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I hope he brought an empty pot noodle pot.

Where is the outcry from the media at how horrendous for the game PSG making the CL final is? They seem to be discussing how brilliant Neymar and Mbappe are rather than abusing everyone that intends on watching the final due to the owners of PSG.

He's got a meeting with his investors later today.

You should go on holiday with @thebrokendoll

Gone right over my head, that.

Friend of mine bought a campsite in NW Scotland in the last days of the Before Times- she’s just opened and posted this pic of her going to clean the shower block in her anti COVID/fucking midge gear. Kielder midges are the worst mind, the fuckers are sentient- they worked out how to open a set of double, offset “midge-proof” doors when I worked at the Calvert Trust.

as a slight aside to midges and concerning talybont reservoir in the brecons.... once arrived in our favourite spot by driving down the single track road which goes down the dam and on to the taff trail to notice it was alive with migrating toads, fucking hundreds and hundreds of the bloody things, some of them in mid copulation. tragically i counted at least 50 the next morning which had become victim to the wheels of a 3.5t lwb sprinter. i think this may well be why i'm being continiously subjected to biblical like plagues of vengeful wildlife.

i'm starting to see a pattern here......

I misread the title as 'The UK's hardest midget'. Now that's a TV show on Channel 5 I'd watch.

Hey Joelinton.

Remember when Countinho was interested in coming to us as Pochettino’s first signing

Or that the acid-infused ramblings of some Roky Erickson looking whopper on Twitter doesn’t constitute news.

“Not Afraid of Stairs”

Little Winger?

The PIF will buy a football club make that club successful, invest in the area & make the league the club play in stronger. I doubt they are that arsed about it being us particularly.

If he took the PL to the cleaners I would wank him off

He’s such a tight cunt though, he’ll probably turn up with some junior from Browell Smith & Co. “ Faahck paying sahm cahnt wiv a wig!”

As a genuine snide cunt Ashley will have an advantage over the premier league, who simply looked incompetent.

just got back from a bit of a whirlwind wild camping tour of mostly the west side of the uk, here's a report.... lake vyrnwy on the south east edge of the snowdonia national park, stunningly beautiful, welsh midges weren't so plentiful possibly because an almighty storm might have had an adverse effect on their numbers..... mildly irritating but tolerable. troutbeck in the lake district. on the edge of forestry commission plantation with a lot of streams and reed beds. colossal thunder storm on the monday night might've electrocuted some of the little fuckers as like in wales their numbers were limited..... cumbrian midges were liveable with. powfoot, dumfries and galloway on the solway firth..... bizarre, no sign whatsoever of the fabled scotttish midge. argyll and bute. craignish point near ardfern overlooking the isles of scarba and jura. 3 days of unbroken sunshine in quite possibly one of the most stunning, mystical places on the planet. every evening we'd walk down to the end of the disused aird jetty to watch the sunset behind scarba, every time we'd be attacked by swarms of the evil little bastards..... merciless, horrible little cunts. glencoe. day time walk up the pap of glencoe, stunning scenery with little to no midge activity, early evening pints of cider fermented in whisky barrels in the superb clashaig inn, still surprisingly little midge activity. moved on to our only campsite of the holiday, the superbly situated red squirrel, every fucking midge in the western highlands descended on it at 8.45pm.... utter, utter bastards, not even a bonfire like campfire deterred them. went to bed at 10pm, completely defeated. somewhere in the kielder forest, can't remember where, don't want to know, never going back. stopped at jedburgh for some provisions and then found a lovely little secluded car park come picnic area for the night..... hell on earth, these were more like some kind of demonic spawn of hornets and horse flies. quite comfortably the most evil little bastards ever to take wing. the wife was supposed to be doing the kielder forest marathon in a month or so, pleased it's been cancelled!

We needed to replace Colback, after all.

next season is going to be a shit show

So, Bruce has spent nowt and improved the team?

@thebrokendoll Kielder midges finished the current Mrs PL’s love affair with camper vans...this after going round both islands of NZ & the entire east coast of Oz in one...she’s sat here and I told her about this post and asked her to guess where the worst midges were, she said Kielder before I finished the question and has asked for me to point out that Kielder midges have finished her with camping full stop

Apparently our scouting system is still furloughed, but I'm sure wallsend boys club will loan us a couple of the fat kids that dont get a game

Wacky jnr- legend

Rip

With dandruff

I remember my mam tutting all the way through Robocop when I watched that as a bairn. Strangely though all that bothered her was the swearing, Murphy getting shot to fuck, ED209 on the rampage or Emil getting covered in acid and then driven through didn't seem to concern her. Actually neither Bob Morton sniffing coke off a hookers tits but I assume that was because she didn't have a clue what was happening.

PIF were never buying us directly. It was always going to be done through a subsidiary. What the PL are looking for is who ultimately owns the subsidiary. PIF can restructure whatever way they want but as long as the Saudis are involved then the PL are going to come to the same conclusion i.e. that MBS calls that shots and will want to make him subject to the Directors Test. The only way it looks like this will change is if we see a change at the top of the PL or legal action by one of the involved parties.

Aye, it’s pretty much the exact reaction you’d expect from a bullshitter being called a bullshitter. He’s like some fucking bairn saying I know the answer, I’m just not telling you

There we go, that's the sort of thinking that's going to see this takeover through.

He’s touchy, like Trump but, well, Tramp.

'Hello good sir, my name is Mohammed Bin Salman, head of PFI, and I'd like to buy this football club.' ... 'No, no. I'm very much different to Mohammad Bin Salman, head of PIF. I've barely spoken to him in years.' I can't see how it fails.

Fair play to him. He hasn't wasted any time on drinking pints with the fans and sitting in the away end and has gone straight to insulting supporters.

“ Oh man, wait until you hear Walk of Life- that’s a floor filler!”

A lot of middle-aged record company executives who were doing a lot of coke whilst kidding themselves they were down with the kids back then.

He’s definitely a fosters man. Drinks Guinness on St. Patrick’s Day Starts a fight after one brown ale

“Oh help me Mrs Medlicott, I don’t know what to do; I’ve only got three bullets, and there’s four of Motley Crue” As HMHB put it.

Boldon Bangers? ( there’s even a cherry tomato on the label )