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Tough year for Dave Whelan. First Wigan go into administration and now his business empire is totally fucked. Thankfully he's alive to witness it all, the massive cunt.

Quick trip to Aldi........sorted

People who enter William Hills with a posse.

Who the hell puts full cans in the bin ?

It’s incredible when you think about it. The PL could find absolutely nothing in the bid that would give them an excuse to block so they just wouldn’t make a decision or give a timeframe whilst all the while moving the goalposts. Just to keep the teams competing a closed shop. And most journalists are blaming the bidders.

ewerk will allow Margot Robbie to lick his bellend for the same terms he agreed with Scarlett Johansson, but is waiting for the Australian to drop her restraining order to enable him to progress to the next stage of the process.

Then my life changes for the better- more biscuits.

I hope he has a career ending injury if he goes to those cunts.

Aye, getting involved now it’s fucking done and dusted and the PL have been allowed to take the piss. Are we going to get some ‘closure’ now? Seriously, who gives a fuck?

Can you advise them they're a bunch of thundercunts please Troops? Ta.

Yup. I've been saying all along its ridiculous that there isnt a timeframe for the EPL to make the decision. This is exactly why there always is one, in any industry, which can be extended given certain conditions if the case becomes complicated. Now it seems they dont even have to explain the inaction that could turn out to be significant in the history of the club, the city, the region at large. It is just beyond belief. Also, funny how there is no discussion in the media about just how fair the league is now. This should have everyone connected to the sport asking why one particular club was not allowed the sort of investment plenty others already have. The sanctity of the sport, or whatever is left of it, should be in question here.

In that case, I take it back

He’s a balding big mouth cockney bastard.Mount still being praised to the hilt by the cockney press for doing nowt special,the big nosed over-hyped cockney bastard.

I guess it’s because he, like a lot of other writers, acts as if it is only a matter of time until he gets his overdue Pulitzer. A lot of journalists are narcissistic cry-babies who throw their toys out of the pram as soon as their investigative masterpieces or their godlike understanding of everything gets questioned. I know very few journalists who are capable of changing their narrative once they have made their mind up about something.

They can look forward to “their cup final” against the classiest club on the planet next year.

Reminds me of when my 3yr old wanted to be Arsenal and Mingenal. So proud.

It’s August...folk who’ve just had 4 months off work need a holiday Bournemouth is mobbed too...people getting off trains complaining of being packed like sardines in the carriages DON’T GET ON THE FUCKIN TRAINS THEN YOU ABSOLUTE WALLOPING FUCKIN IDIOTS

Aye, any transfer of ownership would be subject to the same tests. I’d also be surprised if 39% ownership didn’t make them subject to the tests but I’m not certain.

Let's face it. This isn't going to change fuck all.

ITK from Chopra it’s high time to pack everything in eh.

The banning of bein could be connected to the alleged attempt to buy the tv rights fir SaudivArabia. The League might have said that bein sill had the rights so they couldn’t be sold again. But that’s just a wild guess.

Yeah, if you had to pinpoint the moment the takeover looked more likely to fail than succeed, that was it

Echo what everyone else has said. Sorry to hear your news Dan. Definitely worth drowning the sorrows. Good luck getting through this shit time I’ve taken the lockdown cliche staycation holiday, taking in Somerset, Wales then up to the north east to see me mother next week. Been getting sozzled every night and avoiding the takeover fallout as much as possible. Couldn’t tell you what I’ve been drinking. Pretty much a bit of everything: pale ale, whisky, red wine, g&ts, old fashioneds, a few joints. Nailed some chemicals that I’ve had lying around for ages too.

Cos he's a cunt?

Aye, he’s just a miserable cunt that just seems to want to point score as you say. He was correct about the BZG bid seemingly being a bit of a non-starter, rather than bother learning about this bid he just assumed it was exactly the same and is now gloating that he’s right (despite the fact he’s not at all, the deal was absolutely happening if the PL hadn’t fucked on). He definitely takes pleasure in winding fans up, but then can’t take an ounce of criticism or winding up back as he always just falls back on that he’s lived in the NE for 20 years then turns off comments for his next wind up attempt. I just hope people start treating him like they should treat the PL, just switch it off, don’t read his shite, or give him clicks. I’d say he’d be worth sticking with if he ever gave any good information, but quite frankly during the time I’ve paid any attention to him he’s not broken any new information that’s actually that relevant, or even given any good insight into something someone else has broke, and honestly it’s just all negative. I mean he’s currently bigging up a potential bid that he somehow finds more credible than the one that was actually in the O&D test despite the fact the bid was being said (pretty sure by him) to have been accepted by Ashley weeks ago just pending the Saudis failing the O&D test, so did that not happen weeks ago if they’re just talking about bidding now yet Ashley and Penfold are 100% committed to the Saudi bid (the hint here being it’s the only fucking bid).

