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  1. Noelie remembers when it meant he could go round the Caribbean in a man-o-war, drinking rum and stealing Spanish gold
    6 points
  2. Luke, I am your barber
    5 points
  3. When you hand them a poppy face mask:
    5 points
  4. anybody else remember the olden days when all piracy meant was you could play snidey games on your ps2 or your chipped virgin box meant you had to be careful your lass didn't catch you knocking a sly one out watching the adult channel after midnight? these days your entire relationship with the football club you've loved since you were a kid is dependant on it. fucking progress eh?!
    4 points
  5. Who said the Germans don’t know how to have fun?
    4 points
  6. With the greatest respect, we've all seen the pics of you as a kid. Even Savile wasn't that hard up.
    4 points
  7. Avian anal beads, or 'Cloaca Clackers'
    4 points
  8. Fitting that the Tory membership card has MEMBER written on in big letters
    3 points
  9. Blacking up: Okay Wearing a face mask while you pop into the shop: monstrous imposition
    3 points
  10. If you say you’re Ings these days you get arrested and put in jail.
    3 points
  11. Pretty much this.
    3 points
  12. Not quite. It’s replaced thoughts of Maggie Thatcher as the antidote to premature ejaculation
    3 points
  13. My Wycombe mate on the right, fuckin brilliant
    3 points
  14. Sorry, I'm still thinking of Gemmill as a schoolboy.
    2 points
  15. And the fact they’re fucking shit
    2 points
  16. Trust Keyes to take someone else’s moment of misfortune and try to make it all about how hard by he was done.
    2 points
  17. One of my (thick) cousins posted this on Facebook today. He also said that if my Nan was still alive she would be disgusted at how much of a snowflake nation we have become. Apparently missing the irony that her disgust wouldn’t last long as she’d probably catch COVID in a shop and die
    2 points
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  19. Loving old hairy hands take on it https://richardajkeys.com/index.php/blog/241-come-on-clive
    2 points
  20. I’ll bring the agricultural shit-sprayer.
    2 points
  21. Clive Tyldesley's position as ITV's number 1 football commentator.
    2 points
  22. They could pretend that they’re “Poverty Shields” that stop them getting any lower-class germs on them.
    2 points
  23. In lighter news, I have finally got a haircut. Was mad seeing my barber with a full visor on. Was like getting my hair cut by Darth Vader.
    2 points
  24. Aye pretend it's the Blitz and you've got a gas mask on. Better still, wear a gas mask. Better still, step on a fucking landmine.
    2 points
  25. so the Chinese will have known this was coming before we did.
    2 points
  26. Because it involves doing something for the greater good of society, it's anathema to them.
    2 points
  27. Agree with the first bit and the ridiculous inertia of those in charge. The second bit suggests a level of competence (for want of a better word) and planning that’s simply not there with this government. They’ve absolutely winged it from day one. Add in a liberal dollop of we know better than the rest of the world and you have the absolute shitstorm that looks like it’s going to rage on for a good while yet.
    2 points
  28. It looks awful you tramps. Eat a pizza or eat a Yorkshire pudding. This is a mash-up that worsens both of its constituent parts.
    2 points
  29. 2 points
  30. Because that’s the quickest they can tie up the contracts.
    2 points
  31. The uproar about this is just fucking daft
    1 point
  32. So says the internet, a place that never gets carried away.
    1 point
  33. I want to hate this but it looks fantastic.
    1 point
  34. I think it pretty much sums up England in 2020 that a potentially life-saving philanthropic act during a global pandemic needs to be made compulsory
    1 point
  35. The only individual on the Planet of Apes with more inaccurate predictions than CT and Parky...
    1 point
  36. Looks like we're are stuck with bruce as Pep won't leave now
    1 point
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