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Reminds me of when my 3yr old wanted to be Arsenal and Mingenal. So proud.

Aye, there's no winners in that one. With a bit of luck both accounts would disappear into a Twitter black hole of arseholery.

You need to drink loads of white wine tonight and puke up on the red wine sick

I'm having the worst hangover in the history of hangovers. I learned two things last night. 1, toontastic has some really nice people on it 2, red wine sick is very difficult to remove from a carpet

Just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, along comes a Mackem to remind us how much worse things could be

I've signed it even though I have reservations, particularly about the Saudis but I really don't like some cunts telling us what we can and can't do and basically trying to get us to 'know our place', so for that reason, I'm in.

A real meeting of the minds there. What a pair of complete wankers.

MF is jaded as fuck now Broadly agree though, I've never really been a believer in the power of petitions. I'll sign it anyway cos you never know but I'm not going to hold my breath.

Apocalypse Now is great- reminds me of that 1980s show, Airwolf, because they have helicopters and people wear uniforms.

Same

Wraith has a point, badly made. It’s weird that Edwards is so pleased it’s off but I guess it’s because he’s painted himself into a corner with the way he’s behaved towards the majority of the fan base and his ridiculous claims to not have watched our matches when we played shit etc. The daft bit is, as Howay pointed out, it would have been a fantastic boost to his career if we’d been converted into a top European side competing for honours for the foreseeable. It’s fucking bizarre that he’d rather score points on Twitter.

You are a bunch of (blue pop, cheesy chip, racist, paedo-loving, seat shitting, classy) cunts

You’re 3/5ths of the way to divi 4 ya cunt now fuck off and leave global geo/political machinations to the big boys

He’s a balding big mouth cockney bastard.Mount still being praised to the hilt by the cockney press for doing nowt special,the big nosed over-hyped cockney bastard.

Echo what everyone else has said. Sorry to hear your news Dan. Definitely worth drowning the sorrows. Good luck getting through this shit time I’ve taken the lockdown cliche staycation holiday, taking in Somerset, Wales then up to the north east to see me mother next week. Been getting sozzled every night and avoiding the takeover fallout as much as possible. Couldn’t tell you what I’ve been drinking. Pretty much a bit of everything: pale ale, whisky, red wine, g&ts, old fashioneds, a few joints. Nailed some chemicals that I’ve had lying around for ages too.

aye, signed it too, despite being of the opinion it'll be completely ignored by those whose attention it seeks. that said, it's an admirable effort and should be applauded regardless. i'm an old cunt now, but despite this i still reckon i could burst master's face open with a well aimed headbutt, this is the form of protest i'd prefer should i ever cross paths with him. fucking repulsive, pompous greasy cunt, looks like he could easily out smarm charlie methven!

50 units for 50 years. I'm running out of units lads, and years. Work tomorrow too. Somone help me!

My mate once had a crate of boddingtons in his bathroom in his flat in Leeds for no apparent reason. It was that minging they didn’t even make the fridge. Low and behold one night we got back mortal and cracked a few of them open. They were literally rusty (they’d been there at least a year)

The recovery can is a mystery, there can’t possibly be any medical logic for it. It’s like a wizard leaves a special can in your fridge when you pass out.

Also hungover but not from red wine so I can simply have a recovery can and go about my day. God bless recovery cans.

Especially when you’re getting the heavy evils from the Mrs. for spewing on the carpet. Happy Sunday, fancy a runny egg washed down with red wine?

Red wine hangovers are the pits Not even another drink can fix that

Good luck. Fucking cack time to be losing a job. Hope something turns up for you soon.

And now no job....

He’s rightly calling you out for being (yet another) useless Mackem troll Jonny. Not the first, nor the last, but as fucking thick as the rest. Looking forward to your next disaster?

Fucking hell, it must be good if you’ve cracked a smile

Between 6 seconds and 30 seconds was the time it took to realise the Rubik's cube was fucking shite when me or my sister got one.

Im pleased you’ve cleared that up for us, thanks

John Martyn

Thanks, I signed. I'd edit your original post too just in case people don't see your correction here

I don’t think I’ve ever signed a petition that’s led to meaningful change - and I’ve signed a load in my time - but fuck it

Aye, he’s just a miserable cunt that just seems to want to point score as you say. He was correct about the BZG bid seemingly being a bit of a non-starter, rather than bother learning about this bid he just assumed it was exactly the same and is now gloating that he’s right (despite the fact he’s not at all, the deal was absolutely happening if the PL hadn’t fucked on). He definitely takes pleasure in winding fans up, but then can’t take an ounce of criticism or winding up back as he always just falls back on that he’s lived in the NE for 20 years then turns off comments for his next wind up attempt. I just hope people start treating him like they should treat the PL, just switch it off, don’t read his shite, or give him clicks. I’d say he’d be worth sticking with if he ever gave any good information, but quite frankly during the time I’ve paid any attention to him he’s not broken any new information that’s actually that relevant, or even given any good insight into something someone else has broke, and honestly it’s just all negative. I mean he’s currently bigging up a potential bid that he somehow finds more credible than the one that was actually in the O&D test despite the fact the bid was being said (pretty sure by him) to have been accepted by Ashley weeks ago just pending the Saudis failing the O&D test, so did that not happen weeks ago if they’re just talking about bidding now yet Ashley and Penfold are 100% committed to the Saudi bid (the hint here being it’s the only fucking bid).

They can look forward to “their cup final” against the classiest club on the planet next year.

That’s why I go anyway

This was the original tweet but it went on for ages, with people calling him out .

McEwan’s Export was something I drank as a kid of about 15. Not had it in years. Speaking of Aldi, the one at Northumberland Park has some canny beers on atm. Some Goose Island, etc. Plus Budvar which a nice drop.

I’m popping out for a pint with a mate from work, just the one. Then I’ve got mixers and rum at home Might get something softer

It’s less about asking the PL to engage with us but more about forcing the hands of UK officials to begin an investigation into the EPL takeover process as this whole thing stinks of corruption

Cask Ex was/is one the classics. Fucking loopy juice, but lovely

They sell that in Aldi and occasionally I nearly buy it as my brain thinks for split second it’s exhibition I turn around in disgust

Fair play to you mate, but they’ve just spent 17 weeks ignoring a £300 million bid for one of their member clubs, why would they take a different approach to an online petition? I absolutely share your frustration, but there is quite literally fuck-all we can do about it.

Notice how he doesn’t explicitly blame Stavely, because he knows he’d get shot to bits. Fucking cowardly tbh.

Good luck, getting a new job soon.

Hope you get yourself sorted soon, mate.

100% agree, sign the petition and then bombard the premier league and its partners Twitter accounts with corruption tweets

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/newcastle-united-takeover-news-pif-staveley-reuben-brothers-a9646626.html Having regulations but not applying them because you do not like the result does look as arbitrary to me as you would expect from a despotic middle eastern state...

For 17 weeks we had HOPE. Now the situation is one of hopelessness

the 80s was better, especially the away games everyone stuck together didn't matter that we were crap and never going to win out, the team tried being on a train or bus with my fellow Newcastle fans, singing our assses off and loving NUFC fucking hell...i nearly said jumpers for goalposts