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Poor Peter.

Not a lake tbf. What is Trump’s favourite body of water? Piss.

Had a few days wild camping in Scotland, it was wonderful. Went over Galloway forest park & camped by a loch, which we pretty much had to ourselves. The weather wasn’t always on our side but we had an excellent fire and a tarp to hide under so it didn’t bother us as the stars were out. Lovely few days.

If she looks owt like her brother, I think I’d be injecting myself with it first.

So this is going to be the week when Mike Ashley can rightly say he is getting the hang of this football lark. One member of 90’s one hit wonder Hanson already through the door, Andy Carroll setting foot on a training pitch, and rumours of getting some more loans in.

The Craster Arms??? Oh, fuck…

The referee's a stunner! The referee's a stunner!

been going for ever billy shiels! it's all about the birds for me mr fist, a trip to the farnes isn't complete without the hilarious sight of a crazed arctic tern drawing blood from the head of the unsuspecting! i'm surprised the boats are sailing, i looked in to the boat trips from bridlington which sail along the bottom of the cliffs at bempton and chuck fish guts etc over the side for the gannets to dive for. think that was june (ish) and a non starter. just in case anybody's remotely interested in that sort of thing, bempton cliffs are truly a must see, hear and smell in the breeding season, good head for heights required mind, it's like the world really is flat and you've just arrived at the end of it!

Like that other tory cunt Bear Grylls. Off to the hotel soon as the camera isn't looking

Waiter- “ Pheasant Katsu Curry, Sir?” Wykiki…

Reported.

Never mind the book, this review is worth a read https://thesetpieces.com/latest-posts/sweeper-steve-bruce-review/

A bit further north, the Barn at Beal is good for daytime or evening food too. Mind, I see their current menu includes a Pheasant Katsu Curry, which sounds dangerously close to English fusion tapas.

Watch him pull a toenail and be out for the season.

To be fair to Carroll, ...... nope I’ve got nothing. iirc the gossip about him was that he’s a pisshead who doesn’t look after his diet or his fitness. Add that to his appalling injury record and you have to wonder why on earth he was offered an extension. Maybe hes a leader in the treatment room....

J69 has been riding hogs for years. he also likes motorbikes.

I've got a couple of projects on the go atm. I bought this for the pipes to put on my VTR but it's too good to strip down for a parts bike so I've started turning it into a cafe racer similar but different to the following. I've also got a S4R which I've modified a bit. Also have a couple of guitar builds on the go atm.

Have crabs got six legs? No? Thank fuck for that, I must have scampi.

What did you do when you needed a shit - pot noodle?

Craster is known for its kippers and crabs. One can often lead to the other

Hadn’t seen it until about a month ago...anything with whores in it is ok with me

He needs all the money he can get if he's still using a fax machine

Harry Maguire gives his first interview since the incident:

if i got locked up on a greek island i reckon i'd want that keeley hawes out the durrells to be me lawyer.

It’s mentioned but not confirmed in the article linked above. Mind, they also say he thought he was being followed by six blokes who wanted to kidnap him. I had no idea Mythos beer was so strong.

Also drinks piss.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fuckin-Hell-Its-Paul-Cannell-ebook/dp/B007Y4XDIQ Deep

No Grealish in the England squad but there’s a place for Eric Dier, obviously

Bamburgh is just up the road from Seahouses, much nicer, big fuck-off castle, best beach in Britain, and has a few hotels you can pick from. The Victoria isn’t bad, certainly for a couple of nights. While you’re there, do the boat trip to the Farnes.

And roughly the same percentage of daft cunts will fall for it

Forward 4 years and you know you'll see the same ad for Johnson.

Because he wasn't staying in it.

It's quite funny to see them try and scare their voters with a vision of a country which would actually be better than what it is now and in which they'd have better lives. They do really crave the freedom to be shit on.

This fucker looks like he should be a waiter on Neighbours

I have a large collection of books about football. Mi favourite book is 'A life to short'. the bio of the goalkeeper Robert Enke. I recomend you 'The boy on the shed', is the bio of the Newcastle Ex Player Paul Ferris. A very good book about a young talent whom the injuries destroyed (in the same line... 'Forever young', the history of Adrian Doherty). 'El Milagro de Castel di Sangro' is amazing. An amateur team that get promoted every year until the second Division in Italy. But I am not sure if the book is in English. I have, but I don't read yet, 'Running with the firm', about a journalist with a double life living between Hooligans. Joey Barton bio and Gary Speed Bio are very decent reads too.