the tie.'

“ In case of emergency; 1. Remain seated on your fat arse. 2. Scream. 3. Do not put on a Lifejacket, it’s what Big Gubmint wants you to do.

It's been christened 'Dumbkirk' so I see.

He can slot in at right back in a pinch, continuing the family line.

I imagine it's in the local garage a lot. But he'll most likely give it another year.

All the Trump dipshits have turned up at a lake for another of their pro-Trump boat parades. Anyway they've blared about creating massive wakes and a number of boats are in distress and some have sunk altogether. Obviously they are claiming online that Antifa terrorists have sunk their boat. Presumably Antifa has a submarine division.

Nice to meet you.

Still not as good as this punch.....

Him and Mr. Hands, cracking a horse beer and swapping tales over a nice bag of oats.

He always looks like he smells of whisky and Woodbines.

Ernest Borgnine btw.

There's a video of the Maga's getting an unexpected wash somewhere. I'll have a look. Here it is.

They come from good families so I’m happy

See what you did there

anybody checked out the suitability of the parenting these new lads had yet?

I’m dubious that he’s any better than Gayle, but ANYONE is better than Joelinton! I was also proved wrong about Rondon so...

Mad seeing all those Tory war shaggers who think they’d offer up the ultimate sacrifice if it ever came round again, complaining about wearing a mask though.

I bring you people black Barnesy and this is the thanks I get.

Took the bairns football training at wallsend this morning and there was a bloke there, outdoors, stood nowhere near anyone, wearing a mask but not over his nose. I mean, what the fuck is that?

Well, at least it's a form of planning Still, since they're so keen to tell liberal lefties that they should be letting refugees live in their houses, I'm sure Brexit voters will be rushing to let their gardens be turned into lorry parks. It's what they voted for, right?

Freudian slip by Carol there

Pornhub category, right there.