A real meeting of the minds there. What a pair of complete wankers.

Maybe his Mrs. likes a bit of strange.

Just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, along comes a Mackem to remind us how much worse things could be

I’d like to have seen Lampard win today rather than those arsenal fan TV wankers.

No you don’t understand.....they were Arsenal or Liverpool fans till 5/6 years ago, then suddenly they’d been AFCB die hards since before they emerged from the womb. Though they all gloated when AFC & LFC won something in the last year or so, and were a bit sad tonight “Top six “ scarves out for September I imagine though...winners you see... 😏

I know some clubs have had decades of the doldrums, but 13 years of Ashleys reign has sucked the optimism and any hope out of this club and fanbase. I think I probably said the same last year but I couldnt care which league we ended up in, as long as there was something to fight for, as long as it wasn't to be a whipping boy for those at the top end of the table or just to fight relegation. Its bollocks.

Hands up all those who feel sorry for poor chelsea and Lampard ? Thought as much

You have to love pompous journalists like this one. Does he seriously think human rights issues were really part of the PL’s consideration during testing? If they did the deal would have been rejected and they wouldn’t have deals with nations like Qatar, the owners of Leicester, Manchester City, and likely others would be on dodgy ground too. If they can’t see why Newcastle fans would see this all as hypocritical to bring up they’re off their map. The PL itself created this conspiracy by not making any sort of decision in over 4 months, by offering absolutely no insight into what is going on during and now after the process, but again pompous wankers like this bloke are aiming down sight at the fans again, as they have done during this whole process. So next time we play Manchester City can we expect the analysis and discussion around the game to be discussing how honorable NUFC is, that our money isn’t blood money like theirs, we deserve to win as we’re doing things the right way and don’t have disgusting human rights abusers for owners, or will it be a wankfest about how immense Kevin De Bruyne and Aguero are while they sweep us aside before they sign off with what do Newcastle fans expect, why are they so demanding, etc? That alone gives these sanctimonious pricks their answer of why people were willing to accept Saudi ownership.

Mick Badger “ You had the scran at that place near Rydal?” Fred Badger “ Aye mate- usual over-priced ‘artisan’ shite… couple of tarted-up carrots and they want you to put on a show for their punters. Fuck that noise” Mick Badger “ Thank fuck, I thought I was being a bit, well, grumpy. Got any plans for winter?” Fred Badger “ Nah, gonna eat like a taxi driver all autumn then kip until April- same old same old mate.” Mick Badger “ Still a Toon fan?” Fred Badger … *points at face

I know you can fight, but it’s our wits that make us men.

I read half of that and went looking for the PM you twat 😂😂

We can all settle on "UKolibobs", yah?

Aye, Mind, if you carry on using the term “staycation” you’re on my list of “will be eaten to death by seagulls”. We all have to pull together here, but stop it

Aye, get in a fight with a pissed up radge packet at last orders. That'll knock the pounds off you.

Not making a decision, refusing to put a timeframe on the decision, imposing unreasonable conditions and then refusing to comment about it afterwards absolutely stinks of high-level corruption imo. What excuse do they have for such a lack of transparency?

You can go to the pub though

Aye but he posted a gerrin about the mag takeover being off so therefore he’s a MLF. I can’t wait to hear about how he just has to move some money around and secure a few loans anytime they want to buy a player. Honestly man when will they fucking look at stuff objectively? There’s a reason everyone is worried about this Henry Mauriss, he seems completely full of shit and as things stand Ashley honestly does seem a better option, if he came out saying mackems are little paedo supporting tramps that shite on seats I’d still not be on board with the bloke.

After some painstaking research I’ve finally managed to pinpoint exactly when the deal went tits up

TWO!!!!!!11111!!!!

Cancelled Now TV and my contract with BT is up in September and that'll be going as well. Now TV is automated so just put in the comment box over not wanting to watch a corrupt PL. They probably won't give too much of a fuck but there you go, like the first time I chucked my ST on the desk like a disgruntled sheriff chucking his badge at the chief after he's pulled them out of the shite after I'd got a ratty reply from someone at the ticket office that I could easily be replaced, it felt briefly satisfying. *Aware that last bit was written in a similar style to the man who once wrote about the man who once sung head over heels to describe a certain Joseph Kevin Keegan.