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We’ve all seen how this ends, let’s just ignore it

It’s his mam.

Always look forward to Emo's insight on the game.

No there's definitely cattle aromas coming through

He was just trying to look like he knows the family

I always say the best way to judge a player’s potential is whether he comes from a good family.

Cut out the fats and proteins too. ( Funny how there’s just been a fat club programme on TV based on Keto- Lose a Stone in 21 Days. Don’t watch it though, chaps, as the presenter has a lisp and you might catch The Gay.)

NUFC v SMB in County Durham. Darlington 90/10 Newton Aycliffe 70/30 Bishop Auckland 60/40 Spennymoor 60/40 Ferryhill 50/50 Durham 40/60 Sacriston/Langley Park 60/40 Chester Le Street 70/30 Stanley 80/20 Consett 80/20

NZ is quite progressive on these issues. They’ve recently voted to allow end of life euthanasia (needs to be legislated). We’re having a referendum on legalising cannabis at the next election in October. Brothels have been legal for many years (alas my best years for sex working are behind me)

Pretending to know people who waved at back him once tbh

surprised at this point they haven’t mentioned that Princess Di was killed because she wanted us to leave

Also isn't the final tomorrow?

What's that smell

Tried low carb/high fat before but couldn’t keep it up long term as I’m a veggie. It’s a good short term fix if you‘ve got six weeks to shed some fat before a beach holiday but not sustainable in my experience. You definitely don’t want to be the douche bag who says they can’t go for pizza because they’re on paleo/keto/Atkins/whatever the latest fad diet is. These days, what works for me is healthy eating most of the time (I still snack on nuts and seeds and add flax to porridge) but I allow myself everything in moderation (and occasionally to excess). If you stick to that most of the time, and burn more calories than you consume, you’ll maintain that fabulous 32” waist

CT - what you want is, ideally, just loads of crisps.

Thanks for that.

For some reason he didn't respond particularly well to the best coach in the Premier League.

FTM'dYP

A boozed up, finished, Johnson sucking the last dregs out of that club whilst simultaneously destroying any semblance of a reputation they have would be perfect though

So the redeeming features of this transfer are; cheaper than Bentaleb, old, free transfer. Makes me sick, mother fucker, how far we done fell.

Just need Saint-Maximin to skin everyone and give Gayle 15 chances a game to get a goal

Like a new signing

Cheers lads. He’s 85, up til now fit as a fiddle, and he’s taking it like a champ. If my kids have even half as many good memories of me as I have of him, I’ll have done well.

I haven't even watched the video, I'm pissing myself laughing at the 'Silvio Tattisconie' name.

Most definitely not best friends but have spoke to Sean, Matty and their old man many times. And, as I suggested they are decent folk. They have it all to do. But, it's good seeing local lads do well.