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He has subsequently learned that Bruce is from a good family so it’s okay.

“Having a conversation” Thats a strange way of saying “ I shagged my daughter’s best mate whilst my wife was being treated for cancer”.

what an utter fucking knob he is! the only games i missed throughout my entire teenage years during the 70s on the leazes end up until it was pulled down, was when i was going to the attendnace centre on wingrove road on a saturday afternoon.... for being a naughty boy on the leazes end!

the only time you've been in the leazes end was after it was pulled down and used as the away end. hope you enjoyed beardsley's hatrick, you fucking mackem cunt.

NZ is quite progressive on these issues. They’ve recently voted to allow end of life euthanasia (needs to be legislated). We’re having a referendum on legalising cannabis at the next election in October. Brothels have been legal for many years (alas my best years for sex working are behind me)

How is his family did you say?

Next week: Hear from the human egg who explains how you too can fritter away £1,000s on pointless hobbies while living in poverty.

Ffs. I feel for you mate, Peebles is shit.

Marseille tonight

Why? He's from a dead nice family

Might also be on BeoutQ...

Canny. Never been into dirt bikes but I’ve had a few road bikes over the years.

I've been saying for two years at least that 40% of this country have become so obsessed with brexit that they've become an immovable blind mass who see everything through that lens even to the point of thinking a corrupt lying mess is a decent pm. It will take the inevitable disaster to change anything and I'm not convinced even that will work now that they've become so entrenched in their stupidity.

Maybe UM is just a clinically obese alcoholic chancing his way through life and that’s why he likes Bruce

Luxury spa hotel, one night (swimming pool is shut though). Genuinely looking forward to Oban on Monday, might do a detour to Glen Coe and Rannoch Moor if the weather is okay. Going to Mull and Tobermory too if space on the ferry. My kind of holiday, kids will hate it!

Saying you’d end your association with the club if Bruce became manager then being his biggest fanboy when he subsequently did demonstrates that you’re consistent?

I can beat that. My uncle showed me it when I was 5. It properly fucked me up. Not helped by my Dad regularly watching me walk upstairs to bed, then turning off the landing light from downstairs and signing Blue Moon, as I nearly killed myself fleeing back down the stairs in the dark

Is says everything about the Daily Hate that I’m not sure if that’s fake or not.

For some reason he didn't respond particularly well to the best coach in the Premier League.

had completely forgotten this '04 honda cr85 existed. was a bike my son bought and ran into the ground and had been dumped in the shed at the bottom of the garden about 4 years ago. the ivy had overgrown it and the roof collapsed on the bloody thing so it took some pulling out! anyway, in a futile attempt to curb me alcohol consumption during lockdown i decided to bring it back to life. about £300 and several months later it's had new piston and ring, new bearings on crank, throughout gearbox and waterpump, all engine seals. new sprockets and chain, new swinging arm bushes, new wheel bearings and seals, new fork seals and oil and new brake fluid.... oh and most important of all... the grotesque 'ashley' graphics on the side panels have gone! it started 3rd kick and sounds like a fucking demented wasp! might need a bit of fine tuning on the carb, once i can get it somewhere to ride it. it's got fun written all over it i reckon! next project... design and make a frame to mount it on the back doors of the van!

Fuck me brexiteers are pig headed cunts.

Both teams being defensively solid in a cup final is a revelation to these daft cunts apparently

Fucking hell, check out the hairy bikers

I laughed at him posting “Time to get started!” Like he hasn’t been here for a year already

Fish has done himself in, it’s too late. He’s wanked that much, he’s a husk of a man

Like a new signing

aye, you're right and in reality i don't doubt you. here's a little tip for you then matey.... stop being a cunt on the internet yourself, it's not that difficult.

nice! ..... very nice! i've got an original '93 fireblade in the garage with the twin round headlights and all the holes drilled in the front of the fairing. it's never seen the light of day (or been started up) since september 2011. had a proper look at it the other day and reckon it wont take too much to resurrect it. carbs are gonna need a proper sort out as the throttle won't turn, it's not the cable. petrol in the tank has completely evaporated but there's very little corrosion in it. think it probably bottomed out in value at £1500 but know they're becoming very collectable, won't need much investment to make it at least a £4k bike and rising. also.... buried beneath a load of old sacks in the garage i've got a '83 mtx 125 i restored about 10 years ago, last saw the light of day in 2012 in the mountains near plitvice lakes in croatia, reckon a new battery will get it going!

He just needs that pre-season with a few dips in the paddling pool and the wheelie-bins and he'll be good to go man. LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UM showing his masochist side here. How many gimp suits do you own?

I have a large collection of books about football. Mi favourite book is 'A life to short'. the bio of the goalkeeper Robert Enke. I recomend you 'The boy on the shed', is the bio of the Newcastle Ex Player Paul Ferris. A very good book about a young talent whom the injuries destroyed (in the same line... 'Forever young', the history of Adrian Doherty). 'El Milagro de Castel di Sangro' is amazing. An amateur team that get promoted every year until the second Division in Italy. But I am not sure if the book is in English. I have, but I don't read yet, 'Running with the firm', about a journalist with a double life living between Hooligans. Joey Barton bio and Gary Speed Bio are very decent reads too.

It's across the road from the burger king hotel.

Its a large relatively upmarket chain. You probably can't afford it.

McDonald's Hotel actually.

I’ll also recommend The Far Corner. Funny as fuck. His line about people bragging about massive attendances when their team is shite being akin to bragging about going to the same restaurant every week when you admit the food is shit seems apt for some threads on here atm. Not pointing fingers

TBF if he was my cousin then I probably wouldn’t admit to it either.

They’re about equal in terms of relevance

Cohen here with a theory that to avoid (the wholly government controlled & overseen by the Secretary of State for Health ) Public Health England being annihilated in any future public enquiry in Covid it should just be abolished now.... https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/aug/22/boris-johnson-demands-only-loyalty-not-competence-in-his-lust-for-power?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Sorry to hear about your sister @Renton.... life can be beyond cruel for many as we get a bit older. Agreed. The “in” place of the upper Tweed valley is Innerleithen...famed mountain bike hang out with cool cafes popular with the young professionals who have gravitated there from the central belt, some of whom I’m related to so to be fair that is a downside. And the gang of spunktrumpets I know from Kelso who hare around the hills on bikes like some sort of mass Celtic mid life crisis...apart from that it’s ace 👍

I'm on my mini road trip of Scotland right now, heading to the exciting metropolitan border city of Peebles. I saw the consultant on Friday, had my fears confirmed. The next few weeks, months for me are going to be about keeping my sister comfortable and as happy as possible. As of life wasn't hard enough, I just feel so sad. One thing I will say is that covid has completely fucked up the NHS, particularly diagnostic and screening services. Anyone who need a routine screen or has developed symptoms, please get them checked out, you will have to be insistent. I don't think this would have saved my sister but it could have bought her more time and improved her quality of life. For other people, it could save their lives. Once I'm back from Scotland I will make sure I get the colonoscopy I'm due. Fortunately I love getting tubes stuck up my arse anyway.....

Daily Mail website having a totally normal one today

No one’s read it yet

Ah thats shit about your dad. Hope hes getting the best care. Best wishes.

Hope things get better for you and your family. All the best.

Always look forward to Emo's insight on the game.