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  1. Yeh I always know my decorating is going well when I break the boiler.
    4 points
  2. You needed a piss after one pint? You've been down south way too long.
    4 points
  3. Didn't fancy sharing the touchline with Colin again what with few cameras about.
    3 points
  4. Paid advertisement, what’s your steak in this venture
    2 points
  5. Anyone watching the UEFA Nations League games ? thought not
    2 points
  6. 'Second family' Some canny sorts I work with but also some borderline scum, wankers, boring cunts, greedy bastards, arselickers and almost unemployables, (but we'll take them via an agency) and finally an almost psychopathic management/HR. I'd take working from home if I had the choice, thanks.
    2 points
  7. Hammered 5-1 so they call off the follow up game? Why? Also, why is it a good call? We are so fucked and this knacker rather than voice concerns or, y'knaa, ask some questions thinks damage limitations on the team and the pudding of a manager is a good idea?
    2 points
  8. Saw Fish in the midnight queue for the new Avengers game, squeezed into a Black Widow style catsuit. Nearly brought my tea up
    2 points
  9. I’m 52… … what were we talking about ?
    2 points
  10. Honestly, who gives a fuck how they’re funded and if they’re Marxists or not? They’re not about to corrupt democracy by mass harvesting of data in cahoots with major mainstream political parties & some of the biggest tech corporates on the planet are they?
    2 points
  11. This is the opposite of the Gazza thread - I open it hoping the cunt is dead.
    2 points
  12. You and your euphemisms disgust me.
    1 point
  13. Stolen from a site that contains wankers but it's very funny
    1 point
  14. That advertising campaign will have cost the taxpayer an absolute fortune as well. Any links between the agency used and senior members of the Tory party will be purely coincidental
    1 point
  15. “Hearing an alarm” is enough to have me reaching for the cyanide most mornings so that had me annoyed literally immediately
    1 point
  16. Constance Nunes, she may be able to handle a big block but she'd be useless with anything more sophisticated! https://www.instagram.com/constance_nunes/?hl=en
    1 point
  17. Seeing it was her birthday yesterday (all the best people are born on the 2 September) you at least could have made sure she was celebrating in her bday suit! Where's Fist when you need him?
    1 point
  18. The idea of going back into the office fills me with a deep sense of dread. I can do my job from home, why waste petrol?
    1 point
  19. This, not only the thought of an airport and then the plane but the isolation risk on return, zero sympathy for those who whinge about the "panic to get home"
    1 point
  20. I'm 62 and same, but once the seal is broken..................................................................
    1 point
  21. I would probably have banned him too!
    1 point
  22. He should know that sky are just cashing in on it anyway
    1 point
  23. The world needs another IPA about as much as it needs footballing insight from Michael Owen
    1 point
  24. Came from a brewery with a big reputation but failed to deliver
    1 point
  25. Apparently the sticking point is Ashley wants "house of" written above his name on his shirt.
    1 point
  26. Tasting notes- “ Promising start, but lacks depth with a weak body. Bitter finish.”
    1 point
  27. He'd put his name on dog turds if he thought he could get a bit of dosh from it, the fucking dullard.
    1 point
  28. James Feltons replies are hilarious. We're all out here worried about Covid while Rees Mogg's kids are about to contract Spanish Flu. Your school: We regret to inform you a pupil has been confirmed to have covid Rees Mogg's school: Be warned ye, verily! A child has succumbed to the humours-
    1 point
  29. If only he'd followed it up with "And Socrates was a cunt anarl!"
    1 point
  30. You can stick your Elgin Marbles Stick your Elgin Marbles Stick your Elgin Marbles up your arse
    1 point
  31. 'Fuck the Greek civilisation, I don't give a shit' is probably the greatest quote I've ever heard from a footballer.
    1 point
  32. Well that backfired on me.
    1 point
  33. Don't make me angry, especially now I'm an old cunt.
    1 point
  34. Fifty two today, fifty one has definitely been a cunt of a year so let's hope this one's better (that's it fucked isn't it?)
    1 point
  35. Reverse Cool Hand Luke
    1 point
  36. I hate the fact that you have to have been a footballer to be an expert, the experts are the guys that enforce the rules and know them inside out, or the guys that write about hundreds of games a year, footballers are generally thick, that's probably why non of them are referees.
    1 point
  37. Handy for the Coronation Street tour as well. (Bet Lynch's leopard skin matching bra and knicker set a best seller in the Granada set shop which is cunningly made up to look like Dev's superstore and also a special takeaway of Betty's hotpot served from a 'Rovers return' kiosk after a long day walking the cobbles, I say, cobbles).
    1 point
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