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Clash of the Titans! Immovable object meets unstoppable force.....

Any news on whether Luke Edwards is watching this one?

The pundits just know so much about football. Take Dyer for instance, he literally played in NUFC sides that had higher points tally’s and he still comes out with this fucking gibberish.

At least some fucker can spot it.

It’s like shit lesbian porn- two bald cunts going at each other in the most mild way possible.

They keep firing out all these negative stats and records about our team and they still can’t connect the dots that the manager is shit

Never Forget.

Shefki Kuqi seen frantically buying up Memory Foam pillows at New Bridge St. Bedding Centre closing down sale.

One thing is for sure, if Carroll plays CB Luke Edwards will unfortunately be missing the match.

Riddle me this Riddle me that Which luke the Journalist Is the world's biggest twat.

He'll decide at full-time

ONE TWO THREE TECHNO MAXIMUM VELOCITY

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think bacon sarnies will be thrown in the sea.

How god could waste a whole brain cell on two individuals, I can’t understand.

Its literally his fucking job to watch Newcastle games

Labour Club?

Dunno, couldn't read the price tag

A lot of positive news about the Oxford trials so I’m eagerly awaiting the soul-crushing bad news that will follow. Like it grants immunity but you grow an extra nose on your gooch,

Spotted: Glenn Roeder monitoring Dirk Kuyt playing pool with Tranquillo Barnetta at Namco Funscape.

Bas Dost seen mooching around near The Cumberland Arms.

I'm pretty sure he's American

Aye, given that Dummett isn't eligible as he wasn't named in the 25 man squad then I'd say he's a really big doubt, Steve.

one of the doesn't wear stone island clobber and hurl abuse at jimmy hill statues by any chance?

think there's several of them on rtg to be honest, but then that's to be expected as there isn't a mackem breathing who isn't the hardest cunt on planet earth. i'm no expert on the military but i always thought the sas were shrouded in secrecy till your dying day? unless of course you register on the smb in which case you're allowed to divulge your previous life with impunity. two of my particular favourite ex squadies are zigi81 who is the epitome of someone suffering from shell shock who in reality has never heard any thing louder than a 70s bonfire night banger going off, but especially revier, whose rambo like escapades eventually led him to wiping out every rival supporter in england (not europe, obviously) before fucking the arse off penelope cruz in some yacht at cannes. bless him!

I went to B&Q this morning (with mask) and they were handing out free masks at the door as an informal condition of entry. Most people took them off and pocketed them within a few yards of the entrance. I really wish the virus was exclusive to cunts.

And then there’s their football club.…

Lovely touch about the Metros being cancelled yesterday. That sort of local flavour is what makes your stories come alive.

Yer I was probably joking m9 doing banter on the internet

I take my hat off to anyone who’s sat through this match. Just the stats - 38% possession, one shot on goal - indicate why NUFC under Ashley are such a joyless waste of time. Everything about the club including Bruce says mediocrity and boredom. It’s impossible to muster a single fuck about, well, anything. We’re now at the Lonsdale/Slazenger end of the spectrum that everyone predicted would happen under Ashley’s ownership. He’s fucked NUFC brand to the point where we’re completely hollowed out. Does anyone give a fuck from one week to the next about the football? Or what Kieron Dyer has to say? Or what Bruce’s plans are for the team, or who we’re going to sign next season? Take away the annual relegation drama and there’s very little of any interest. It’s all so boring. Bruce is the perfect manager for Ashley’s NUFC, wittering on in that strange high pitched voice about how nothing’s his fault and what a great job he’s done. Whatever Steve.

Steve Bruce: “The one thing you can’t deny about this group is their ability to roll their sleeves up and have a go. “We played two full backs as centre backs today and I was delighted with their application and attitude. “I thought if anyone was going to win it in the second half it was us. “When you see Andy Carroll head and shoulders above their defenders you think it’s a classic Andy goal. He’s disappointed because it had goal written all over it but it wasn’t to be. “Emil Krafth has a really sore ankle. “He’s done well to carry on. He epitomised the spirit of all of them today. “It wasn’t a classic, don’t get me wrong. “However it was important that we put a point on the board. “Fair play to everyone that worked tirelessly to get the games on and get the season finished. “However it’s been a long, long year and we’ll have played ten games in 35 days which is a huge ask. “We haven’t got the ability to rotate so all in all the players have done well.”

I mean I’m all for positive discrimination in the football industry but employing Kieron Dyer for his insights is just taking it too far.

Step aside, Knight Ryder, it’s my understanding that there’s a new king in town, according to people familiar with the situation.

The half-hearted, disinterested patter in this thread is still miles more entertaining than the match

Is it in handwriting? I’d have Renton have a look at it.

The memories of this lot are getting shorter and shorter. Well, he’s oversaw a total regression of the side but tomorrow is another day.

Bit of a sickener this one for me. I've got the free top of the range corporate package for 4 tickets sitting unusable in my inbox as we speak. Did it last year and it really was a fantastic day out. Possibly the drunkest I've ever been in a football stadium by the end

Bruced your post.

I enjoy the fact that even in his made up story of how he can raise £10m he still has to get a bunch of loans to do it. Would they add the loan payments on that combined £30-40m debt to the £5m a month the club loses? Even in their made up scenarios the end result would still be a shambles .

These dickheads whining on about masks, saying it’s their choice not the Gubmint’s, will be the same people telling women they don’t have the right to choose an abortion. Cunts, the lot of them.

When they do, inevitably, go under, the levels of bitterness on wearside will feed generations of victimhood and whining.

I love how Blackburn and their flash in a pan title win is on the level of those other three in their mind They’re similar to Blackburn in that they’ll not be in the Premier League for fucking years, I suppose

He’s spot on, the billionaires will be lining up at a chance to buy a 3rd division club that’s bleeding money, there’s definitely not 2 full divisions of better prospects above them.

Rafa’s fault that he didn’t leave the manual around for the players so Bruce couldn’t stop them all going drastically backwards too.

"It's the way you tell'em!"