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They should have appointed Lukas Ramsauer as press officer to make them look more credible.

A boozed up, finished, Johnson sucking the last dregs out of that club whilst simultaneously destroying any semblance of a reputation they have would be perfect though

It would also suffer from me looking like I was smuggling a wok

From Blyth, isn’t he?

Fish, you're from Seaton Sluice not downtown LA.

I don't think it was PSG's success that's spurring them into action. They saw we're signing Jeff Hendrick on a free and want to get in before he leads us to a domestic treble and our value goes through the roof.

UM? Get him packing

Gemmill and their lass on a typical caravan holiday.

Better go out jogging again, remind everyone I’m an all action guy fighting obesity and immigrants as one. Rightio, what to wear? Now I know this, what do joggers wear? Board shorts, yes of course, that’ll keep things in place. And a polo shirt, popped naturally. Don’t forget a great big black sweater, to make sure I don’t get cold jogging in the summer. Perfect. Now, I just need to remember to keep my thumbs up and find that camera.

Of course the chronicle reported it

Down at the local playground, ” Who wants a free can of Rich Energy? There’s loads in the back of my Daewoo”

Both suffer from the dreaded blank space on the back. Still don't understand how clubs with striped shirts are ok with their shirt being fucked over? Would love to see the reaction if Liverpool or Man U were forced to have an all white or nearly all white patch on the back of their shirts.

Tbf he sounds more like a little cunt

Pence is insane.

What a prick that man is

Ashley is having Bruce’s eight year contract drawn up as we speak.

Who the fuck would want to fight Maguire? Hes got a head like an anville.

“ Meet me in The Hagia Sophia after the game for a mint tea?”

“his parents, active Republicans, told local media in 2019 that their dinner table conversations “may have rubbed off” on him. Already having offered tours of his fossil collection for $2, Benton thought the hot chocolate sales would be a good way to help the We Build the Wall effort. So he did, and the money poured in — along with insults. People online called the second-grader a “little Hitler.” (His father told local television in Texas at the time that “If he’s going to do it, he needs to learn that there’s going to be a little backlash.”) Bannon featured Stevens and his parents at a July 26, 2019, fundraiser, announcing that he had raised $25,000 for the effort. “Thank you to the We Build the Wall crew,” said Benton’s father, Shane Stevens. “I love what they’re doing here today.” Stevens did not respond to requests for comment on the revelation that the campaign was a scam.”

And I thought Gemmill loved pegging.

I can't take this thread any more, it's all too tents.

Motherfucker I'm in luxury accommodation. The living room is bigger than what I've got at home. I'm Karavanye West.

They were when it mattered

https://imgur.com/gallery/x2o7JOi

FTM'dYP

I’ll bite every time. You know me well. Root is good enough to play at 3 but his average is a concern generally since he took on the captaincy. Prior to that he was talked about in the same breath as Smith and Kohli but he’s lost about 5-6 runs from his average since he became skipper. It’s a separate issue, even if he does go back to regularly playing in his preferred position of 4. There’s no question his average is better at 4/5. But it’s easier to make a score when the ball is older. I always felt your best all round batsman should come in at 3 - someone who can play the situation and defend if the ball is still new when they come in, but also go through the gears when required. Totally agree number 3 has been a problem position since Trott retired, particularly as Root clearly doesn’t want to play there, then you have the extra burden of the captaincy weighing on his batting. Had the day off today and watched most of Crawley’s innings - it was very, very impressive. Hard to believe you were watching a 22 year old with an unimpressive average in FC cricket, coming in while wickets were falling around him. From his first shot, a beautifully timed half volley off his pads, he barely played a false shot. He had power and timing. Looks a real prospect, which is great because I’m still not convinced by the two openers. Buttler seems to have made a technical correction since the start of the summer too. His balance and timing were on point from the first ball too.

Exclusive: the people anyone with half a brain thought were full of shit are full of shit

I knew you’d bite

Aye, they’ll be like oh we meant we’re happy for it to be resurrected so we can do way more faffing about outside the remit of the O&D test, not that we’d look to compromise or approve it.

A tree just fell on someone's caravan. 😮 I'm going over to talk to the tent people about an asylum arrangement.

Well, stuprum mihi.

Forgive me for not getting my hopes up just yet.

so it's back on then? get in there! not only that, if we pray for a psg victory in the champions league we'll probably sign messi in january. fucking great this. https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/newcastle-united-news-takeover-latest-staveley-ashley-pif-today-a9680141.html

Not what I was after, but apposite none the less.

You should hold your phone up to the caravan’s panoramic window to let the bedraggled, wind-battered kids outside see how caring you are

Sitting in the static caravan in Keswick in the middle of this wild storm, looking across the street at the camping site. Fuuuuuuuck that.

Taken 10 minutes after one of his mystery kids showed up.

Just caught up on this, outstanding work by the ginger Irishman

I would also know how Masters could state in front of parliament that he was hoping for the test to be "concluded shortly" if all that the PL was offering was some obscure arbitration before they could take the test to the next stages..,

No blubbering, yet.

Perfect poetic justice isn’t it- “Build the Wall, keep the criminals out!” … get fucked over by real criminals. I’m sure they’ll blame the Democrats somehow- “ If the Nasty Dems hadn’t had a witch hunt against these Patriots, they wouldn’t be looking at jail time!”

I hope that helps.

Friend of mine bought a campsite in NW Scotland in the last days of the Before Times- she’s just opened and posted this pic of her going to clean the shower block in her anti COVID/fucking midge gear. Kielder midges are the worst mind, the fuckers are sentient- they worked out how to open a set of double, offset “midge-proof” doors when I worked at the Calvert Trust.

Oh, and love the places you went to broken, the Clachaig is a favourite.

@thebrokendoll Kielder midges finished the current Mrs PL’s love affair with camper vans...this after going round both islands of NZ & the entire east coast of Oz in one...she’s sat here and I told her about this post and asked her to guess where the worst midges were, she said Kielder before I finished the question and has asked for me to point out that Kielder midges have finished her with camping full stop

I once saw Mark Knopfler support Dylan and it was hands down the worst live show I’ve ever seen. It was already deathly boring when he introduced “the best piccolo player in the UK” and after that, it was time to head to the bar.