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His most recent set of accounts for his company show £581 in the bank.

Sounds like he’d be perfect to write the latest classy chapter in that club’s history

Go back long enough and I bet you'll find "15 is barely underage marra"

The question is what is he going to do with the £531 left over?

Jihadist's reward?

Even for a mackem this kid is weird as fuck like

A quick look at his timeline and he’s retweeting anti-mask, and COVID isn’t a big deal I don’t know anyone who has died from it type shite, seems they’ve got another winner lined up.

The best chance to get it happening soon is for Chris Grayling to publicly oppose the takeover.

Weyhuv got ohwa club back marra

“ An unrivalled sense of belonging. There’s no place like it on Earth”

Shocking spelling mistake by the BBC’s political editor.

Thankyou PL for taking your time your absolute ...

Like your meat in the shed, we're in for a beating!

A bunch of sunburnt scouse slappers or a bunch of fake tanned Aussie slappers - only winner is to poke your eyes out.

But he was on fire for Wigan.

That's our problem, always wanting a big name manager.

This is absolutely pathetic mind. Im not just saying this because it’s my club but the ironically named Masters has proved well out of his depth. Its not the first time there’s been a takeover with a questionable moral overtone.

Jordan Henderson has won the Football Writers' Association footballer of the year award. Steve Bruce is fav to win manager of the year

By the end of pre-season now, fuck me

Don't!

88 Fun Boilers? Ideal!

Ideal Fun Boilers

4. Someone told Penfold there’d been a breach in their cyber security and he’s now worried about Daleks.

All this fuss about letting babies growing up genderless being a bad thing, Meanwhile people are putting them in Newcastle tops. Thats a life sentence.

I don’t know a lot about babies but I know they keep getting bigger and they do it quite quickly. 40 quid is a complete joke.

Fuck me, anyone buying them deserves to be ripped off like at those prices

The way they hide behind their faith too. Not that I believe in the idea of Jesus being the son of god (or there being a god) but they seem to go completely against his teachings anyway. Like just claiming to believe makes the contradictory behaviour irrelevant. I agree though, she’s brilliant.

As test batsmen maybe but not as a test cricketers. Although understanding the difference would’ve required basic comprehension skills, so I’ll let you off

Andrea Leadsom will be fuming.

She is fucking class. Backstory if you've missed it, she was on her way in to the Capitol building yesterday when this Rep Yoho stopped her and told her that she was "disgusting" for saying that crime goes up when poverty goes up, and then called her a "fucking bitch". Then tried to hide behind having daughters, having a wife, and being a man of god. Like a cunt.

Dubravka will be left looking like a plaster's radio!

Tenner says you don’t.

I certainly hope we don’t get as stretched, or are as leaky at the back.

Can you chip in for the other side anywhere?

Shame the bank didn't stop the money transfer for the Joelinton cash

I think the most telling think about this was the news that Saudi's banning of BeIn came as a surprise to the people managing the bid for us. It's tempting for us to look at this and assume that the whole Saudi kingdom is energised around our takeover, but the reality may be that their fuck on with Qatar and other geopolitical considerations may be far more important to them then the takeover of a PL club. We might not be as high up the list as we all wish we were.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/jul/23/cybersecurity-at-risk-after-hackers-try-to-sabotage-premier-league-transfer-deal Premier League club hacked mid-transfer deal and only prevented from giving £1m to the hackers by the bank becoming involved. Nailed on this was Charnley falling for a Nigerian Prince email.

Relegation kit. (Assuming we get stuck with FCB and the manager everyone wants us to have because he's treble cush but don't want him for their own clubs).

I thought it was astonishing when he chased that ball to the boundary down off his own bowling, not only his effort but his instant awareness of the field to recognise only he had a chance to cut it off, he is an unreal talent with unbelievable application to go with it.

Apart from those making the adverts