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No, I don't need an excuse to laugh at Miguel Delaney.

"Name?" "The Burrowers" "Specialised subject?" "The fucking obvious, Marra." "Your sixty seconds start.....now."

Leeds promoted. Now it’s time for everyone to remember how much they hate them again.

“Yiz playin pool n yiz snookad, can yiz play the jump shot? ( hitting cue baal awwa anuntha baal te hit ya cullad baal)? Yes ah nah?”

Gee, you reckon?

That explosion in the background is the chemical reaction of a turd hitting a faded cheap plastic seat.

I like to think we can take a little bit of credit for that– they’d rather see their club sink without trace than raise a finger because “ it’s what them lot up the road dae”. Too classy.

"Everything is fine"

Like me dad likes to say when he’s serving Xmas dinner - who wants stuffing? (HMHM & MF - you can have that one, btw)

Leeds gave us Terry Hibbitt for £30,000. His through ball for Supermac in the semi against Burnley is the best pass I’ve ever seen.Watch it again and check out the degree of difficulty in executing the pass.

I love the self righteousness of the mackems. They’re aghast that these carpet bagging cunts have blamed the fans and are seeking to act like they’re a perfect fan base, meanwhile in the Championship down their away record has been better than home iirc, it’s been rumored at different times the players hate playing at home, they abused the family of their owner, they drank every bit of PR nonsense no matter how fucking blatant and even leant into it (see the fuck heads replacing seats, and the record League One attendance attempt). They’re exactly where their fan base deserves to be, and these were the owners that they legitimately asked for and have repeatedly stated they would take this lot over many others (our potential Saudi owners included).

"This is not a Mag-like boycott, no.....this is a tribute.....sing!...... Ahhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhah"

Please don't leave, Stew. You're solid gold.

You’ll change your opinion on them when you realise they’re over 16

Aye, it’ll be much better value watching them go down again.

Leeds are a much better top flight option than shit like Watford who are the football equivalent of a chicken and stuffing sandwich. Hanging about even though no fucker could ever get excited about it.

Enjoying the promotion of Leeds is equivalent to the celebrate the return of the bubonic plague.

Jamie Redknapp tripping over himself to agree with the black pundits they’ve had on since the restart is cringeworthy as fuck They could say “I think the striker should pick the ball up, lick it and try to bum the ref in the second half” and he’d fire back with “Yeah, I think you’re right there”

As I kid I lived on the moan road from Wetherby (this was well before the M1/A1 link was built) and whenever we played Leeds i would always watch the cars driving past with my scarf out. Get a load of abuse from Leeds fans but loads of beeps from mags. Loved it.

Who the fucking hell is Leeds ?

Aye all the media pretending everyone should be excited for it. A club of utter cunts.

Has this prick not learned?

Didn’t he only actually pay about £5 million for them though, with the rest coming from the parachute payments?

In a strange way I won't really mind if the takeover doesn't happen. I've spent far too much of my life obsessing over this bloody team, and I felt really liberated after Rafa left and I found I didn't actually care anymore. I've already found myself checking for takeover updates and actually knowing the upcoming fixtures recently, I will no doubt be fully sucked back in if the takeover happens. I'm not sure I want to be

"It's the way you tell'em!"

tbf a chicken and stuffing sandwich sounds nice, but then again i skipped lunch.

I fucking despise Leeds.

Brentford and Leeds are the two that everyone should want to go up from a footballing POV. Benrahma is absolutely class and can’t see why he wouldn’t make the step up ala Mahrez

I'm a tiny bit biased because my mate's the co-DoF there but I'd love Brentford to go up. (Though I'd far rather it were at the expense of Leeds than West Brom, obviously. )

Yeh why? wtf man

Yer I was probably joking m9 doing banter on the internet

Yosemite - Boston, sure you don't want to visit places a little further apart?

They got their club back marra! Stupid bastards

Also, don’t ask them about the plural of LEGO. They can’t handle it.

judas priest

The Likely lads will clear it up

yes, you can still go to the chippy

Howard Jones used to manage 360 degrees of synthesisers

There might be an undercurrent of jingoism about this ‘Bruce is better than Benitez’ patter. It’s been a constant theme with pundits that you should give British managers preference, especially with the England job. Worked well with Allardyce.

didn't realise @Renton was a jock

Did you forget we had a £40m player on the bench last night?

Where the fuck have you bunch of clowns got the idea that I was suggesting the both work together in a managerial/team capacity. It's like talking to a room full of CTs sometimes.

To be fair, after the Southampton game we've improved our xG significantly; 9.3 (7th) Can't find date limited stats for the others. xGA is still 20th (13.27) G 5th (12) GA 18th (14)

I wonder who kept banging about having more points than last season as a benchmark...