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I hope they do it It would be the perfect coup de grace for a club that has been battered by its own fans for years, while they labour under the delusion that they're helping it. To see it finally go down in flames at the hands of it's own delusional following would be superbly poetic. "The mags may be the richest club in the world marra, but they're all jealous as fuck that we're a fan owned club, even if we are being relegated out of League Two, in administration, and with our 5th chairman in 6 months coming in following the sexual assault allegations against his predecessor. It's what football is really about, we're showing other clubs the way! FTM!!"

One thing is for sure, if Carroll plays CB Luke Edwards will unfortunately be missing the match.

How have we gone from being surprised at how strong we were in quality and depth at centre back when we were playing three at a time last season to "Andy Carroll has offered to play centre back tomorrow" Oh. Oh yeah.

think there's several of them on rtg to be honest, but then that's to be expected as there isn't a mackem breathing who isn't the hardest cunt on planet earth. i'm no expert on the military but i always thought the sas were shrouded in secrecy till your dying day? unless of course you register on the smb in which case you're allowed to divulge your previous life with impunity. two of my particular favourite ex squadies are zigi81 who is the epitome of someone suffering from shell shock who in reality has never heard any thing louder than a 70s bonfire night banger going off, but especially revier, whose rambo like escapades eventually led him to wiping out every rival supporter in england (not europe, obviously) before fucking the arse off penelope cruz in some yacht at cannes. bless him!

They’d be the first nationalised club, since it’d be funded primarily by Universal Credit, Sickness Benefit etc, since they voted to guarantee the towns main employer will be fucking off.

I enjoy the fact that even in his made up story of how he can raise £10m he still has to get a bunch of loans to do it. Would they add the loan payments on that combined £30-40m debt to the £5m a month the club loses? Even in their made up scenarios the end result would still be a shambles .

When you talk about tactics, nouse, experience - he’s got it in abundance

Lovely touch about the Metros being cancelled yesterday. That sort of local flavour is what makes your stories come alive.

It’s funny how few of them seem to appreciate just how unattractive a prospect they are

I went to Disneyland

“Yeh were deep state conspiracy theories, every aspect of our lives in controlled by lunatic devil worshipers, while you’re hear...would you like to see our range of mugs & tea towels?”

"Well diary, long time no see, ah was just about to set off for graft as some clever cunt, or so-called clever cunt had intraduc, introjuice, err brought in social distancing into Thomson house and we all had to go back after dialling it in through the lockdown until ah mentioned us all bunching up as we all started together so ah managed to get staggered starts so ah was still in the house when me batphone rang. "Hello, Lee Ryder, award winning sports journalist, Newcastle chronicle, speak to me." It was pigeon chest Campbell. "Alreet, Lee? We were ah'll on WhatsApp yesterday and we're gannin to Benidorm on Tuesday. Ah'll the lads are up for it, last minute but are you up for it? Mala said he'd ring you but ah seen him this morning in the toon getting a new phone, he dropped his old one doon the bog so ah said ahe'd phone you instead." Fucking get in, ah thought. Ah could do with a lads piss up so was on it quicker than Brucie giving a vague NUFC recollection as a bairn. Ah got into work at half ten and moaned on about the mettees being off again. Ah put me holidays in with Gibbo and then bumped into Mark Douglas who told me that Saint-Maximin had won the Ronny Gill player of the year. The award was always done at the end of the season and it would've been me handing it over this year but ah was going to be full of Cruzcampo in Benidorm with the lads and hopefully balls deep in some lucky senoritas so wouldn't be able to hand it over to the French wing wizard. Mark asked if I was ok to do it and this is what separates the Ryder's from the Douglas's of this world. "Aye, nee bother wor kid, ah'll pick the trophy up when ah go on me dinner today." Douggy asked me why and ah filled him up with some shite about needing a week to psyche mesel up and using the trophy as inspiration. Anyways, ah headed up to the cathedral on the hill on me dinner hour, handed over the award to the Gallic electric eel, Allan whilst getting a piss easy 'over the moon to be here' story and making sure le magnifique froggy swapped his phone number for the chronicle trophy so ah had another toon superstar on tap, up here for thinking, doon there for dancing and yet another example for any budding regional sports journalist of how the fuck to get stuff done! Lol. Anyways, bags to pack, Kamagra to get. Laters."

I was talking about Bruce - was that not obvious?

Fyp.

If he ever plays Andy Carroll at centre half, he needs sacked on the spot.

one of the doesn't wear stone island clobber and hurl abuse at jimmy hill statues by any chance?

I've said it already on here but people rhapsodising about how lovely it'll be to rediscover Britain this year don't realise (a) just how many tourists we export and (b) just how many cunts there are among them. That said, I still quite fancy doing some UK exploring this year, but definitely not before the schools go back. (Child-free privilege, I know.) Hopefully the September weather will still be okay.

It's the idea of a message board populated by mackems where more than one can raise ten million quid that gets me. Not saying there are no successful or well off people from Sunderland of course but still...

So he's got the funds and can protect them too? Win/win for them.

Where would @essembeeofsunderland get £10 million from?

That’s the guy who claims to be ex SAS

I really hope they do it, then after they’ve scraped the money together, and own the club, the realisation that they’ll need do that every month just to pay the debts will hit them like a sledgehammer.

These dickheads whining on about masks, saying it’s their choice not the Gubmint’s, will be the same people telling women they don’t have the right to choose an abortion. Cunts, the lot of them.

It's happening, folks.....

When they do, inevitably, go under, the levels of bitterness on wearside will feed generations of victimhood and whining.

This is actually worse than it looks. It's an invention which some enterprising anti masker has come up with, and a load of dickheads are obsessed with wearing this at the supermarket and insisting they meet the standard of wearing a face covering. Selling them on Etsy.

And then there’s their football club.…

Just when you thought Toby Young couldn’t look more of a cunt...

I love how Blackburn and their flash in a pan title win is on the level of those other three in their mind They’re similar to Blackburn in that they’ll not be in the Premier League for fucking years, I suppose

safc recent history, through the medium of origami. crumple, fold, rats from a sinking ship.

What is that photo doing with that headline?!

It’s a little known historical fact that Hitler only invaded Poland to test his eyesight.

Kamala Harris, pictured here last year with her daughter...

I went to B&Q this morning (with mask) and they were handing out free masks at the door as an informal condition of entry. Most people took them off and pocketed them within a few yards of the entrance. I really wish the virus was exclusive to cunts.